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[Kasha]

political song

"Young Republican" by I Farm ~Just another young republican With a suit and tie his parents bought for him He can't seem to legitimize, he's a homophobic, sexist piece of shit No brain, that's okay, cause they don't require it Nature versus nurture, the latter seems so strong If environment teaches us, we'll get strung along And so I guess you wonder why Just another young republican It's almost funny you'll see why A friend of ours was walking by the young republican table They yelled "You dirty punk!" You dirty punk? Can you believe that Unity! I hear you loud and clear That's okay for some cause they don't live in fear Try to pacify someone who fights for their name Why not tie bac their hands and watch them go insane

 

[RisiaSkye]

Lie to Me

Lie to me
and tell me everything is alright
Lie to me
and tell me that you'll stay here tonight.

Tell me that you'll never leave
Oh, I'll just try to make believe
that everything you're telling me is true
Come on baby, just lie to me.

Lie to me
It doesn't matter anymore
It could never be
the way it was before.

If I can't hold on to you
leave something I can hold on to
For just a little while won't you
just let me, let me dream.

Anyone can see
that you love him more than me
But right now let me pretend
that our love will never end.

Lie to me, come on baby.
Go ahead and lie to me.


Bruce McCabe & David Z

 

[Kasha]

Anyone remember singing this in school?

One and one we're having some fun in the bedroom all day and all of the night *Two and two we took off our shoes, in the bedroom all day and all of the night *Three and Three he/she undressed me in the bedroom all day and all of the night *Four and four we fucked on the floor in the bedroom all day and allof the night *Five and Five he/she has his/her hand on my thigh, in the bedroom all day and all of the night *Six and six I/She sucked my/his dick in the bedroom all day and all of the night *Seven and Seven we went to heaven in the bedroom all day and all of the night *Eight and eight we masturbate in the bedroom all day and all of the night *Nine and nine he/I humped her/my behind in the bedroom all day and all of the night *Ten and ten we did it all again in the bedroom all day and all of the night

 

[Gaucho]

Dark and Creepy...Polka?

I just found this and I had to post it. Believe it or not, it's from a Polka band called Brave Combo.

What is this darkness?
That's right behind your couch
That strangles you on TV
And puts cotton in your mouth?
There's a bomber overhead
And there's a famine down the street
What is this darkness that we're afraid to meet?
A network interruption
A TV bulletin
Our eyes are glued to the screen
There's a monster coming in
In about an hour
That's when the torture starts
A sound is in the living room
And it almost stops your heart
What is this darkness?
That paralyzes us
That makes the world a monster
And takes away our trust

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Indy...had to dig out something old but really good

My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you
Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I only have eyes for you dear

The moon may be high
But I can't see a thing in the sky
I only have eyes for you

I don't know if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue dear

You are here and so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes for you

 

[Guest]

The Smallest Things That Are Known To Man(to be read very fast)

Thesmallest thing that known to man,
is a sub-atomic particle,
measured scientifically, under lab conditions,
to be 10 centimeters taken to the minus 13th power.

Now even tho this is very small,
it's really not that small at all,
compared to the line
that is ever so fine
that separates the hot from the cold on the handle of my shower.

Even if you manage to adjust it exactally like you like it,
there are still one hundred and seven different combinations
different permutions, things which maybe can and will go wrong. Like when I'm in the shower with the woman that I love and just at the moment of extreme excitation some guy in the apartment below turns the dishwasher on!

Water comes a cold
and the woman goes eekkk,
and steps on the soap,
nearly breaks her neck,
but as it was she suffered some minor scraps and bruises, but just as she was falling she made a desperate grab for the nearest thing around her so that no fatal harm would occur.

Which was fortunate for her
but unfortnate for me
cause what she happened to grab
happen to be near and dear to both of us,
however to be extremely fair
she didn't realize how extremely a near I was to her.

Now it is a biological fundmental not to mention a physio-logical fact,
that when subjected to stimulus of sub-zero H2O ,
the male genitalia has a tendency to rapidly contract.
and that is what it did
and that is why she missed
and behind it what it was she actually caught...
was the handle of my shower
that she twisted as she fell
and the smallest thing that's known to man
and suddenly the water came a hhhooottttt!

And I went eeekkk and I fell unconscious
and the woman got me out of there
and two weeks later
my poor genitalia
finally got the courage to emerge
even tho they hasn't yet gained their normal size and weight and span.

In fact for a while there
they has sucessfully
broke all the previously existing world record for the smallest things,
THAT ARE KNOWN TO MAN!

 

[Guest]

mmmm Countess I like Sinatra's version

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Indy

I racked my brain, but only needed one line

Let's get it on....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

For Izzy...

Tied up, Tied down...
Up against the wall!
Be my rubbermaid baby'n
We can do it all!

My way, your way,
Anything goes tonight!

awww .... well thank you wabbit dear ..

