Relief is in sight ...

[impressive]

All you have to do is lavish me with attention.

Oh, shit. I am midway through ABS' course on biting sarcasm and droll wit. Not sure I can do a 180 in time ... but I'll try.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, shit. I am midway through ABS' course on biting sarcasm and droll wit. Not sure I can do a 180 in time ... but I'll try.

Well, how about we trade witticisms instead? That'll work for me. I might audit ABS' course... I don't really need the credit hours.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Re: Re: Relief is in sight ...

a perfect example of why I prefer the longbow

No,no,no. Homing missiles people. That's the way to get im. Aint no horse that can resist against the raw hunting power of fighter jet ammo.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, shit. I am midway through ABS' course on biting sarcasm and droll wit. Not sure I can do a 180 in time ... but I'll try.

Buy my book on tape, it's much easier that way.

 

[rikaaim]

I shall be largely or entirely absent from the boards starting this Saturday and lasting until about the 30th. I will miss you all, and I sincerely hope that you will miss me. I have taken the liberty of abstracting the sights from your rifles in order to encourage that possiblity.

Shanglan

I know I'm late, but I'm really going to miss you man, horse, man-horse? man-whore? anyway... You have made my first few weeks so enjoyable that I don't know what I'll do without your daily company. You and Carson sure know how to treat a guy...

 

[impressive]

Well, how about we trade witticisms instead? That'll work for me. I might audit ABS' course... I don't really need the credit hours.

Ooooo --- wit on demand. Far more challenging than the spontaneous variety. (I'll toss in a little lavish attention, too ... be it ever so humble.)

 

[yui]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/bye.gifGoodbye and Merry Christmas!

I hope you find your way back very soon.

Luck to you,

Yui http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/59022.gif

 

[SeaCat]

Good luck Shang and have a great time.

Cat

 

[BlackShanglan]

Re: Re: Relief is in sight ...

You and Carson sure know how to treat a guy...

We aim to please

Imp, Carson, Rika, Abs, you have me laughing out loud and grinning like a fool. Thank you, everyone who posted. I shall genuinely miss all of you.

(Thank goodness, I get at least one more night )

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Re: Relief is in sight ...

(Thank goodness, I get at least one more night )

Shanglan

Oh good!

I just found this. Be safe, lovely Horsey, and hurry back.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Relief is in sight ...

Oh good!

I just found this. Be safe, lovely Horsey, and hurry back.

*kisses* for the gosling. Stay safe yourself, ducky fuzz.

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

Re: Re: Re: Relief is in sight ...

We aim to please

Imp, Carson, Rika, Abs, you have me laughing out loud and grinning like a fool. Thank you, everyone who posted. I shall genuinely miss all of you.

(Thank goodness, I get at least one more night )

Shanglan

One night eh? Well, let's make it count.

Yeah baby...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Relief is in sight ...

One night eh? Well, let's make it count.

Yeah baby...

Absolutely agreed.

Now, if you'll just bend gently over the paddock fence ...



Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Relief is in sight ...

Absolutely agreed.

Now, if you'll just bend gently over the paddock fence ...



Shanglan

Sadly, I fear that that shall somehow be my dream tonight...

I need a fear smiley.

If it is a dream, I'll definately share the details, because I mean, damn, you would deserve them for that one.

Giant horse, fence, bending over...*shudders*

 

[BlackShanglan]

So delighted to inspire

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

So delighted to inspire

Shanglan

I'm inspired...*gets ridding crop*...*thinks to self, maybe I shouldn't say that*...*thinks to self, definately shouldn't say that*


EDITED LATER: Did I really just say that?

 

[minsue]

EDITED LATER: Did I really just say that?

I'm not sure, but you certainly seem to have typed it.

 

[rikaaim]

I'm not sure, but you certainly seem to have typed it.

Well, as long as I didn't SAY it, then there is no oral contractual agreement. I seriously hope Shanglan doesn't want some sort of oral agreement...*again needs the fear smiley*

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm inspired...*gets ridding crop

oral agreement

I see that we are exchanging dreams. I am all aquiver.

Pasha ... riding crop ... paddock ... fence ... For God's sake, if you hear me crying out in my sleep, DO NOT wake me.

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

Well, as long as I didn't SAY it, then there is no oral contractual agreement. I seriously hope Shanglan doesn't want some sort of oral agreement...*again needs the fear smiley*

Ask and ye shall receive

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/Scare.gif

I see that we are exchanging dreams. I am all aquiver.

Pasha ... riding crop ... paddock ... fence ... For God's sake, if you hear me crying out in my sleep, DO NOT wake me.

Shanglan

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/88.gif

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't talk about riding crops, floggers, cat o'nine tails, nylon ropes, restraint devices, paddles or anything leather around Shang.

By no means, never ever do that.

 

[rikaaim]

I see that we are exchanging dreams. I am all aquiver.

Pasha ... riding crop ... paddock ... fence ... For God's sake, if you hear me crying out in my sleep, DO NOT wake me.

Shanglan

*QUICKLY dumps cold water on horsey* Damn! It's only getting worse...

 

[rikaaim]

Ask and ye shall receive

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/Scare.gif

Min, thanks. I saved it. I think I'll be needing it for a while.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Don't talk about riding crops, floggers, cat o'nine tails, nylon ropes, restraint devices, paddles or anything leather around Shang.

By no means, never ever do that.

Ever, ever, ever.

And please don't throw me in the briar patch.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ever, ever, ever.
And please don't throw me in the briar patch.
Shanglan

*Throwing Shanglan in the briar patch.*

Oh, you weren't being literal were you?