reasearch question -- for men

[Edward Teach]

And forget about khakis! Have any of the guys out there noticed that it is almost inevitable that if you're wearing khakis and you take a piss that no matter how hard you shake and tap that last squirt is going into your pants?

Here's a trick you might try, Ben. When you finish pissing, tuck your dick beneath your balls. It always works. I don't know how, but it does.

Eddie the Arid

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[3113]

Anybody remember the movie All That Jazz?

Yes, indeed. A fave movie of mine--I'd forgotten about that scene. Good example.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Here's a trick you might try, Ben. When you finish pissing, tuck your dick beneath your balls. It always works. I don't know how, but it does.

Eddie the Arid

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I don't understand this, Eddie. I think we need a demonstration-- Would you please put a video on youtube for us? Otherwise, I fear I'll never be able to visualise it.

*blink*

 

[only_more_so]

hah! yeah, the hardon has been an off-and-on problem for him, the whole day

Actually, I was wondering if I could downplay the problem. I kind of figured not-- in fact, it obviously has to be a plot point...

Stella, I think you can downplay the problem as much as you want, or make it as bad as you want. There is enough variability both in men and in clothing to make the situation as dire, or unimportant as you want.

Worst case would be a guy with light colored pants and a sizable stain maybe 3 or 4 inches across. That part of his pants could even seem to cling to his leg as he moves, which would be especially noticable in a well lit room. Especially since semen tends to be a bit glossier than a water stain.

The best case (for the guy) would be something that didn't escape his underwear, and thus isn't noticeable at all from the outside. But he would be reminded about it as it starts sticky and moves towards crusty.

 

[3113]

But he would be reminded about it as it starts sticky and moves towards crusty.

Ewwww! Darn it, More_So, stop ruining the mood!

 

[Edward Teach]

Have any of our men here ever gone off unexpectedly-- spraying your shorts with semen?
I seek inside information about this experience; would the semen go through boxers and wet your jeans? How about trousers? How about y-fronts with jeans, or trousers?

What if you had to walk out pretty much right after that-- if there were a restroom available, would you try to dry your clothing, and would that work?

In the spirit of enquirey, I thank you all!

Unless you fell asleep and had a wet dream I can't imagine how it would happen, but it would probably be noticeable. Pre and post ejaculation seepage certainly soaks through sometimes.

LOL In Jr. High, I often wore an athletic supporter beneath my briefs to bind my dick down and keep the hard-ons from showing whenever I went to a dance. It usually made my ass wet and sometimes chapped it. Ah, those were the days.

Eddie the Nostalgic

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[S-Des]

hah! yeah, the hardon has been an off-and-on problem for him, the whole day

Actually, I was wondering if I could downplay the problem. I kind of figured not-- in fact, it obviously has to be a plot point...

If he's been up and down a lot, it would be more likely that he would come quickly (I've had it happen in seconds when I had been going back and forth long enough). One more thing to remember is that men are completely different when it comes to erections. Some of us point north at all times (even when 1/2 erect). Others could be sideways, or even pointing down. It's a lot easier to hide an erection when it's straight up, but if you come it'll be right at the top of your zipper (or above for some of us ). The stain is more likely a problem if it's down between his legs. You might want to point out that he wasn't completely erect so that it could be pointing somewhere other than up when he ejaculates (assuming that's where you're trying to go with his situation).

 

[Edward Teach]

I don't understand this, Eddie. I think we need a demonstration-- Would you please put a video on youtube for us? Otherwise, I fear I'll never be able to visualise it.

*blink*

Youtube? Never!

How about in person?

 

[only_more_so]

Ewwww! Darn it, More_So, stop ruining the mood!

So creating a stain is good for the mood, living with the stain is bad. Check.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Youtube? Never!

How about in person?

just between us pirates, eh-- your pinnace, or mine?



So, my guy is sitting behind his desk. He kicks back for a quick nap-- gets hit by a wetdream, and wakes up when it's all over...

If he's wearing jeans, they'll be loose on him-- a hardon wouldn't be all that comfortable in tight jeans unless he adjusted it. And he's asleep...

 

[Edward Teach]

just between us pirates, eh-- your pinnace, or mine?



So, my guy is sitting behind his desk. He kicks back for a quick nap-- gets hit by a wetdream, and wakes up when it's all over...

If he's wearing jeans, they'll be loose on him-- a hardon wouldn't be all that comfortable in tight jeans unless he adjusted it. And he's asleep...

