reasearch question -- for men

[Stella_Omega]

Have any of our men here ever gone off unexpectedly-- spraying your shorts with semen?
I seek inside information about this experience; would the semen go through boxers and wet your jeans? How about trousers? How about y-fronts with jeans, or trousers?

What if you had to walk out pretty much right after that-- if there were a restroom available, would you try to dry your clothing, and would that work?

In the spirit of enquirey, I thank you all!

 

[TxRad]

Have any of our men here ever gone off unexpectedly-- spraying your shorts with semen?
I seek inside information about this experience; would the semen go through boxers and wet your jeans? How about trousers? How about y-fronts with jeans, or trousers?

What if you had to walk out pretty much right after that-- if there were a restroom available, would you try to dry your clothing, and would that work?

In the spirit of enquirey, I thank you all!

I've never had that accident I'm glad to say.

On the other hand even a small amount of shall we say pre lube can soak through underwear and levis. So, going on that I'd say there would be a very obvious wetness if ya had a misfire or prefire.

It would also leave a very marked and noticeable stiff stain.....

 

[The_Fool]

It may be a loaded gun, but it still has to be "cocked" before it goes off...

 

[Belegon]

I echo Tx's post in every way...

Never had it happen, but it would most definitely soak through. Bathroom might help, but you would probably need to get them even more wet to avoid the stiffening up...

That would be tres embarrassing...

 

[Belegon]

It may be a loaded gun, but it still has to be "cocked" before it goes off...

good point, it wouldn't be completely random...you'd have strong, hard warnings...

 

[The_Fool]

Other than a medical condition like premature ejaculation.

 

[TxRad]

Other than a medical condition like premature ejaculation.

Adolescent sexaphobia would be my guess

 

[The_Fool]

Adolescent sexaphobia would be my guess

Sudden and irreversable boners at the most embarrassing times.

 

[glynndah]

Adolescent sexaphobia would be my guess

Wouldn't that be sexaphilia?

 

[neonlyte]

Post-ejaculation discharge also occurs. That can cause a damp spot

 

[impressive]

Stella, I'm stunned. You mean to tell me you've never had to loan a guy your jacket so he could carry it in front of him as you left the cinema ... or walked directly in front of him as you left the dance floor?



Okay, maybe it's just me, then.

 

[Belegon]

Stella, I'm stunned. You mean to tell me you've never had to loan a guy your jacket so he could carry it in front of him as you left the cinema ... or walked directly in front of him as you left the dance floor?



Okay, maybe it's just me, then.

no comment *whistling*

 

[jomar]

I may have to do some research.

It would only be unexpected if the under-the-table rubjob was successful before dessert was served.

I agree it would soak through. You might could try rinsing and drying, but depending on the fabric you'd probably have a more or less noticeable splotch. Which could be a fun plot device. But I'd probably try hiding it with by my shirt tail.

 

[jomar]

Stella, I'm stunned. You mean to tell me you've never had to loan a guy your jacket so he could carry it in front of him as you left the cinema ... or walked directly in front of him as you left the dance floor?



Okay, maybe it's just me, then.

May I have this dance?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Stella, I'm stunned. You mean to tell me you've never had to loan a guy your jacket so he could carry it in front of him as you left the cinema ... or walked directly in front of him as you left the dance floor?



Okay, maybe it's just me, then.

Those days are thirty years past!
... Have to admit there are some advantages to not having a dick, on a date!
I may have to blindside The Old Man one time-- as a lab exercise

 

[NoJo]

Have any of our men here ever gone off unexpectedly-- spraying your shorts with semen?
I seek inside information about this experience; would the semen go through boxers and wet your jeans? How about trousers? How about y-fronts with jeans, or trousers?

What if you had to walk out pretty much right after that-- if there were a restroom available, would you try to dry your clothing, and would that work?

In the spirit of enquirey, I thank you all!

Hmmm... Well, I was going to hang around the AH, but after checking out the posts, I think I might as well just go off unexpectedly, spraying my shorts with semen

 

[3113]

Now I've got this vision of this poor guy with wet spot on his pants (the one he's just frantically soaked and dabbed under the faucet), awkwardly standing near the hand-blower trying to get said pants dry as men enter and exit to visit the urinals

You're awfully cruel to your characters, Stella

 

[only_more_so]

Have any of our men here ever gone off unexpectedly-- spraying your shorts with semen?
I seek inside information about this experience; would the semen go through boxers and wet your jeans? How about trousers? How about y-fronts with jeans, or trousers?

What if you had to walk out pretty much right after that-- if there were a restroom available, would you try to dry your clothing, and would that work?

In the spirit of enquirey, I thank you all!

Never shot off unexpectedly, or in my pants expectedly (if that's even a word).

I have had enough pre-cum leak out that my underwear got a bit sticky, but it didn't seep through, and the outer surface was basically fine. I think a lot would depend on the guy and the timing, because the thickness and volume vary greatly. A small thick load might never escape the underwear, a larger thinner load on the other hand...

Actually, I remember watching this HBO docu-series on a strip club. One of the girls complained about the guy coming in his pants during a lapdance and was really grossed out as she was in the back trying to wipe the residue off. So it can soak through in those situations.

 

[benandanti]

Remembering masturbating in my pants...as a kid I was in to public masturbation, trying to see where I could get myself off...dirty little boy hanging around in the back stacks at the library... and coming through my shorts and jeans, I can assure you it's quite a mess. The stain is unmistakeable and the aroma of semen is as noticeable as a fart in church.

