Regale Us With Your Online Dating Site Adventures!

[NorthRockJohnson]

Sheesh! I must be doing this wrong. Most interesting thing about mine is they were really boring or we just didn't click.

Oh yeah, same here. Like very few are truly story worthy.

This one girl I met on Tinder, that I texted with briefly, accidentally sent me a couple underwear pics. I said "Mmhmm looking nice." Followed with "Uh, were these meant for me?" I never heard back.

 

[thefishfryer]

I guess i could start with the guy whose tagline reads,

'Handy And Fun GO PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!!!'

He might just mean President Trump should GO

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I guess i could start with the guy whose tagline reads,

'Handy And Fun GO PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!!!'

I saw a girls profile that read comoletely nice and normal. Then smack dab in the middle was this huge, upsetting anti-muslim rant. Complete with death threats, and birther garbage. Then she goes right back into "...and I love reading and going to the movies..."

 

[RedJack81]

He might just mean President Trump should GO

you're clearly a 'glass is half full' kinda person....

 

[Interested_Girl]

Oh baby, buckle up! I'm bringing some goodies...

Tinder date! I went on a date with a girl who showed up and opened up by telling me "I just took a bunch of allergy meds". I'm like "Uh, cool". But we talked and she seemed cool and all that. She then said "I want to see you play guitar." So we go back to my place. I show her my guitars and we hang for a little bit. Then she said "I have to go because my meds are kicking in". I'm like "uhhh okay?" I walk her down, kinda thinking this was a bust, and before she gets in her car she grabs me and starts violently making out with me. Like one of her legs was around me. It was ridiculous. She drove home and I looked around to make sure no neighbors saw this awkward exchange. There were some texts exchanged afterwards and, sadly, there was never a second date. She was kind of a mess.

Oh my God
Pricelessss

 

[AlpineFresco]

Oh man, my story is so fucking wild...

Met this girl, we talked a bit, agreed to meet. She was lovely, and it went well. Lasted 9 months, but we split amicably and we keep in touch as friends.

Top that for crazy!

 

[Dribble]

She was a dwarf. She said she was short in her profile...I am thinking 5 ft or so. No...maybe 4...tops. Now I am a pretty liberal, kinky dude...my brain went all over the place. So it wasn't a non-starter. We went out to eat...she ate with her mouth open, food falling out, shoveling it in with 2 hands....it was fucking sushi...to be savored...Sorry...I know I am a judgmental ass sometimes, but I couldn't get over that.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Oh yeah, same here. Like very few are truly story worthy.

This one girl I met on Tinder, that I texted with briefly, accidentally sent me a couple underwear pics. I said "Mmhmm looking nice." Followed with "Uh, were these meant for me?" I never heard back.

Shit! That was you? Missed connection.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The guys who list their age as 43 or 49 and then SURPRISE they're twenty years younger bc they love a mature woman and all they ever want to do in this whole world is lick your kitty and keep you satisfied.

You just know you're in for an unsolicited dick pic before you can gracefully back out the exit.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

The guys who list their age as 43 or 49 and then SURPRISE they're twenty years younger bc they love a mature woman and all they ever want to do in this whole world is lick your kitty and keep you satisfied.

You just know you're in for an unsolicited dick pic before you can gracefully back out the exit.

Oof.

My worst experience was either the girl that stalked me...or the girl who brought her 7 year old (whom she neglected to mention existed) to our first date. So I'll tell that story since it's one I actually don't get upset talking about.

I didn't care about the kid. I love kids, and didn't mind meeting her at all. I *did* care about the dishonesty, because she had lied and said she didn't have kids and didn't want them.

And then said that if it turned into a long-term thing I would need to have a vasectomy within 6 months. Mentioned in front of her kid. At our first meeting dinner.

Uh...no.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Oh my God
Pricelessss

Hahaha yeah, she was...something.

Shit! That was you? Missed connection.

Haha was that you?? Well daaaaamn.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Oof.

My worst experience was either the girl that stalked me...or the girl who brought her 7 year old (whom she neglected to mention existed) to our first date. So I'll tell that story since it's one I actually don't get upset talking about.

