Right, women in a queue. Auction time!

[Svedish_Chef]

Who wants to marry da Chef

He is young, virile attractive smart and intelligent... Ok enough lies...

Will come with large amount of CD's and a large head and shaft.

Take him as you will.

What am I bid?

He also will write poetry for the right price...

 

[Merelan]

I would sell my soul if I thought it would get me you. But you belong to another. Deep sigh........

 

[jcgirl]

5 Bucks

 

[Angel]

I'll add 5 more bucks to jc's 5 and we'll trade you off every other week

 

[jcgirl]

oooooooo sounds like a plan........going once, going twice......SOLD!

Ill see you at 10 Chef...<wink>

I hope he does windows.....

 

[Angel]

Cool. I suppose we have to split the cost of transporting him between us on the alternating week huh?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

now now ... not so fast ladies .... who said the auction was closed? ....

well ... you know i am not one for marriage or anything ... but i am sure that my dear Chef would make a wonderful boy toy ... lol ...

and he cooks too ... lol ... he makes a mean creme caramel ... and, of course, ladies, we all know that is the true way to a girl's heart ...

soooo ... i will bid <insert big pause here>

.... a million dollars ...

<as sheer and utter chaos now overtakes the bidding for the big head and shaft>
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For Da Chef

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a fur coat ... but not a real fur coat that's cruel
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you an exotic pet ... like a llama or an emu
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains ... all them crazy elephant bones
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love.

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I'd be rich.

~Barenaked Ladies~

 

[Merelan]

I must bow out as Ms. Isabella wishes you. It is so seldom we see her anymore I think I better let her have her way. But, maybe she will share?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

hey Merelen ... i didn't mean to make you bow out girl ... lol ... come on back in ...

but you were very sweet to say what you did ...

and of course i will share ... i will share with all the lit ladies ...

the gentlemen however will have to do their own bidding ... even though i don't mind sharing a man with another woman ... and being shared myself by two men ... i will not share my man with another man ...

oh geez ...does that make any sense at all ... lol ...

and besides i still have to come up with a million dollars ... damn ..

 

[Merelan]

We could always raise it by selling your ummm... talents and delights for the night. I bet we could make it that way right quick.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Nice to see your ass back here but ...

eh? what's that Merelan dear ... now you are trying to pimp me? ... well i never ... lol ...

ok seriously ... are you trying to be my "Madame" ... lmao ...
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She works hard for the money
So hard for it honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
~Donna Summer~

[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 02-28-2001 at 04:21 AM]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

So where am I going... oh and someone still has to buy my ticket remember

 

[Merelan]

No, you are mine. All mine. I kidnapped you and now you are my love slave. Though I might share you with the sweet and sexy Isabella.

 

[Rosebud]

*peeking over merelan's shoulder looking like a hungry child*...whatcha got there?????

 

[Merelan]

The sexiest, sweetest man on the whole site. He cooks, writes poetry, loves music and long walks and is willing to share Bowie with me. See why I kidnapped him?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Iman will be pissed now ...

what's that Merelan, luv ... you've got David Bowie too?

damn girl ... leave some men for the rest of us ... lmao ..
_____________________
Hot tramp
I love you so
~David Bowie~

 

[Merelan]

No, he has Bowie... or wishes he did. You realize if he had the chance at him. We would all fall by the wayside. Crying now.....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

In retrospect ...

... i was also wondering ...

is it only the right women who can queue up or can the women who are wrong also stand in line?
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That's wrong, right?

 

[Merelan]

You have me baffled now. An easy thing to do, especially after a long day at work and a glass of wine on an empty tummy. Hmmm... I know. Let's just move in together and have wild sex all the time.

You could never, ever be the wrong woman.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You have me baffled now. An easy thing to do, especially after a long day at work and a glass of wine on an empty tummy. Hmmm... I know. Let's just move in together and have wild sex all the time.

You could never, ever be the wrong woman.

Does that include David and I with you two or not?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ohhhhhhhh wowwwwwwww a foursome with Chef and Merelan and David Bowie.... <fanning myself frantically> ...

you have made my morning ... a wonderful fantasy to start my day ... lol ... thank you both of you

btw Merelan dear ... i was referring to the thread title ... it just jumped out at me ... lol
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Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
~David Bowie~

 

[Merelan]

Oh, geesh, I missed that.
The four of us? Really? Where, when? Now!!!!! My, my.....
How am I suppose to concentrate today? Thoughts and images of that will drift through my mind all day.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Aha Anothe Veruca Salt song fix!

With David Bowie

Will it ever come like it did for you?
I kind of heard you singing and I never knew
No, I never knew

My heart skips around when I hear the sound
I'm never alone 'cause you're following me home
I'm falling in love my walkman
And me with David Bowie with teenage medication flowing through my veins
I can face the strain it's causing a sensation that I can explain
Yeah, I can explain

My heart skips around when I hear the sound
I'm never alone 'cause you're following me home
I'm falling in love my walkman
And me with David Bowie

You want me to sing - I can! I can!
You want me to play - I can! I can!
You want to be in a band, I can
I'll never be anything more than I was today

Will it ever come like it did for you?
I kind of heard you singing and I never knew
No, I never knew

My heart skips around when I hear the sound
I'm never alone 'cause you're following me home
I'm falling in love my walkman
And me with David Bowie
Him and me in a tree i-n-g

 

[Merelan]

Damn your good.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Damn your good.

I am? And did you like the song?