Reason #6 of Why not visit Colorado...

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Colorado Man Resuscitates Chicken





COLLBRAN, Colo. - First there was Mike the Headless Chicken, a rooster that survived for 18 months after having its head lopped off with an ax.



Now, western Colorado has a new chicken survival story, this one involving a man who claims he saved his fowl by giving it mouth-to-beak resuscitation.


Uegene Safken says one of the chickens in his young flock had gotten into a tub of water in the yard last week and appeared to have died.


Safken said he first swung the chicken by the feet to revive it. When that failed, he continued swinging and blowing into its beak.


"Then one eye opened. I thought it was an involuntary response," Safken said. The chicken's beak opened a little wider, and Safken started yelling at it: "You're too young to die!


"Every time I'd yell at him, he'd chirp," Safken said.


Mike the Headless Chicken survived a beheading in 1945 in Fruita, Colo. Afterward, Mike could go through the motions of pecking for food, and when he tried to crow, a gurgle came out. His owner put feed and water directly into Mike's gullet with an eyedropper.


Scientists examined the chicken and theorized Mike had enough of a brain stem left to live headless. He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel.
 
Blackie Malone said:
Colorado Man Resuscitates Chicken

COLLBRAN, Colo. - First there was Mike the Headless Chicken, a rooster that survived for 18 months after having its head lopped off with an ax.

Now, western Colorado has a new chicken survival story, this one involving a man who claims he saved his fowl by giving it mouth-to-beak resuscitation.

Uegene Safken says one of the chickens in his young flock had gotten into a tub of water in the yard last week and appeared to have died.

Safken said he first swung the chicken by the feet to revive it. When that failed, he continued swinging and blowing into its beak.

"Then one eye opened. I thought it was an involuntary response," Safken said. The chicken's beak opened a little wider, and Safken started yelling at it: "You're too young to die!

"Every time I'd yell at him, he'd chirp," Safken said.

Mike the Headless Chicken survived a beheading in 1945 in Fruita, Colo. Afterward, Mike could go through the motions of pecking for food, and when he tried to crow, a gurgle came out. His owner put feed and water directly into Mike's gullet with an eyedropper.

Scientists examined the chicken and theorized Mike had enough of a brain stem left to live headless. He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel.


Admit it.
Go on.
You made it up.
:cool: :rolleyes:
 
Blackie Malone said:
I don't know, but I can't get past the 'choked on a kernel of corn' thing.

Screaming "You're too young to die" at a chicken seems rather pointless... why not just fry him?
 
carsonshepherd said:
Screaming "You're too young to die" at a chicken seems rather pointless... why not just fry him?
He must think he's a healer now. If he's single, he's a catch.
 
Blackie Malone said:
Mike the Headless Chicken survived a beheading in 1945 in Fruita, Colo. Afterward, Mike could go through the motions of pecking for food, and when he tried to crow, a gurgle came out. His owner put feed and water directly into Mike's gullet with an eyedropper.


Scientists examined the chicken and theorized Mike had enough of a brain stem left to live headless. He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel.

Several places I worked in the past Mike the Headless Chicken had what it took to be a middle manager.
 
I'm going to go with an early verdict of 'Bollocks!' on the headless chicken, but am willing to be proven wrong.

Surely having a faith healer there is a reason to visit Colorado?

The Earl
 
If they fed Mike with an eyedropper then how did he choke on the corn?

Why do I care??? :confused:
 
Samandiriel said:
If they fed Mike with an eyedropper then how did he choke on the corn?

Why do I care??? :confused:
Don't go bringing logic into it, Sam....
 
TheEarl said:
I'm going to go with an early verdict of 'Bollocks!' on the headless chicken, but am willing to be proven wrong.

Surely having a faith healer there is a reason to visit Colorado?

The Earl
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Mike, the headless chicken was a well-documented phenom, even chronicled in Ripley's Believe it or Not! -- which, as we all know, means that it just has to be true.
 
Samandiriel said:
I'm too damn curious for my own good.


I bet you're wondering now. :D

I'm not wondering. I'm still staying with my initial verdict of "Bollocks" on the major basis that, even if the chicken did survive without a brain, it's very unlikely to have survived with the major blood loss that was passing through its neck. Unless the farmer cauterised the veins, that chicken didn't going to survive. Urban, or rather coutnryside, myth.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
I'm not wondering. I'm still staying with my initial verdict of "Bollocks" on the major basis that, even if the chicken did survive without a brain, it's very unlikely to have survived with the major blood loss that was passing through its neck. Unless the farmer cauterised the veins, that chicken didn't going to survive. Urban, or rather coutnryside, myth.

The Earl
You just can't help yourself, can you?
 
I've heard that cock fighters sometimes blow up a wonded chicken's ass to revive it. I dunno, but I knew this gal who sure got going when I did that to her.

As for the headless chicken, I heard that something similar happened to a guy in Texas. He was left with only one brain cell or something and he grew up to become President or something.

Stup Dity
 
minsue said:
You just can't help yourself, can you?

Hell no. I've got an ego the size of Russia after certain avatar compliments and my smart-arsedness cannot be stopped!

The Earl
 
Actually, Mike the Headless Chicken is completly true. I've heard of it before. From what I understand he has become quite a local celebrity even if it is 60 years late. There is even a town festival in his honor. Check it out.



As for some hick giving a chicken mouth to mouth, that's just stupid. :D
 
TheEarl said:
Hell no. I've got an ego the size of Russia after certain avatar compliments and my smart-arsedness cannot be stopped!

The Earl

Um, Earl? Are you sure that's your ego that's the size of Russia?

:D
 
carsonshepherd said:
Um, Earl? Are you sure that's your ego that's the size of Russia?

:D

Why? What else would you be considering the size of?

The Earl
 
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