1sickbastard
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Splitter!
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Collar_N_Cuffs
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Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
luv1
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All right. All right. It's bloody... albatross flavour... Bleedin' seabird bleedin' flavour!!!!
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What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.
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Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!
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It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.
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NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Bold and brave Sir Robin, he bravely ran away!
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Would Monsieur care for a waffer thin mint?
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Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.
Bad, wicked, naughty Zoot! She is a bad person and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! Come! You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then... spank me.
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And now for something completely different
1sickbastard
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He's already got one you see.
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The trouble with Whicker Island is, there's just too many Whicker's
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It's just a flesh wound!
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And what do you burn, apart from witches??
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Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah.
"
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah.
"
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
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Apologies, but it needed the whole scene
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