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[NoJo]

big...hard...

snigger

 

[Guest]

snigger

Fat one?

 

[NoJo]

Sorry, waitress, did you just drop my Cumberland sausgae on the floor and wipe the dirt off on your apron?

 

[rikaaim]

Can you not translate for those of us that do not know what you're saying?

Do you speak Japanese?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Don't you?

 

[Guest]

Sorry, waitress, did you just drop my Cumberland sausgae on the floor and wipe the dirt off on your apron?

Yes, and I spat on it, to make it nice and shiny, why, you wanna make something of it?

 

[Sherry Hawk]

Yes, and I spat on it, to make it nice and shiny, why, you wanna make something of it?

Wouldn't you like it if he did?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Wouldn't you like it if he did?

Doesn't she always like it?

 

[BlackShanglan]

What would he make of it? Balloon animals?

 

[NoJo]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

 

[Guest]

Doesn't she always like it?

Why are you talking about me as if I'm not here? Not that I think you are wrong, or do I?

 

[NoJo]

Why does my son always come in and tell me he's hungry just when I'm getting ready for a major flirt session on the boards?

 

[Guest]

Why am I always left high and dry, by Joe's inability to get his priorities right?

 

[Sherry Hawk]

Why am I always left high and dry, by Joe's inability to get his priorities right?

and what is that thing in his AV?

 

[Guest]

and what is that thing in his AV?

I don't know for sure, but I would, wouldn't you?

 

[NoJo]

It's an exceedingly strong alcohol. And my son can fucking starve to death and the social workers will come for me, but it will have been worth it.

(Edited to add, noticing thread title)

Wouldn't it?

 

[Guest]

It's an exceedingly strong alcohol. And my son can fucking starve to death and the social workers will come for me, but it will have been worth it.

See, now you are the kind of guy I was talking about in that other thread. No doubt, you're stone broke, but you know how to make a woman feel sexy and wanted. Your place or mine?

 

[Sherry Hawk]

It's an exceedingly strong alcohol. And my son can fucking starve to death and the social workers will come for me, but it will have been worth it.

(Edited to add, noticing thread title)

Wouldn't it?

of course it would, don't you think?