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[stingray61]

If a train leaves New York traveling at 80 miles an hour and has to travel five million miles how soon will it get there? Will Bob and his wife be dead before it arrives?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Why have I posted two questions to every post? Is it eagerness to please, or a bloated ego?

 

[nikkijames]

Why have I posted two questions to every post? Is it eagerness to please, or a bloated ego?

Can an ego be more bloated then yours? Was that question out of line?

 

[stingray61]

Why dontcha make me?

(Enough hostility for you?)

"I don't make monkeys I just train em." Pee Wee Herman.

is that ok wit you?

 

[stingray61]

Am I the only one that liked "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead" the movie?

 

[Guest]

OOOOOOOOOOO......

Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do you ever get the feeling
When they hit against the ceiling
That you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low?
CHORUS:
Ting-a-ling, God damn,
Find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman,
Find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar,
Take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

 

[carsonshepherd]

*fall on floor laughing*

 

[carsonshepherd]

another verse:

Doooooo your balls hang low?
do you toss 'em to and fro
So you tie 'em a knot
do you tie 'em in a bow?
Do you fling 'em over your shoulder
do you wear 'em as a belt?
Doooo your balls hang low?

 

[Guest]

yehaw!!!

Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?

Can you bounce 'em off the wall,
Like an Indian rubber ball?

Do your dingly-dangly gonads,
Roam about like desert nomads?

Do they have a salty taste,
When you wrap 'em 'round your waist?

Do they chime just like a gong,
When you pull upon your dong?

Do they dangle in the dust,
When you're overcome with lust?

 

[carsonshepherd]

oh god, vella, stop! *tears rolling down cheeks*

 

[Guest]

oh god, vella, stop! *tears rolling down cheeks*

[threadjack...im almost sorry?]
think Bee Gees... tragedy


Here I stand in a lost and lonely toilet stall,
In the john, by a small hole in the wall,
Take me now, I just can't make it all alone
I really should be sodomised, sodomised,
Bugger me, bugger me!

Chorus:
Buggery - when the feeling's fine and it's from behind
It's sodomy - when you fill that hole with a meaty pole,
it's hard to bear, sometimes I think that my anus will tear,
Buggery - it's anal sex and my rectum's wrecked
It's sodomy - when I feel a wretch and my sphincter's stretched,
It's from behind, I need someone here who will sodomise,
Oooh - when the rent boy's gone and I can't go on ....

[/threadjack]

 

[carsonshepherd]

*pleading for mercy*

WHere do you get this?

 

[Guest]

*pleading for mercy*

WHere do you get this?

is ancient chinese secret... some i add to ... some i find here and there and keep em...
i sing em all when i get a bit...*toasty*
those semen..erm..sailors knew their way around songs!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Am I the only one that liked "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead" the movie?

Is that even remotely possible?

 

[stingray61]

Is that even remotely possible?

Are you saying it isn't possible?

 

[nikkijames]

Do we even care?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ou sont les neiges d'antan?

 

[Guest]

Ou sont les neiges d'antan?

peut-être en l'antan?


edited to add...
please say this in your best highschool french accent

 

[Guest]

 

[BlackShanglan]

Can those who followed the first allusion also trace "Where are the Snowdons of yesteryear?"

 

[NoJo]

Did you mistype "Mastodons"?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Haven't you read "Catch-22"?

 

[rikaaim]

Anata wa Nihon go o hanshimasu ka?

 

[nikkijames]

Anata wa Nihon go o hanshimasu ka?

Can you not translate for those of us that do not know what you're saying?

 

[Guest]

Why are the answers to the really big question so hard to obtain?