Right, the tricycle for the 3 year old is...

[p_p_man]

finally assembled.

Most of the first aid kit has been used and the cat's left home.

Who the hell writes these 'easy to assemble' instructions anyway? George?

Give me a wall to paint any day...



ppman

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Careful PP you are

showing your human side.

Some suggestions all of the parts in the box should literally be used. They are there for a reason. Ok a bolt or two might be extras. Use your discretion.

Another do not drink while trying to assemble said tricycle.

I would carefully lay the pieces out and look at the directions. Preferable read the directions in your native language.

I hope there are pictures that are part of the directions as what part goes where and so forth.

Remember there are three wheels to a tricycle. It should not be lopsided but level. Handle bars are to the front and a little step thingy in the back. Usually the pointy part of the seat faces front. (this makes it easier for the rider to sit on it) Use your common sense for know you have them.

Good luck on your mission and if you don't mind give us an update on your tackle with the tricycle. This post will destruct in 10 seconds.

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Peace,
Tulip

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Sigh

disregard the above thread for it is assembled.

Does it look like a tricycle? How badly are your hands bandaged? Did you use a hammer?

I hope the tike enjoys it.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[RawHumor]

Who the hell writes these 'easy to assemble' instructions anyway? George?

It's a vast right-wing conspiracy.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Ya think Raw....

Ok on the topic of the writers of directions. How come men do not like to follow them? It has always made me curious. I would assume if it was sexual directions to sex or a device they might be inclined to.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Sigh

disregard the above thread for it is assembled.

Does it look like a tricycle? How badly are your hands bandaged? Did you use a hammer?

I hope the tike enjoys it.

Peace,
Tulip

Apart from a couple of tiny screws springing like a couple of ballerinas out of my fingers and disappearing into a black hole, which use to be known as a patterned carpet, everything seems fine...

Even the siren works...

God the kid's mother is going to love that little extra on Christmas morning...



ppman

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Yeah *sarcastically* agreeing

I would think the child's mother would love that siren. Hmmm just think of it as payback for you loosing some skin. I used to buy my one nephew noisey toys when my sis-in-law irked me. However noisey can be very educational. I have been threatened that in the future when I do have children that they are going to get a drum set. I wonder why? Well be proud of the job you did and I am sure you will get much enjoyment seeing him/her using it on Christmas when their eyes widen and what not.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Yeah *sarcastically* agreeing

Well be proud of the job you did and I am sure you will get much enjoyment seeing him/her using it on Christmas when their eyes widen and what not.

Peace,
Tulip

Yeah, I guess you're right...



ppman

 

[tulip2lipservice]

A pat on your back and

then I quickly tap your bum. Now go have a pint for a good job done.

Merry Christmas to you if I don't see ya about.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[p_p_man]

Re: A pat on your back and

then I quickly tap your bum. Now go have a pint for a good job done.

Merry Christmas to you if I don't see ya about.

Peace,
Tulip

And to you Tulip...

hic...thud...



ppman

 

[penguindance]

 

[p_p_man]

Now that you got the trike put together...it's time for a two-wheeler.

Puleese...

I haven't learnt to ride it yet...



ppman

 

[penguindance]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Now that you got the trike put together...it's time for a two-wheeler.

they make two wheeled walkers? damn, what will they think of next!