Religious affiliation

Deist with a mishmash of science and esotericism thrown in. Not affiliated with any actual group.

In fact, anyone who affiliates with any stringently dogmatic group bothers me, be they a member of the Church of Christ, the Church of Science, the Church of Government, the Church of Money, or whatever. It seems to me they're all hiding from something.
 
Deist with a mishmash of science and esotericism thrown in. Not affiliated with any actual group.

In fact, anyone who affiliates with any stringently dogmatic group bothers me, be they a member of the Church of Christ, the Church of Science, the Church of Government, the Church of Money, or whatever. It seems to me they're all hiding from something.

*Shifty eyes* *pulls tinfoil hat down firmly* THEY MUST NOT FIND MEEEE!!!!
 
I'd say he was business savvy. I mean, if a carpenter is buying someone else's wood work... what kind of message does that send?

And my copy of the (Wood working) Bible has that event taking place outside of Home Depot of Nazareth. You Apostate! :p

No woodworker worth his shavings and sawdust would consider Home Depot to be a place of worship.
 
No woodworker worth his shavings and sawdust would consider Home Depot to be a place of worship.
Hey, I've already complained about the errors in the version of the Bible I received. They won't refund my money.
 
My beliefs are still coalescing, but I suppose Pantheism comes closest to describing it.
Or maybe... something else. I'm still searching.
 
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Hey, I've already complained about the errors in the version of the Bible I received. They won't refund my money.

Now, I might be wrong as I don't attend church but I assumed that money given to the church is always a GIFT. If you happened to receive a Bible as well...that is also a gift and one you should be grateful for. No take backs dude...it makes God frown.
 
Now, I might be wrong as I don't attend church but I assumed that money given to the church is always a GIFT. If you happened to receive a Bible as well...that is also a gift and one you should be grateful for. No take backs dude...it makes God frown.

Dude. Are you fucking serious?
 
Now, I might be wrong as I don't attend church but I assumed that money given to the church is always a GIFT. If you happened to receive a Bible as well...that is also a gift and one you should be grateful for. No take backs dude...it makes God frown.

*turns on your humor-meter* now read again ;)
 
I don't have religion, but I have philosophy.

It's a little bit Spinoza a little bit west coast zen. I get all my best ideas from being born Jewish, but I reject the guy in the sky stuff. Also, Jesus was really cool, but I have the same problems with that realization that Saul Bellow did.
 
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No woodworker worth his shavings and sawdust would consider Home Depot to be a place of worship.
The state prosecuting attorney of my state has issued warnings to residents that such unscrupulous dealings have been going on in the area. As well as the state DA, the legitimate woodworker's pulpit has condemned the whole fiasco.

Not to be confused with the above, there is a number of people who congregate inside the local Home Depot. It's a loosely affiliated group. There are no scheduled meetings, but everyone willingly donates something when they pass through the exit with their gifts.
 
Now, I might be wrong as I don't attend church but I assumed that money given to the church is always a GIFT. If you happened to receive a Bible as well...that is also a gift and one you should be grateful for. No take backs dude...it makes God frown.

Are the massive tax breaks a gift as well?
 
Like OMG, totally cereal... fruit loops even. :rolleyes:

OK. I"m going to assume you've missed the rest of the conversation. This whole thing about my bible that mentions Home Depot...is a joke running between a couple of members posting in this thread. There is no actual Bible. Nothing was given to me.

You're chastising me over an imaginary Bible, that's a gag prop in a joke that you're not a part of? Chastise me for not believing, if you're in that kind of mood, but not for a joke. FFS!

But, hey, ignorance is bliss, right?:rolleyes:
 
OK. I"m going to assume you've missed the rest of the conversation. This whole thing about my bible that mentions Home Depot...is a joke running between a couple of members posting in this thread. There is no actual Bible. Nothing was given to me.

You're chastising me over an imaginary Bible, that's a gag prop in a joke that you're not a part of? Chastise me for not believing, if you're in that kind of mood, but not for a joke. FFS!

But, hey, ignorance is bliss, right?:rolleyes:



Ohhh, thank you Sir... May I have another? ;)
 
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