Bingo!

Ain't it fun when you're god?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Bingo!

Ain't it fun when you're god?

And he has to take the bus home. And the library page is coming around any moment now.

So he runs for the washroom, and engages in whatever he can come up with for repairs.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hmmm... Well, I was going to hang around the AH, but after checking out the posts, I think I might as well just go off unexpectedly, spraying my shorts with semen

Y'all come back, you hear?

 

[only_more_so]

just between us pirates, eh-- your pinnace, or mine?



So, my guy is sitting behind his desk. He kicks back for a quick nap-- gets hit by a wetdream, and wakes up when it's all over...

If he's wearing jeans, they'll be loose on him-- a hardon wouldn't be all that comfortable in tight jeans unless he adjusted it. And he's asleep...

A wet dream during a nap? Doesn't really sound that plausible... Heck, I've only had one wet dream in my life, and that was after nearly a month of not masturbating (after I learned the joys of self-pleasuring, but before I ever had sex).

 

[Stella_Omega]

A wet dream during a nap? Doesn't really sound that plausible... Heck, I've only had one wet dream in my life, and that was after nearly a month of not masturbating (after I learned the joys of self-pleasuring, but before I ever had sex).

I know it's implausible. My character knows it's implausible-- that's the point.

 

[only_more_so]

I know it's implausible. My character knows it's implausible-- that's the point.

Oh, then it would be all the more embarrassing. You really are cruel to your character! What did he ever do to you? or wasn't something he didn't do?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

STELLA

I trained myself to do it. That is have an erection and ejaculate without any physical stimulation. Purely thought. But I've dabbled with hypnosis for 20 years. I dont have the leakage problem.

 

[Frank Noir]

It may be a loaded gun, but it still has to be "cocked" before it goes off...

True. But there is still such a thing as a hair-trigger.
Also, you may not realize how close you are. And yes, it has happened to me once or twice.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, then it would be all the more embarrassing. You really are cruel to your character! What did he ever do to you? or wasn't something he didn't do?

Don't worry-- Joy for all his woes returned tenfold and all like that.

 

[English Lady]

*whistful sigh*

Yes, when My now husband and I met for the first time in the flesh, he came in his pants *grins* We were in the park, at a sheltered corner underneath a big horse chestnut tree. We were kissing and cuddling and suddenly his hands snaked down into my trousers, into my knickers and....yes, his fingers did wonderful things and made my virgin pussy come...that feeling alone was enough for him to ejaculate in his pants with no touch at all. He had thick jeans on, so there was no problem with a wet spot (they were white, too, he ended up with terrible grass stains on'em!) and I guess he cleaned up when he got back home.

Ahhh, the sweet, sweet memories.

 

[flavortang]

Ha! I had to laugh at just reading the initial post question.

To answer: Yes, I was at a Taco Bell once and I saw that they had a new type of Chalupa out and I started to convulse orgasmically in line. I had to steady myself by placing my hand on the lady in front of me while I shuddered spasmodically. And a good time was had by all.

 

[jello_man]

never happened to me, but I could imagine it making a mess that would be easy to see by all!!!!!!

 

[human_male]

I've never gone off like that but I think it would be kinda cool. If it did happen, I think if you just wiped most of it up and left it to dry it would be ok. It doesn't seem to stain. Once I save up for two weeks (this was when I was younger and still had a libedo), and one night I just lost it and humped the shit out of my pillow. I literally drenched it. I was going to throw it away but the next day when it had dried I noted that there was no sign at all so I carried on using it.

 

[Handprints]

I know it's implausible. My character knows it's implausible-- that's the point.

There's one way it's completely plausible, if you don't mind being excruciatingly nasty to your character. If anyone has had a penile catheter in for a few days (reasonably common if you've had surgery that takes a few days to recover from), they'll agree that it can cause a temporary case of extreme premature ejaculation. The slightest brush against your cock can, if you're unlucky, set things off.

I was first told this by a nurse who said it happens once in a blue moon on the first touch of the sponge bath - always good for a laugh at the nurses' station, apparently. From personal experience, I've had to jump back from my wife after five seconds of wholly inadvertent rubbing in a hospital elevator and only just avoided a climax.

P.S. It's not easy to jump with 50 stitches in you and an IV in your arm - I must value my dignity more highly than I realised...

Hope that helps,
H

 

[rengadeirishman]

if such a thing were to happen, id immediately and very publicly spill a drink down the front of me.