Felix_Jones
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Materialist.
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With fingers.
Damn it. I liked my perverted and biased version better. Killjoy! (was here)
Deist with a mishmash of science and esotericism thrown in. Not affiliated with any actual group.
In fact, anyone who affiliates with any stringently dogmatic group bothers me, be they a member of the Church of Christ, the Church of Science, the Church of Government, the Church of Money, or whatever. It seems to me they're all hiding from something.
I'd say he was business savvy. I mean, if a carpenter is buying someone else's wood work... what kind of message does that send?
And my copy of the (Wood working) Bible has that event taking place outside of Home Depot of Nazareth. You Apostate!![]()
Hey, I've already complained about the errors in the version of the Bible I received. They won't refund my money.No woodworker worth his shavings and sawdust would consider Home Depot to be a place of worship.
Hey, I've already complained about the errors in the version of the Bible I received. They won't refund my money.
Sorry, but I have to LOL at that.

Hey, I've already complained about the errors in the version of the Bible I received. They won't refund my money.
Now, I might be wrong as I don't attend church but I assumed that money given to the church is always a GIFT. If you happened to receive a Bible as well...that is also a gift and one you should be grateful for. No take backs dude...it makes God frown.
Now, I might be wrong as I don't attend church but I assumed that money given to the church is always a GIFT. If you happened to receive a Bible as well...that is also a gift and one you should be grateful for. No take backs dude...it makes God frown.
*Shifty eyes* *pulls tinfoil hat down firmly* THEY MUST NOT FIND MEEEE!!!!
Oh... they know where you are.
They're always watching.
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The state prosecuting attorney of my state has issued warnings to residents that such unscrupulous dealings have been going on in the area. As well as the state DA, the legitimate woodworker's pulpit has condemned the whole fiasco.No woodworker worth his shavings and sawdust would consider Home Depot to be a place of worship.
Now, I might be wrong as I don't attend church but I assumed that money given to the church is always a GIFT. If you happened to receive a Bible as well...that is also a gift and one you should be grateful for. No take backs dude...it makes God frown.
Dude. Are you fucking serious?
Like OMG, totally cereal... fruit loops even.![]()
OK. I"m going to assume you've missed the rest of the conversation. This whole thing about my bible that mentions Home Depot...is a joke running between a couple of members posting in this thread. There is no actual Bible. Nothing was given to me.
You're chastising me over an imaginary Bible, that's a gag prop in a joke that you're not a part of? Chastise me for not believing, if you're in that kind of mood, but not for a joke. FFS!
But, hey, ignorance is bliss, right?![]()