Reality vs June Cleaver

[Calamity Jane]

Oh, I know my son told me I have hair all over my body. Like little wires poking out. It's scarry.

I agree. Look at this pic of you I found on your super secret all about CE site.

http://www.diamondcomics.com/news/2001/05_07_01/produp0507_bumble.jpg

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I'll do all the housework, just don't leave me alone with the kids ok????

Awww...the kids are cool, you just have to understand that dealing with kids is like dealing with drunks...they usually mean well, but their brains can't quite keep up with their urges.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I agree. Look at this pic of you I found on your super secret all about CE site.

http://www.diamondcomics.com/news/2001/05_07_01/produp0507_bumble.jpg

Then you know I have changed my ways and I am a happy bumble now.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

My what a catch..........swoooooooooooooooooon

You're too easy.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Awww...the kids are cool, you just have to understand that dealing with kids is like dealing with drunks...they usually mean well, but their brains can't quite keep up with their urges.

For a minute, I thought that said "Dealing with kids is a lot easier when you're drunk."

 

[april-wine]

For a minute, I thought that said "Dealing with kids is a lot easier when you're drunk."

Exactly.........



I'll do the house work PCG, you get the horses and the kids lol....Both frighten me...... Then we'll get drunk, let the fun begin........

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Drunk women and kids...what a winning combination.

 

[Calamity Jane]

It's cheaper to marry one.

I don't think I have that beer yet. Hmmmm. I hope it isn't getting warm.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/38.gif

you're so sexy, i can barely stand it.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Exactly.........



I'll do the house work PCG, you get the horses and the kids lol....Both frighten me...... Then we'll get drunk, let the fun begin........

Deal!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Makes you pee in your pants doesn't it.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Makes you pee in your pants doesn't it.

Oh, THAT would excite you, wouldn't it?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I am not sure drunk kids are really the answer. They rarely make it to the toilet I have ruined several pairs of shoes like that.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Oh, THAT would excite you, wouldn't it?

Well the pee pee dance is sort of amusing.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Well the pee pee dance is sort of amusing.

Right up there with the truffle shuffle.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Oh you got me there. What's the truffle shuffle?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Sorry, Goonies reference.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I wonder though... is there some of that 'grass is greener' thing goin on?

The reality is, I'm a 29 year old mother of two who's lookin at being single sometime in the near future. One of the things that scares the hell out of me is the prospect of being alone forever because there just aren't that many guys out there looking to get involved with an entire family.

I've decided that it isnt such a bad thing... course I've lived in em without actually banging the mother senseless most nights. Maybe I just enjoy beating kids.

Who else is gonna think that riding thoroughbreds when it's 20 degrees is a good idea?

Me