Remarkable man

[shereads]

Dear Al Gore,

Thank you fo inventing the internet, sheer lace bodystockings and the Brazilian bikini wax.

What a dreary world it would have been without you.

 

[Guest]

Dear Al Gore,

Thank you fo inventing the internet, sheer lace bodystockings and the Brazilian bikini wax.

What a dreary world it would have been without you.

LOL! What a guy.

 

[Pure]

Hey, he was a little stiff and a little moralistic, but not terribly menacing. With Tipper, he might have fulfilled the role of president quite adequately.

 

[Guest]

Dear Al Gore,

Thank you fo inventing the internet, sheer lace bodystockings and the Brazilian bikini wax.

What a dreary world it would have been without you.

Are you lecturing on the genesis of human knowledge?

 

[shereads]

Am I what?

Tipper who?

 

[shereads]

A heart-felt bump

 

[shereads]

Oops! Another one.

 

[Guest]

Am I what?

Tipper who?

You seemed to have grown less juvenile, more of a woman overnight.

 

[shereads]

A woman? You thought I was a woman?

This place is more twisted than I thought!

 

[Guest]

All of which goes to show how dreadfully stupid poor CV always was in matters of sex.

 

[shereads]

All of which goes to show how dreadfully stupid poor CV always was in matters of sex.

If sex required intelligence, CV, there would be no hamsters and hardly any Texans.

Your friend,

Hank
Retired NFL Linebacker

 

[shereads]

Hey, he was a little stiff and a little moralistic, but not terribly menacing. With Tipper, he might have fulfilled the role of president quite adequately.

He was more than a little stiff and not the least bit moralistic.

Oops! You meant Al Gore, didn't you.

Nevermind.

 

[EnglishMuffin]

Hank

 

[neonlyte]

A woman? You thought I was a woman?

This place is more twisted than I thought!

I see the moths have been at the stockings again

 

[shereads]

I see the moths have been at the stockings again

Have you perverts no sense of anti-fashion?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Have you perverts no sense of anti-fashion?

Is that a trick question?

 

[Guest]

Hey, Muff.

Cool sig-line.