Really fuckin BORED!!

[Voosla]

I just wanted to complain a little. I'm sitting here home alone with nothing to do. I'm sick of TV, my car has a flat tire so I can't go anywhere. My man is at school, I'm horny, and I'm really fuckin BORED!!! Anyone know of anything good to do?? Any kick ass websites or something??!!??

HELP ME BEFORE I GO INSANE!!!!!!!!

PLEASE!!!!

 

[navarre]

Here. Try this site.

http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/category.cfm?Category=21&CFID=482555&CFTOKEN=5293970

 

[AzureAngel]

There's probably a few hundred guys on here who'd be willing to do their best to entertain you, if you're open to it.

 

[AzureAngel]

That or you could go play cheesy Shockwave games at Shockrave. *Snickers.*

 

[CarolineOh]

Here. Try this site.

http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/category.cfm?Category=21&CFID=482555&CFTOKEN=5293970

OK, explain to me why anyone wants to buy a limp dick dildo.

 

[Ishmael]

OK, explain to me why anyone wants to buy a limp dick dildo.

So you can laugh and humiliate it??????

Ishmael

 

[AzureAngel]

OK, explain to me why anyone wants to buy a limp dick dildo.

I think on the scale of "weird shit people want for pleasure".... that's relatively conservative. Heh.

 

[Voosla]

There's probably a few hundred guys on here who'd be willing to do their best to entertain you, if you're open to it.

I'm open to anything..

 

[CarolineOh]

So you can laugh and humiliate it??????

Ishmael

Why would I pay to laugh at and humiliate a limp dick when so many limp dicks would pay me to laugh at and humiliate them?

 

[Ishmael]

Why would I pay to laugh at and humiliate a limp dick when so many limp dicks would pay me to laugh at and humiliate them?

Bite me.

Ishmael

 

[Cheyenne]

You're bored, huh? Have you used Magic Cream lately? Getting in your car, driving to the store, finding it, buying it, bringing it home and reading up at Lit about it, doing a patch test... etc. should take what, about an hour?

 

[Voosla]

What is magic?? I tried doing a search to find your posts about it but found nothing. Besides, my tire is flat, i cant go anywhere

 

[AzureAngel]

Magic's a hair removal cream or... tool. Vatever.

 

[Ishmael]

You're bored, huh? Have you used Magic Cream lately? Getting in your car, driving to the store, finding it, buying it, bringing it home and reading up at Lit about it, doing a patch test... etc. should take what, about an hour?

LMAO Are you buying stock in the company?

Ishmael

 

[Cheyenne]

Start here for Magic Cream info:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73698

And no, I don't own stock in the company. Maybe I should!