For Thumper

We lay around just like gurus
In borrowed robes
And talk about nothing
Well maybe that's something
Maybe that's something

You stretch out across a long long table
Without hesitation
You say, "I'm willing and able."

Maybe that's something
Maybe that's one thing more than I've seen
Maybe that's something more than nothing.

You say good, I say you should, will you be there?
Making miracles is hard work,
Most people give up before they happen.

~Sheryl Crow~

 

[Guest]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Following IZ

If It Makes You Happy


I've been long, a long way from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitoes,
And drank til I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle, Marilyn's shampoo
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen

Well, o.k. I made this up
I promised you I'd never give up

If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so sad

You get down, real low down
You listen to Coltrane, derail your own train
Well who hasn't been there before?
I come round, around the hard way
Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread
And serve you french toast again

Well, o.k. I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home

If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so sad

We've been far, far away from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos
And everywhere in between
Well, o.k. we get along
So what if right now everything's wrong?

If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so sad

 

[Verotica]

Love can move you take you deeper every time
Can make the darkest moments feel like heaven's come alive
Love can move you to a place inside your heart
Where you can fear no evil and acceptance is a natural part of life

 

[Isabella Thorne]

well Chef dear ... that is amazing ...

and you have inspired my new sig line ... thank you ... <hugs>

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Pure pleasure seeker

yeah gotta get me some gotta get me instant gratification
gimme new kicks won't you show me new tricks without the ramifications
give it a try don't be shy well you know you might like it
never been to keen a timekeeper but i'm a pure new pleasure seeker
all the way from venus invading from mars
don't let that come between us it's written in the stars
save me from fading afraid the tears of a fool on parade
quietly turn into stone make me flesh and bone
well come on oh you know that you want it now
well come on yeah you know that you want it and how
stimulation in body and cell for the good and misguided
desperation i'm under your spell misunderstood and derided
speculation they kiss and they tell misjudged and misquoted
fell into the abyss i must have wanted this another myth exploded
take a weight off your mind trust the voice of experience
i will tell you little white lies viva indifference
stoke up the fire i'm all you require they won't set you alight
come and live your desire
come make me whole body and soul…

 

[Guest]

"I am" I said

 

[Svedish_Chef]

For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her

What a dream I had
Pressed in organdy
Clothed in crinoline
Of smoky burgundy
Softer than the rain

I wandered empty streets
Down past the shop displays
I heard cathedral bells
Tripping down the alleyways
As I walked on

And when you ran to me
Your cheeks flushed with the night
We walked on frosted fields
Of juniper and lamplight
I held your hand

And when I woke
And felt you warm and near
I kissed your honey hair
With my grateful tears
Oh I love you girl
Oh I love you

 

[BrainyBeauty]

S wonderful! 'S marvelous --You should care fore me!'
S awful nice! 'S Paradise --'S what I love to see!
You've made my life so glamorous,You can't blame me for feeling amorous,
Oh, 's wonderful! 'S marvelous --That you should care for me!
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Night and day you are the one,
Only you beneath the moon And under the sun.
Whether near to me or far,
It's no matter, darling, where you are I think of you Night and day.
Day and night Why is it so,
That this longing for you follows where-ever I go?
In the roaring traffic's boom,
In the silence of my lonely room,
I think of you, Night and day.
Night and day under the hide of me
There's an Oh, such a hungry yearning,burning inside of me.
And its torment won't be through'
Til you let me spend my life making love to you,
Day and night, Night and day.
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It's very clear
Our love is here to stay
Not for a year, but ever and a day

The radio
And the telephone
And the movies that we know
May just be passing fancies and in time may go

But oh my dear
Our love is here to stay
Together we're going a long long way

In time the Rockies may crumble
Gibraltar may tumble
They're only made of clay
But our love is here to stay

 

[R Nitelight]

Joe Jackson

Be My Number Two



Won't you be my number two
Me and number one are through
There won't be too much to do
Just smile when I feel blue

And there's not much left of me
What you get is what you see
Is it worth the energy
I leave it up to you

And if you got something to say to me
Don't try to play your funny games on me
I know that it's really not fair of me
But my heart's seen too much action

And every time I look at you
You'll be who I want you to
And I'll do what I can do
To make a dream or two come true
If you'll be my
If you be my number two

 

[bluntforcemama]

Jeff Buckley's Dream Brother

There is a child sleeping near his twin
The pictures go wild in a rush of wind
That dark angel he is shuffling in
Watching over them with his black feather wings unfurled

The love you lost with her skin so fair
Is free with the wind in her butterscotch hair
Her green eyes bloom goodbyes
With her head in her hands and your kiss on the lips another
Dream brother
With your tears scattered round the world.

