Respond with Monty Python

[TANSTAAFL58]

Flay rod's come out of skew on treadle.

 

[shewantsmore]

Right , I'll do you for that

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat...

 

[shewantsmore]

I fart in your general direction

 

[Kitschshaman]

Your mother was a hamster and your sister smells of elderberries...

 

[Hornblende]

GOD: What are you doing now?!

ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.

GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!

 

[VoraciousValue]

"Welcome to the Castle Anthrax!"
"The Castle Anthrax??"
"It's not a very good name, is it?"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

And, if you're not at your table spot on seven, you miss your bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of international cuisine...

 

[Hornblende]

Now let me fill you in. I'm leading this expedition and we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.

 

[VoraciousValue]

"No no, no no, this is the wrong map you have here. This is Stalingrad!"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

"Morning Mrs. Hypothesis."

"Morning Mrs. Conclusion."

 

[Kitschshaman]

It's only a bunny rabbit....

 

[Hornblende]

Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...

 

[kurrginatorX]

You bastards! You lucky, lucky bastards!!!

 

[shewantsmore]

One day lad ,all of this will be yours

 

[VoraciousValue]

"As the horrendous black beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"

(Cut to shot of Terry Gilliam keeling over dead.)

 

[Kitschshaman]

'She's got huge...tracts of land...'

 

[Hornblende]

A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

'Black stump Bordeaux' is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good 'Sydney Syrup' can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.

'Chateau Bleu', too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.

 

[kurrginatorX]

And now for something completely different.

 

[Kitschshaman]

and now for something completely different...a man with three buttocks...

'we have with us today mr arthur frampton...mr frampton, we understand that...let me put it another way...that you have a...50% bonus in the...'

'I got three cheeks, yeah..'

 

[kurrginatorX]

Mont Pythn's Flon cicus

 

[Hornblende]

Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?

See the loveli lakes

The wonderful telephone system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the majestic moose

A moose once bit my sister...

 

[HBergeron]

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

 

[69Massagingman]

You see that? That's where I was born. You know, one day, when I was a little boy, my mother she took me on her knee and she said: 'Gaston, my son. The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it, and love everyone, not hate people. You must try and make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go.' And so...I became a waiter...... Well... it's...it's not much of a philosophy, I know...... but... well... fuck you... I can live my own life in my own way if I want to. Fuck off! Don't come following me!

 

[Hornblende]

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, galloping through the sward,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, and his horse Concorde.
He steals from the rich and gives to the poor,
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore.