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OK, I didn't get the desired PM from Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, or Jessica Alba. Not sure what the hell is going on but here goes try number 4.

I would like a PM from the girl who was in that one movie a couple of years ago with that funny guy with a beard and the brownish dog. Don't keep me waiting!
 
OK, I haven't gotten any PMs from the desired Hollywood actresses. They must be busy filming atm.

So in the meantime, I request...nay, DEMAND....a PM from that super hot sex kitten Betty White. You know you're my golden girl, Betty. Don't let me down, sugar.
 
The apocalypse is nigh. I've got space and supplies enough in my bunker for only one more. Convince me you're the one by telling me:

What five (or fewer) essential, non-negotiable items must you bring with you?

How will we while away the years as we wait for the radiation to dissipate, the C.H.U.D.s to starve to death and the wasteland biker gangs to get all the sodomy out of their system and finally begin rebuilding civilization?

And what knowledge, skills and/or talents do you bring to the table to aid in the reconstruction?
 
These randomn PM things don't work. Or maybe they don't work for me. I need to stop asking people for their favorite midget porn video I guess.
 
I'd like to receive a PM from someone who "gets" me.

I've been lucky enough to make a few special connections during my time on Lit — individuals with whom I've shared an instinctive and almost telepathic understanding — but they've fallen by the wayside over the years. I've been missing that feeling, so, it seems at least worth a quick posting to try to rediscover it. :)
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I'd like a PM in the form of a voice recording by someone who is willing to read aloud a passage from a classic piece of children's literature.
 
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. First person to PM me a correct guess gets one serious round of applause and I'll 'accidentally' moan your user name the next time I'm being intimate with someone. Only one guess per person!
 
Taegul said:
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. First person to PM me a correct guess gets one serious round of applause and I'll 'accidentally' moan your user name the next time I'm being intimate with someone. Only one guess per person!
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*crosses fingers that Cyntface69 gets it right.....
 
Taegul said:
To quote my original message....

"Only one guess per person!"

Always trying to bend the rules, princess!
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Reading for understanding...I enjoy reading to see what I want :)

I'll send 63, give others a chance.
 
Wild_Honey_66 said:
I'd like a PM in the form of a voice recording by someone who is willing to read aloud a passage from a classic piece of children's literature.
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I considered feigning a Russian accent and sending a passage from Crime and Punishment but decided it was more effort than I was willing to commit to a joke that, upon reflection, wasn't actually all that funny.

But that's a rather fun request and I genuinely hope somebody obliges you.
 
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