Respond with Monty Python

[VoraciousValue]

We were so poor

"We used to dream of living in a corridor!"

 

[shewantsmore]

Do you get waffers with it

 

[akaSol]

Spam, bacon, sausage and Spam?

 

[VoraciousValue]

"Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery?! Like praline or lime creamery -- a popular flavor, I'm led to understand -- or raspberry delight!

"And what's this one, what's this one? Here we are. Cockroach custard. . . .

"Anthrax ripple. . . ."

"Blehh! (vomits)"

"(For those of you listening at home, the young constable has just thrown up into his helmet. This is the longest continuous vomit seen on Broadway since John Barrymore puked over Laertes in the second act of Hamlet, in 1941.)"

 

[shewantsmore]

A lovely little thinker but a bigger when his pist

 

[akaSol]

Er, Would you like a twist of lemming sir?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club they were fishing the out of main sewers every half hour.

 

[VoraciousValue]

At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club they were fishing the out of main sewers every half hour.

"Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, a prize-winning queve reserv-ee Chateau Bottle Nourisse au Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit."

 

[akaSol]

Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbation ...

 

[shewantsmore]

And now for something completely different

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club they were fishing the out of main sewers every half hour.

"Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, a prize-winning queve reserv-ee Chateau Bottle Nourisse au Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit."

(C'mon Lit, in your best fake Aussie accent, all together

This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding

 

[shewantsmore]

What makes you think shes a witch

 

[akaSol]

Frank was just asking 'what's new?'.

Was he?

Yeah,... mhmm.

Hey, look. Howard's being eaten.

Is he? Makes you think, doesn't it?

Mmm.

I mean, what's it all about?

Beats me.

 

[DeckardNYC]

“Tis but a scratch.”

 

[Mr X]

I'm Brian.... and so's my wife!

 

[Hornblende]

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me

 

[MrEd63]

The Hammers, is the nickname of which English football team

 

[VoraciousValue]

"Today in Silly Noises, our two teams will be the Bournemouth and District Amateur Gynecologists, who will be taking on our champion, from Goole in Yorkshire, the Humber and District Catholic River Wideners Club."

 

[HBergeron]

Listen... chaps... there's still a chance. I'm... done for, I've got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But some of you might. So... you'd better eat me.

Eat you, sir?

Yes. Eat me.

Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?

You needn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Listen... chaps... there's still a chance. I'm... done for, I've got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But some of you might. So... you'd better eat me.

Eat you, sir?

Yes. Eat me.

Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?

You needn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm!

"No sign of land. How long is it?"

"That's a rather personal question, sir!"

 

[Hornblende]

And after the spanking, the oral sex.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Flay rod's come out of skew on treadle.

 

[HBergeron]

My nipples explode with delight.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

"And, if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss your bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup, the first item on the menu of International cuisine.'

 

[Hornblende]

The Hammers is the nickname of which English football team?