reasearch question -- for men

[jomar]

And forget about khakis! Have any of the guys out there noticed that it is almost inevitable that if you're wearing khakis and you take a piss that no matter how hard you shake and tap that last squirt is going into your pants?

Old Saturday Night Live routine.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Just have him in black pants...problem for him solved.

 

[sutherngent985]

Ive never had the unexpected blastoff in my pants but have come from a handjob in my undies. The aftermath...that sticky, cold , ewwwwww feeling...was the worst part. I had on jeans but it was at night so there were no problems. I have had my mom make comments about precum stains on my undies though..."I just cant understand why your underpants always have this crusty patch in them." Of course this was all more than 30 yrs ago.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Why do I get this weird vision of Mr. Bean drying his wet pants with the hand blower in the men's room while standing on a trash bin?

 

[TheleHun]

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[SimpleGifts]

Have any of our men here ever gone off unexpectedly-- spraying your shorts with semen?
I seek inside information about this experience; would the semen go through boxers and wet your jeans? How about trousers? How about y-fronts with jeans, or trousers?

What if you had to walk out pretty much right after that-- if there were a restroom available, would you try to dry your clothing, and would that work?

In the spirit of enquirey, I thank you all!

OK, I will admit with some embarrassment that this DID happen to me. I was young (early 20s) and it was at my first visit to a strip club, NOT in the U.S....so there were no restrictions on contact. I ended up getting a lapdance from an American woman, late 30s, who was in-country to make money stripping for six months. She was VERY good at what she did, and I was rather inexperienced with a woman who was that sexually aggressive...so she dry-humped me in a VERY serious fashion and I ended up going off inside my pants.

She was quite gracious about it and took it as a compliment. I wasn't totally mortified, mostly because I was seriously buzzed on vodka tonics...and I was wearing dark wool dress slacks with a lining so it soaked through a bit but wasn't totally obvious. I went to the restroom, dried off as much as I could, sprayed water on my crotch like I'd splashed it while washing my hands...then went back to my hotel room.

As an aside--that taught me the value of learning self-control over that particular response, so I've done my best to master that skill.

SG

 

[jomar]

I refuse to believe that I am the only one that had a suprise cum dump.

Oh, I've gotten horny driving down a bumpy road before, but I've always known the finish was impending, and purposeful because I didn't want to stop, circumstances notwithstanding.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I refuse to believe that I am the only one that had a suprise cum dump.

One day I got off a quick small shot before heading to the gym. I got cleaned up and just wore my gym clothes straight there. Half way there it started raining and soaked me to the bone. After the drenching I notice I had a hard on and could feel some pressure in my pubic region. About half way through a cycle on the training bike it felt like the head of my penis was being pinched. I got off the bike and tried to walk the track, before I could complete a lap I had unloaded. The cum soak my underwear but the shorts were fine. I wasn't going to risk it so I went back to my apartment. There wasn't even that nice of a view that day at the gym. Oh well.

I love this story! Something like this can happen to women too-- like, some nerve gets pinched that should have nothing to do with it, and then, there it goes. It's weird when it happens, although, of course, less visible aftermath.