Redneck Sex Test

[Savage Kitten]

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
True or False

No need to keep score. You know who you are!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I got stuck on 19, isn't that like saying all birds are sparrows, just because all sparrows are birds?

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Guest]

Has Killer Muffin seen this yet? LMAO!

 

[Blackbich]

OMG!! These are too funny.

My favorite:

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

Ha Ha Ha Ha...

 

[Savage Kitten]

omg! haha

so i printed this test out right, and i put it on the bulletin board at work, then gave a copy to my friend. she asked if i was gonna make copies to hand out and i said no cause i posted another copy. she said that might have not been a good idea so i went to take it down. can u believe, there were abt 5 men (i'd say they were "rednecks") standing around reading it.... I actually heard one ask where the answers were cause he'd like to know how he scored!!! lol.. my gawd.. i actually hang out with these people hahaha