And forget about khakis! Have any of the guys out there noticed that it is almost inevitable that if you're wearing khakis and you take a piss that no matter how hard you shake and tap that last squirt is going into your pants? Ever find yourself standing in a stall with a wad of toilet paper and your pants down scrubbing at your pants to get rid of the stain...not by absorbing into the toilet tissue...but by generating enough heat from friction to dry the pee stain out? Can just imagine the come stain on khakis.

Anybody remember the movie All That Jazz? Bob Fosse. I'm probably the only hetereosexual fan the man has. There's a scene in the movie when the Fosse character...played by Roy Schrieder in the performance of his career...when he was a kid starting out as a stand up comic introducing the strippers in a club. All these strippers accost him before he goes on stage rubbing up and down and all over him with their throbbing naked breasts. He finally breaks free and goes out on stage to do his lame jokes. All of a sudden, the crowd of old men start pointing and laughing and he looks down and there's this huge come stain on the front of his pants!

 

[jomar]

Remembering masturbating in my pants...as a kid I was in to public masturbation, trying to see where I could get myself off...dirty little boy hanging around in the back stacks at the library... and coming through my shorts and jeans, I can assure you it's quite a mess. The stain is unmistakeable and the aroma of semen is as noticeable as a fart in church.

And forget about khakis! Have any of the guys out there noticed that it is almost inevitable that if you're wearing khakis and you take a piss that no matter how hard you shake and tap that last squirt is going into your pants? Ever find yourself standing in a stall with a wad of toilet paper and your pants down scrubbing at your pants to get rid of the stain...not by absorbing into the toilet tissue...but by generating enough heat from friction to dry the pee stain out? Can just imagine the come stain on khakis.

Anybody remember the movie All That Jazz? Bob Fosse. I'm probably the only hetereosexual fan the man has. There's a scene in the movie when the Fosse character...played by Roy Schrieder in the performance of his career...when he was a kid starting out as a stand up comic introducing the strippers in a club. All these strippers accost him before he goes on stage rubbing up and down and all over him with their throbbing naked breasts. He finally breaks free and goes out on stage to do his lame jokes. All of a sudden, the crowd of old men start pointing and laughing and he looks down and there's this huge come stain on the front of his pants!

Welcome to the AH benandanti.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Now I've got this vision of this poor guy with wet spot on his pants (the one he's just frantically soaked and dabbed under the faucet), awkwardly standing near the hand-blower trying to get said pants dry as men enter and exit to visit the urinals

exactly!

You're awfully cruel to your characters, Stella

Yes, I've been working on that

Benandanti-- thank you, those are just the kind of details I'm hoping for!

Helluvafirst post

 

[S-Des]

There are variables, such as the type of material used as underwear, and how much the guy ejaculates. Some men have little, others shoot six - ten feet (I just heard someone claim that men ejaculate at 20-40 mph, but I have my doubts). There would be some soak through, but as has been pointed out, the biggest problem would be the smell and sticky mess (which is very uncomfortable). Since men's experiences vary so widely, you'd be within reasonable limits in making the guy the type who leaves a large mess when he finishes (although usually this is tied in to how long he's been aroused . . . so if he was aroused, then cooled off, repeat often, then there'd be a much bigger problem).

 

[impressive]

Remembering masturbating in my pants...as a kid I was in to public masturbation, trying to see where I could get myself off...dirty little boy hanging around in the back stacks at the library... and coming through my shorts and jeans, I can assure you it's quite a mess. The stain is unmistakeable and the aroma of semen is as noticeable as a fart in church.

And forget about khakis! Have any of the guys out there noticed that it is almost inevitable that if you're wearing khakis and you take a piss that no matter how hard you shake and tap that last squirt is going into your pants? Ever find yourself standing in a stall with a wad of toilet paper and your pants down scrubbing at your pants to get rid of the stain...not by absorbing into the toilet tissue...but by generating enough heat from friction to dry the pee stain out? Can just imagine the come stain on khakis.

Anybody remember the movie All That Jazz? Bob Fosse. I'm probably the only hetereosexual fan the man has. There's a scene in the movie when the Fosse character...played by Roy Schrieder in the performance of his career...when he was a kid starting out as a stand up comic introducing the strippers in a club. All these strippers accost him before he goes on stage rubbing up and down and all over him with their throbbing naked breasts. He finally breaks free and goes out on stage to do his lame jokes. All of a sudden, the crowd of old men start pointing and laughing and he looks down and there's this huge come stain on the front of his pants!

Now I'm wondering if dudes should Scotch Guard the insides of their khakis (or the outsides of their tidy whiteys).

 

[NoJo]

Now I'm wondering if dudes should Scotch Guard the insides of their khakis (or the outsides of their tidy whiteys).

I stuff a few paper tissues into my underpants after sex or a wank, especially on the days I'm wearing my white linen trousers.

Cumstains are common. Next time you're in the street, just check out mens groin areas.

 

[Stella_Omega]

There are variables, such as the type of material used as underwear, and how much the guy ejaculates. Some men have little, others shoot six - ten feet (I just heard someone claim that men ejaculate at 20-40 mph, but I have my doubts). There would be some soak through, but as has been pointed out, the biggest problem would be the smell and sticky mess (which is very uncomfortable). Since men's experiences vary so widely, you'd be within reasonable limits in making the guy the type who leaves a large mess when he finishes (although usually this is tied in to how long he's been aroused . . . so if he was aroused, then cooled off, repeat often, then there'd be a much bigger problem).

hah! yeah, the hardon has been an off-and-on problem for him, the whole day

Actually, I was wondering if I could downplay the problem. I kind of figured not-- in fact, it obviously has to be a plot point...