Republican Logic

[The Mutt]

George Soros was a teenage Nazi, therefore Global Warming is a hoax.

Hillary Clinton's husband got a blow job, therefore poor people don't need health insurance.

Moveon.org was mean to General Petraeus, therefore the war in Iraq is a complete success.

Dan Rather is a sloppy reporter, therefore Gerge W Bush was a war hero.

Osama sounds a lot like Obama, therefore Democrats hate America and want our troops to die.

Al Sharpton is a bufoon, therefore there is no racism in America.

Have I missed any?

 

[phrodeau]

Levees and bridges are collapsing, so we need to fight wars for more oil.

 

[Alt]

Christian Coalition

 

[landslider2000]

Logic -- or lack thereof -- is not the possession of people with this or that ideology.

An equally silly list could be compiled for the Left Wing.

 

[The Mutt]

Gee thanks. I really had no idea what the word logic meant. Isn't that ironic?

 

[DevilishTexan]

Al Sharpton is a bufoon, therefore there is no racism in America.

Al and his illiterate cousin Jessie help propagate racism. If they don't they''ll be out of a job.


Soon as the tides start to wain here they are beating the drums again. You get rid of those bloated sacks and the situation would improve immensely. But I'm of the opinion that they have private backers that like to keep the status quo. And I'll bet the farm on that.

 

[hogjack]

An equally silly list could be compiled for the Left Wing.

Landslider can't think of any, therefore it's the Left Wing's fault.

 

[hogjack]

Big Government wastes money, is fraudulent, ineffective, and untrustworthy;

give that same Big Government more power than it has ever had to monitor all citizens and ignore habeas corpus protections.

 

[impetuous]

Big Government wastes money, is fraudulent, ineffective, and untrustworthy;

give that same Big Government more power than it has ever had to monitor all citizens and ignore habeas corpus protections.

Don't you know that Big Government is only a bad thing when the Democrats are in power?

 

[landslider2000]

It is pure vanity to assume that logic is on the side of this or that political viewpoint.

 

[phrodeau]

It is pure vanity to assume that logic is on the side of this or that political viewpoint.

What is it when you assume that pointing out a lack of logic on one side requires that the other side is logical?

 

[landslider2000]

That would be cognitive laziness.

 

[jhuson]

I once heard someone say that Conservatives talk ad nauseum about how the federal government can't be trusted to do anything right and is incompetent. And when they get in power, they go about proving that theory.

 

[Dave-2223]

George Soros was a teenage Nazi, therefore Global Warming is a hoax.

Hillary Clinton's husband got a blow job, therefore poor people don't need health insurance.

Moveon.org was mean to General Petraeus, therefore the war in Iraq is a complete success.

Dan Rather is a sloppy reporter, therefore Gerge W Bush was a war hero.

Osama sounds a lot like Obama, therefore Democrats hate America and want our troops to die.

Al Sharpton is a bufoon, therefore there is no racism in America.

Have I missed any?

Am I missing something? I have never heard any republican's say these things, or are these your own opinions and in order to take a cheap shot at Republicans you just sat these are their views? Quit knocking the Republicans AND Democrats and start voting non-partisan.

 

[jhuson]

"start voting non-partisan."

This is how everyone should vote.

I make fun of the Republicans now because I admittedly lean slightly left of center but mostly because the last 6 years have been a complete disaster and the Republicans own the lion's share of the blame. Plus, people like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Anne Coulter, and their followers have the same effect on me as garlic has on vampires.

Lucky for the Dems that they are simply the lesser of two evils at this point (primarily because they haven 't been in a position to fuck it up...but give them time.)

 

[Dave-2223]

"start voting non-partisan."

This is how everyone should vote.

I make fun of the Republicans now because I admittedly lean slightly left of center but mostly because the last 6 years have been a complete disaster and the Republicans own the lion's share of the blame. Plus, people like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Anne Coulter, and their followers have the same effect on me as garlic has on vampires.

Lucky for the Dems that they are simply the lesser of two evils at this point (primarily because they haven 't been in a position to fuck it up...but give them time.)

I agree

 

[Drixxx]

George Soros was a teenage Nazi, therefore Global Warming is a hoax.

Hillary Clinton's husband got a blow job, therefore poor people don't need health insurance.

Moveon.org was mean to General Petraeus, therefore the war in Iraq is a complete success.

Dan Rather is a sloppy reporter, therefore Gerge W Bush was a war hero.

Osama sounds a lot like Obama, therefore Democrats hate America and want our troops to die.

Al Sharpton is a bufoon, therefore there is no racism in America.

Have I missed any?

Osama is a bad guy so we have to invade Iraq.

Sadaam is a bad guy so we have to kill tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis who didn't like him either. (Stay tuned for Iran version.)

 

[unregistered]

 

[Drixxx]

Well just stand by, you're most likely going to get a journeyman's lesson in fuckedupness.

In your dreams pal! Nothing, and I mean nothing compares to the greed and incompetence of the Bush/Republicans.

They failed to act before 9/11.
They failed to act on 9/11.
They failed to catch Osama.
They started a war on false pretenses and then promptly lost it.

Kennedy, Carter, and Clinton together have not fucked up this bad, this often, this spectacular.

 

[jhuson]

Well just stand by, you're most likely going to get a journeyman's lesson in fuckedupness.

Well, I seriously doubt it can be worse than what Bush and company have done.

Plus, I'm still not sold on Hillary getting elected (although the Rep. nominees are pretty damn weak).

That being said, it is really time to clean house in Congress on both sides. As a Buckeye and Clevelander, I am ashamed to have Voinovich and Kuchinich representing me.

Vote out the incumbents.

 

[Drixxx]

George Soros was a teenage Nazi, therefore Global Warming is a hoax.

Hillary Clinton's husband got a blow job, therefore poor people don't need health insurance.

Moveon.org was mean to General Petraeus, therefore the war in Iraq is a complete success.

Dan Rather is a sloppy reporter, therefore Gerge W Bush was a war hero.

Osama sounds a lot like Obama, therefore Democrats hate America and want our troops to die.

Al Sharpton is a bufoon, therefore there is no racism in America.

Have I missed any?

One more......

If something really fucked up happens on Republican watch (i.e. 9/11, Katrina, No WMD's, etc.) it could happen to anybody. And if Democrats were in power it would have been worse.