Roger is a Guru!!!

[Merelan]

Read it in another thread, and wondered what type of a party would best suit him. And would he allow Rachel to attend, or not.
Anyone have any ideas?
If you don't know, a Guru status means you have posted 500 wonderful, meaningful, thought provoking replies.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Party eh?

Well, since Roger has acheived this fine status,(one I probably won't for a loooooong time) we should throw a TOGA party. Say it with me now... TOGA TOGA TOGA...


*getting out daughter's Blues Clues sheet* Anyone care to join?

 

[enjuedevi88]

Congrats!

Hell, I'll join a toga party! CONGRATS ROGER!
I saw some cool Martha Stewart sheets at K-mart; cheap enough to give everyone a designer sheet!
Can I join?

 

[Merelan]

Toga? How about making them kilts. He is Scottish after all, though I do not think he will mind any kind of party, as long as he is the special event, I mean the special guest.

 

[Beebeeblue]

*wraps sheet around waist* Ok...will this do for a kilt??
*looks down* Dammit... Im topless. Heeyyyyy... A topless Kilt party! Hey Roger!! Whatcha think???

 

[CreamyLady]

It's too hot for a kilt, topless or otherwise, so I just won't wear anything.

However, I'll bring the McEwan's Export . . .

 

[Merelan]

Should we warn him he is being invaded? or just "storm the shores"?

 

[Laurel]

I'm ready...

Okay, where's the new Guru? Where's the confetti? Where's the fruit-flavored body gels and glittery pasties? Where are the erotically shaped cakes?

 

[Dreamer1]

Read it in another thread, and wondered what type of a party would best suit him. And would he allow Rachel to attend, or not.
Anyone have any ideas?
If you don't know, a Guru status means you have posted 500 wonderful, meaningful, thought provoking replies.

Damn Merelan, if reaching Guru status means you must post 500 wonderful, meaningful and thought provoking replies, I am fucked for sure-in terms of #s and those that would involve any real thought or higher meaning!

I would also like Roger's answer to whether Rachel would get an invite or not!

Sounds like a damn fine excuse for a party though!

 

[Gingersnap]

Graduation Party

What I want to know is can we have a float and a parade??
You know he promised me I could be the Queen and sit on his royal sword or was that by his sword????. At any rate I look forward to all the activity. Loin clothes are optional and I think it was slut boy or MadDog who wanted little white panties. I heard he will speak in tongues at midnite.

 

[Merelan]

Sit on his sword? Speak in tongues... or is that use his tongue?

 

[Dreamer1]

Sit on his sword? Speak in tongues... or is that use his tongue?

Please answer the question oh DR Snappy One!

 

[Merelan]

Yes, please do.

 

[ShyGoddess]

I love it when people use...I mean speak tongues.

It is my aspiration to be just like Roger. I want to be a Guru.

Who want to be a Guru?

 

[Gingersnap]

I swear it is beginning to sound like a mouth lesion. " I have a guru on my uluva". It is his mighty sword and he said he would let me touch it, A Lot! As far as the the next question, I think it will be right after we sacrafice a virgin...I would volunteer but there was that unfortunate riding accident.....a whole lot of screaming and then I had a cigarette.... Hope that covers everything.

[Edited by Gingersnap on 06-26-2000 at 06:50 PM]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... heard you were lookin' for a virgin to join your party

 

[Earthgoddess]

ooohh lets do the celtic thing and paint our faces with woad...then we can be partying dervishes,and feel like Mel Gibson in Braveheart...woo hoo congrats to Roger....Laurel I am currently trying to find cake pans to do justice to Roger's supposed form...I'll then ice it heavily in a swiss buttercream...and garnish the fun parts with ripe berries...actually if I could get Roger to hold still maybe I could frost him instead..yoo hoo Roger dear*whisking as she walks*

 

[Rosebud]

i like the topless kilt party idea...and sitting on anything of rogers will be easy because you are not supposed to wear anything under your kilt

 

[Merelan]

oh my. And he doesn't even know what we have planned. Maybe it's better that way.

 

[Bodizefi]

I think he needs a blow job after the ass kissing Merelan just gave him.

 

[Deborah]

Rumor has it Roger ran off to get a haircut and get a real job (George T. and the Destroyers) but he'll be back soon.

May I suggest a little light bondage for the party? Particularly a gag. Have you heard the new goo-roo's latest quote? "A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast 'n' bulbous, got me." He should know.

 

[Merelan]

blink, blink....

 

[Guest]

Mistress Merelan - this really is all too much. I'm completely dumbfounded. If I'd known, I would have prepared a speech. *choking back tears and unfolding sheets of paper*

I'd just like to thank all the people who got me where I am today: PC Wilborough who helped me out of the gutter this morning; my taxi driver Russell; GOD; Richard Attenborough, Gwyneth Paltrow; my probation officer (promise to get that £20 to you next week, Jack); The Mistress Formerly Known As... (I've sent ShyGuy over to help you plug in the... uhm... tv); Beebeeblue (wow, that's quite a kilt, m'dear); enjuedevi (hmmmmn, nice sheets!); CreamyLady (McEwan's Export and mass nudity - a winning combination!); Madam Cliterotica (heh-heh - that sound like quite a party you have planned); Dreamer (Miss Rachel sends her regards from the Betty Ford clinic where she just recently got hitched to husband number 4); Queen Gingersnap I (come sit on my throne, Regal Lady, and we can polish Excaliber for our future campaigns); ShyGoddess (hmmmmn - so you're fond of the Scottish tongue, eh?), Isabella (ah - my sacrificial virgin has arrived), EarthGoddess (whisk away, my tatooed vixen); Rosebud (careful with ma sporran, lassie); the Dark Lord Prinz Bodizefi and His Winged Minions (so glad you could make it - help yourself to a vol-au-vent); my biographer Sweet Deborah (George Thoroughgood wants to thank you for that "special night" back stage at the Blue Rodeo in 1987. He still didn't give me the job, though.)

 

[ShyGoddess]

I've just come to the conclusion, that the people on this board are a little crazy. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, I fit right in.) I just thought I'd share my thought, and tell you all how hard I am laughing. I fell out of my chair when it broke, I laughed so hard. This post has nothing to do with the subject, I was just laughing so hard at Roger's wonderful post that it made me want to share it.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Okay Roger, I respect you for all of your posts and the effort that went into achieving these accolades.

I also respect all of the thought and wisdom you have put into your 500+ posts to achieve this new found status.

I even respect you for 'aalll' of the time and effort you have given to this site, both here and elsewhere on the board.

But, with this new status you have obtained comes a responsibility for you to provide us with answers to whatever questions we may have of you. For isn't that what a guru offers to the world?

So anyways, I have the first question for you to answer?

"When in the hell are you going to pay me back for that bar tab you stuck me with in Brazil a few weeks back?"

Congratulations, Rog.