Request a PM here

[Lunation]

I need a PM from the squirrels on my roof.

You have clearly mastered communication in the form of morse code as you bang and scamper above me all night. Please also learn typing so I may sleep. Kthnx

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

I need a PM from a beholder, and by that I specifically mean the Dungeons and Dragons monster. Why? Because beholders have eyes, and they all work! Hahahaha. Seriously though, PM please? Anyone anywhere? I will honestly strive to provide you with excellent conversation.

 

[Mindfondler]

I'd be very grateful for a PM from anyone who is willing to offer me constructive criticism on a personals advert that I posted. All that I've received since is radio silence, and I'm concerned that my pitch has failed to convince those who might be interested (or has even scared them off), as opposed there being nobody out there.

It's rare to receive any review feedback on adverts, so I thought I'd try the unusual step of asking around for input. It's not necessary for you to be in my target audience in order to be able to help -- indeed, a detached perspective might be an advantage.

My personals advert is here (click) and my plea for feedback is immediately below.

Thanks in advance for any positive suggestions!

MF
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[MakeMeSweat]

I would appreciate a PM from someone of the opposite gender who would like to just be friends. Someone who is in need of an ear to listen. Someone who wants to share their daily life experiences and who has no one to share their kinks with. Someone who is looking to explore, but reality has them tied down and there won't be an opportunity to experience them in the real world, but at least here there is.

Someone who understands the confines of real life, someone who is patient and understanding. Someone that isn't looking to change real life, just enhance it.

 

[texas cop]

Come on folks. Just a few to say hello.

 

[Mindfondler]

I'd be very grateful for a PM from anyone who is willing to offer me constructive criticism on a personals advert that I posted. All that I've received since is radio silence, and I'm concerned that my pitch has failed to convince those who might be interested (or has even scared them off), as opposed there being nobody out there.

It's rare to receive any review feedback on adverts, so I thought I'd try the unusual step of asking around for input. It's not necessary for you to be in my target audience in order to be able to help -- indeed, a detached perspective might be an advantage.

My personals advert is here (click) and my plea for feedback is immediately below.

Thanks in advance for any positive suggestions!

Hey! It works!

I've received two very helpful replies to my request (you know who you are: thanks!). They've given me useful pointers on what I can improve in another iteration of my advert.

I don't suppose I can ask here for PMs from someone who would like to be my personals advertising agent and copywriter, can I? I can offer you a proper title (with a power word like "Executive" or "Supremo") and regular payment in virtual cookies.
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[MrGoatee]

Just pm me to say hi, start a flirty friendship maybe

 

[jasonmason]

I'm always up for a pm from one of the Ladies of Lit.

 

[Jakeransome]

I'm open for a pm from a sexy lovely lady.

 

[MakeMeSweat]

Hey! It works!

I've received two very helpful replies to my request (you know who you are: thanks!). They've given me useful pointers on what I can improve in another iteration of my advert.

I don't suppose I can ask here for PMs from someone who would like to be my personals advertising agent and copywriter, can I? I can offer you a proper title (with a power word like "Executive" or "Supremo") and regular payment in virtual cookies.
.

Glad it worked! I have not had that same success

 

[Mindfondler]

Glad it worked! I have not had that same success

Well, it works sometimes! I haven't had anyone offering to act as my Personals Advertising Executive. I even bought in a new box of virtual cookies specially.
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[nevergetenough]

dirty or flirty PM's are always welcome.

Or share a fantasy with me and ill share one right back!

 

[SensualMaster65M]

Ladies Only!

Requesting PMs from shy, sub-curious ladies about what is missing from their lives.

 

[FunScottishGuy]

Never one to turn down a pm from a nice lady x

 

[nowat41]

From some one who would love to try a sensual slow building kinky Role play with a 41 year old married lady!

 

[Lowrider69]

One from a Sexy, sensuous, open minded and Creative Lady ..

 

[KimaniNight]

i need a pm from someone well versed in steampunk technology and who doesn't have their genitalia, either exposed or covered, as the focus of either their avatar, their profile picture or their signature.

 

[Bengal52]

Anyone else bored this morning?

 

[nevergetenough]

removed

 

[DarkrSide]

I'm never opposed to a PM from someone looking to make a new friend.

 

[Mindfondler]

I'd love to receive a PM from anyone who has enjoyed the things that I have posted over the last couple of days but who hasn't been prepared to reply publicly.
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[staciliv]

Anyone can pm me any time, I like em. But if youre a guy who thinks women are inferior little fucktarts who only exist for his amusement and you treat them with contempt and disrespect and degrade them well then, FOR SURE pm me!

 

[seabass723]

I wouldn't mind having someone say hello. Maybe talk for a bit. I'm easy that way.

 

[just4friends]

From some one who would love to try a sensual slow building kinky Role play with a 41 year old married lady!

tried...... failed.

 

[ShyMaleSub]

I could use a pm to liven up my hotel stay.