I didn't care about the kid. I love kids, and didn't mind meeting her at all. I *did* care about the dishonesty, because she had lied and said she didn't have kids and didn't want them.

And then said that if it turned into a long-term thing I would need to have a vasectomy within 6 months. Mentioned in front of her kid. At our first meeting dinner.

Uh...no.

Haha oh man, that's definitely a "feets don't fail me now" kind of situation.

I went on a few dates with this one girl. The last time we went to this restaurant and she brought her kid with her. Which is cool, just hard to negotiate sex stuff if her kid is there. But whatever. We all got food and when the check came she announced that she didn't bring her wallet. Uh, yeah, tacky move. So that was the last date.

 

[cowslinger64]

When I lived in West BY GOD Virginny.. it was tough to meet a woman there. Typically, the good looking ones are married by the time they're 12, to keep them off the market... I believe.


I gave online a try anyways, cause at the time I was looking for some companionship and obviously not very bright.. lol

I see this girl on there.. medium build or so. Cute. We talked for a whole week then made a date.. I had shown her pics of me, even took a new one the day we met and sent it. The evening before she'd made mention of having really big boobs. I remarked that they didn't huge or anything, and perfectly fine.. The red flags are going on..I didn't cancel..

I got to the meeting spot the next day first, it was at a restaurant. I had told her what I drove but didn't know what kind of vehicle she had. So after waiting a few minutes, a girl parks next to me, gets out.. and I pay it no mind because this is NOT the girl I'd been talking to.

She knocks on the window and that horrible feeling of dread sets in. I didn't pull the dick move and drive off, which I should have.. she was fun to talk to and I was here.. so.. fuck.

She went for a hug and I couldn't even get my arms around her.. She needed a bit of a shave.. Thankfully my goatee is WAY better than hers. Her pics were a minimum of 10 to 15 years old.

We went in and had breakfast.. I did enjoy talking to her even tho she was the evil TWINS of the chick in her pics. So I'm deciding how to play this out without hurting her feelings. Just as I'm gonna be nice and mention how chemistry is fickle and blah blah blah.. she says "so,we gonna do this all day or end it?" I did say that about the chemistry and attraction in person.. she says "yeah, I knew I wasn't gonna be attracted to you the minute you got out of your truck"..even tho she knew exactly what I looked like that day before she ever got there.. and was WAY into me.

She says "this happens to me all the time"... that she meets guys and it doesn't work out.

I shoulda blasted her.. but I got up, paid the bill and left.

 

[Dribble]

I met a guy online who came to pick me up for dinner on our first date. I left the room to grab my purse and jacket and came back to him standing in the middle if my living room, pants around his ankles, stroking his cock.

Well you are hot.

 

[beachbaby179]

I met a guy online who came to pick me up for dinner on our first date. I left the room to grab my purse and jacket and came back to him standing in the middle if my living room, pants around his ankles, stroking his cock.

Precisely why I'm petrified to post my profile anywhere. I've heard way too many stories like this. I hope you threw him out and he didn't bother you anymore.

 

[Polranny]

This is a coincidental story
1972, UK,' computerised' dating called 'dateline'. Punters filled out anonymous questionnaires for £3 and received 'matches' by post.
The first 'match ' I received was that of a girl who had had the hots for me when I was at school (1967).
We never got on
We frequently rowed and never even kissed
I didn't contact her via dateline, tore up the list of matches.
All I remember about her now is that she had great tits
But I never even got her bra off

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

We talked for a whole week then made a date...

Whoa. Let me get this straight. You talked for a WHOLE WEEK?



I want to get to know someone before i decide whether I'm willing to meet in person. Only knowing them a week would feel like rushing things. I want a partner who's an excellent communicator not only in person, but by phone, text, and email as well. If they're not comfortable with that, or they don't enjoy it, it would likely be a deal breaker for me.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Whoa. Let me get this straight. You talked for a WHOLE WEEK?



