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What was the best job you ever had (regardless of pay) and why?

Why are you still reading this? PM ME ALREADY!
 
PM's are the greatest! They're just the best!
They can be about a book, or your large left breast!
Conversations can take flight after just a single word!
So take a shot and PM this blind guy. Ya heard?
 
Happy to receive a PM from, like, literally anyone. I'm a trifle horny tonight, so discussion may vere toward sexual, but I promise, I absolutely promise, I will do my best to curb that if that's not what you want to talk about. PM away!
 
Not sure if this is a good idea (lol) but...

PM me a question you've always wanted to ask a guy in person but never been able to for whatever reason. Shyness, lack of opportunity, potential creep factor...whatevah!

I may even try to answer it!
 
Seeking a PM from anyone about anything. PM me regarding, oh, I don't know, one of your favorite things, be that a book, a game, a song... Anything. Talking rules!
Not sure if this is a good idea (lol) but...

PM me a question you've always wanted to ask a guy in person but never been able to for whatever reason. Shyness, lack of opportunity, potential creep factor...whatevah!

I may even try to answer it!
 
Looking for a PM, because I'm always looking. Quite a feat for a blind man, eh? Eh? OK, that was a terrible joke. If you like terrible jokes and decent conversation about any topic, PM this guy right here.
 
Just humbly trying again. A PM from anyone, guy or gal. Both are guaranteed to be interesting! This guarantee is brought to you by the Interesting Stuff Coalition.
 
Hey guys and gals,
I figured i'd request yet another PM tonight, as it went surprisingly well last night. Any topic, guaranteed laughs, or my name isn't John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
 
Requesting another PM from, well, anyone. Guy or gal, horny or not, anyone shall do. Someone I can make stupid jokes with, or someone who I can discuss sexy things with... It's all good. PM at will!
 
A PM from a cerebral lady who enjoys conversation would be a godsend.
 
I would enjoy a PM on the topic of free will, and the conditions under which it can exist. If we live in a rational universe, are we not just computer programs playing out our scripts? If we live in an irrational universe, are we simply the victims of chance? Or does free will exist in some subtle equilibrium between the two, its existence a blending of the rational and the irrational. Perhaps free will is a function of ignorance; the deck is stacked, but so long as we can't see the cards the illusion of choice becomes the reality of choice. Or perhaps it simply isn't there.


Alternate topic: space pirates and boobs.
 
Damn took me forever to find this thread... distractions and dicks... normal stuff. :rolleyes:

So, after having a conversation with a sassy girl, thought I'd request a PM from a guy that does not enjoy receiving head... having his dick sucked, getting a blowjob... etc... and that was DOES NOT like it. :D
 
Damn took me forever to find this thread... distractions and dicks... normal stuff. :rolleyes:

So, after having a conversation with a sassy girl, thought I'd request a PM from a guy that does not enjoy receiving head... having his dick sucked, getting a blowjob... etc... and that was DOES NOT like it. :D

lol you mean you aren't going to post the thread that this was inspired by???:eek:
 
Should anyone find me agreeable, I, too, seek a PM. Getting a PM, naughty or nice, is like finding a check for a million dollars under a couch cushion. Well, that with a little bit less jumping for joy, screeching, perhaps weeping, and of course, check-cashing. Nevertheless, it's pretty freaking awesome!
Seriously. PM me. Any topic will do.
 
In sure you've had an experience where someone you don't dislike on (on literotica or not) has gone full press on you. How did you handle it and how did it work out? What did you learn about how to deal with similar circumstances in the future?
 
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