Don't be like the one who made me so old
Don't be like the one who left behind his name
'Cause they're waiting for you like i waited for mine
And nobody ever came

I feel afraid and I call your name
I love your voice and your dance insane
I hear your words and I know your pain
Your head in your hands and her kiss on the lips of another
Your eyes to the ground
And the world spinning 'round forever

Asleep in the sand with the ocean washing over

 

[bluntforcemama]

NIN... Down in it

kinda like a cloud i was up way up in the sky and i was feeling some feelings
you wouldn't believe sometimes i don't believe them myself and i decided i was
never coming down. just then a tiny little dot caught my eye it was just about
too small to see. but i watched it way too long and that dot was pulling me
down.


well shut up so what what does it matter now. i was swimming in the haze now i
crawl on the ground. and everything i never liked about you is kind of seeping
into me. try to laugh about it now but isn't it funny how everything works
out ("I guess the jokes on me." she said)

i used to be so big and strong.
i used to know my right from wrong.
i used to never be afraid.
i used to be somebody

i used to have something inside
now just this hole that's open wide.
i used to want it all
i used to be somebody

i'll cross my heart and hope to die but the needle's already in my eye. and
all the world's weight is on my back and i don't even know why. and what i
used to think was me is just a fading memory
i looked him right in the eye and said "goodbye."

 

[Blackbich]

She's takin her time
Making up the reasons
To justify all the hurt inside
Guess she knows from the smiles and the look in their eyes
Everyone's got a theory bout the bitter one
They're saying Mom never loved her much and
Daddy never keeps in touch
That's why she shies away from human affection but
Somewhere in her private place
She packs her bags for outer space
And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot to come
And she'll say to him
She's saying
I would fly to the moon and back if you'll be
If you'll be my baby
Got a ticket for a world where we belong
So would you be my baby?
She can't remember a time when she felt needed
If love was red then she was color blind
All her friends they've been tried for treason
For crimes that were never defined
She's saying
Love is like a barren place
And reachin out for human faith is
Like a journey I just don't have a map for
So baby gonna take a dive and
Push the shift to overdrive
Send a signal that she's hanging all her hopes on the stars
What a pleasant dream
She's saying
I would fly to the moon and back if you'll be
If you'll be my baby
Got a ticket for a world where we belong
So would you be my baby?
Hold on...
Hold on...
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Mom never loved her much and
Daddy never keeps in touch
That's why she shies away from human affection but
Somewhere in her private place
She packs her bags for outer space
And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot to come
And she'll say to him
I would fly to the moon and back if you'll be
If you'll be my baby
Got a ticket for a world where we belong
So would you be my baby?
I would fly to the moon and back if you'll be
If you'll be my baby
Got a ticket for a world where we belong
So would you be my baby yeah?
Savage Garden
Moon and Back
1997

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Open Mic Night On My 19th Birthday

Where is Love
Does it fall from skies above
Is it underneath, the willow tree
That I've been dreaming of.

Who Can Say where he may hide
Will I travel far and Wide
Til I'm Right Beside, The Someone who
I can mean something to

Where
Where
Where....Is...Love

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Long stretch of headlights That Bend Into I-9
Tip toe into truck stops, with sleepy disel Eyes
Volcanos rumble in the taxi...Glow In The Dark
Camels in the drivers seat
A Slow Easy Mark

But ya Ran Of Of Gas Down The Road A-peice
Then Yer Battery Went Dead
And These Cables Don't Reach

It's Your Last Chance
To Check Under the hood
Your Last Chance
To Trust the man with the star
Cuz This Is The Last Chance Texaco

Yeah,Yeah,LOL
There is more But I don't seem ta be able to remember it all.....Of To Put My Ricki Lee Jones Record On The Turntable!

 

[carini]

Just becuae this stuckin m head

The pressure builds
you buy a gift
you're hoping that your dread will lift
it glitters on her like a glass
you shutter as it comes to pass

Apoligize to Luc and Lil
converse with Ed
a drive with Jill
your friends confine you in their worlds
one by one
a string of pearls

Confused you say
this isn;t me
you hover in thier unity
ashamed you slowly loose your grasp
release the links
undo the clasp

The skin that drips down off the tree
or peals back slowly from you knee
erupts into your lung and heart
you laugh and laugh and
fall apart

laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart

laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart
laugh and laugh and fall apart

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Cows with guns

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

 

[Amadeus]

The first breath of living
Connects us from the very beginning
A silver chord to heaven
A line that flows in both directions

When we abandon
The gift that's so freely given
The angels are saddened
To see the void we live in

BREATHE
(a breath of Heaven)
BREATHE
(what God has given)

We can't live without it
And yet we do so little about it
Thinking it's forever
We barely see a change in the weather

Taking for granted
Gifts that were freely planted
So many sorrows
But we can change tommorow

BREATHE
(a breath of Heaven)
BREATHE
(what God has given)
BREATHE
(it's the beginning)
BREATH
(love for the living