I want to get to know someone before i decide whether I'm willing to meet in person. Only knowing them a week would feel like rushing things. I want a partner who's an excellent communicator not only in person, but by phone, text, and email as well. If they're not comfortable with that, or they don't enjoy it, it would likely be a deal breaker for me.

For me a week is probably about right. Like it sucks to talk to someone for, say, a month, meet, and then feel no chemistry in person. Better to meet in person sooner than later and see if you truly connect.

 

[cowslinger64]

Whoa. Let me get this straight. You talked for a WHOLE WEEK?



I want to get to know someone before i decide whether I'm willing to meet in person. Only knowing them a week would feel like rushing things. I want a partner who's an excellent communicator not only in person, but by phone, text, and email as well. If they're not comfortable with that, or they don't enjoy it, it would likely be a deal breaker for me.

We talked a good bit. If she didn't have any idea of who I was or what I was looking for by then, that would be red flags for me. I invited her to a very public place. not my home or on a rafting trip...

Especially when dealing with online dating, I have no desire to waste my time..or hers. If she's not ready to meet me by then, or has a bunch of men she's talking to.. then I have no problem letting her go... it's a rather crappy way of meeting someone anyways.


I thank GOD I don't have to deal with it any more..

 

[cowslinger64]

For me a week is probably about right. Like it sucks to talk to someone for, say, a month, meet, and then feel no chemistry in person. Better to meet in person sooner than later and see if you truly connect.

Totally agree..

 

[thefishfryer]

I met a guy online who came to pick me up for dinner on our first date. I left the room to grab my purse and jacket and came back to him standing in the middle if my living room, pants around his ankles, stroking his cock.

Seriously!!

Well, it displays a certain amount of self-confidence.

Did you ask him to bend over and wait while you got your strap-on?

 

[thefishfryer]

These stories make me glad that the internet didn't exist when I was still dating.

I do remember dateline though that was mentioned above and its precursor "Operation Match" which was set up by some university students during the summer break when they had some free computer time. I visited their office which was close to where I worked. They had punched cards stacked everywhere from floor to ceiling and couldn't cope with the demand.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I'm kinda glad I've had some experience in the "online dating world". There are plenty of flakes out there but every now and then you meet someone cool you end up friends with. And/or fucking. And worst case you get a funny story out of it. So it's not so bad.

 

[Vman55]

The out-of-towner who showed up for a six-day stay. He had a huge smile when he greeted me. He also was missing most of his teeth.

LMBO.

 

[Treeview]

Wow..some wild stories!

I've only met two crazy ladies...it took a little while to shake them. Lots of blocking.

But...stay positive!

Matched up with a Lady from OKC. Very pretty...wrote a good profile...we had things in common so I sent her a note. We followed the usual progression. Tip toeing and getting more direct with what we shared. Took the conversation to email. Soon enough a call on the phone to chat. Sexy voice!

It was summer so we set up a meet n greet at a park near her place. There's a restaurant there with a shaded patio. I got there early to make sure that we had a table or bench in private. I was watching the parking lot and saw her walk to the patio...wow!

Smiles...hands out to greet...hug, not chest to chest, but friendly. We got drinks and sat down to chat. Conversation was easy. We finished drinks and went for a walk along the creek. More nice chatter. She asked if I wanted to go to another scenic overlook. Sure..she drove. More laughs! This took up about three hours.

As we were at the overlook she snuggled in next to me and put her arm around me...mmm! I turned to look at her and saw a hot blush. She moved in front and gave me a hug...leaned in to give a nice soft kiss....pushed herself towards me...chest and hips...nice grind!

She kinda stammered out a comment...she said that she usually followed the Three Date Rule...and asked if she could count each part of our meet n greet as a separate date. Of course...we giggled! She liked that...and suggested we go back to her house to make some dinner...grilling season after all.

One thing lead to another...she has a small kitchen and private backyard...add some wine and wandering hands we could hardly get dinner finished quick enough. After tidying up we got cozy on the deck. Wandering hands and hot thoughts lead to her bed!

We dated for quite a while. Still friends...mmm!