Ravenloft's return.

[Ravenloft]

It is so, true-believers! I have returned! And I am once again single! Anyone want to fill me in on what I missed? Heheh!

 

[Ambrosious]

Ravenloft! Man welcome back! I've missed you in the role playing threads! Welcome brother, welcome. Sit, have a bite. Let the gaming begin!!!

Cue the dancing wenches...

 

[Always]

i ahve no idea who you are, but hiya!!

talk to expertise; he knows everything good that happens around here.

*starts dancing* oh... was that supposed to be roleplaying only?

 

[Ravenloft]

Wow! To be welcomed back by both those that remember me and those that came after... I AM home... *sigh*

Ambrosious: where shall I go in the gaming section?

Expertise: ya got the scoop?

 

[Ambrosious]

Well... lets see. I've started two threads that are relatively new. Magic and such The Chase and Battle Cry. And if you like x-men i know they are looking for enemies and evil doers! Won't you come play with us?

 

[Ravenloft]

roger that Ambrosious. X-men evil doer in the works! Muahahaha!!!

 

[Merelan]

We have truly missed your wisdom and wit.
Welcome back...

Okay, where is the wine and munchies? It's Ravenloft's welcome back party and we must have food and wine, beer and women...
Better call Wizard as we have a pool over here too.

 

[Always]

hmmm... Are you normal RiPping only, or SRP? cause I kinda... well, took over the latter as soon as I discovered it. *innocent lil' grin*

Renegade and his damned sci-fi threads...

aw, screw it!

*starts dancing again* where'd i put that harem girl costume...

 

[Merelan]

Harem girl? Ravenloft doesn't want scads of scantily dressed women dancing around here, willing to do anything he desires...
does he?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ravenloft....welcome back.

Heard alot about you...never officially met you

*extends hand* Shake? Or perhaps something a little more personal? *grin*

 

[Always]

*finds the costume and pulls it on, then looks in mirror and nods*

perfect!

 

[Ravenloft]

I do both Shila.
A... Harem girl?

N-no... I couldn't possibly! Well... Alright!

Well howdy there ss! Heheh!

 

[Merelan]

Oh say it isn't so! You wouldn't really want all these sexy women begging to please you and welcome you back? Would you?

 

[Ravenloft]

Um... Ah... let me think.... YES!!! Just as long as they are all scantily clad and your one of them okay Merelan? Deal? Heheh!

 

[Merelan]

Okay, but I bet if we announce scantily clad women a few of your "buddies" will hop over here and join the party, just to welcome you of course.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Hey, welcome back Raveloft, buddy (looking over Ravenloft's shoulder at clantily dressed women). Its uh.......... good to see you back....could you move over just a bit, bud..i'm trying to get a look..

Now, Merelan, we wouldn't behave that badly now would we?

 

[Ravenloft]

Is okay! Is a open house no? Now where did I put that miniature giant space hampster of mine... Boo? Oh Boo!? C'mere boy!

 

[Merelan]

uh oh. Caught again. I have been keeping Boo locked up, for his own safety! Honest. Wizard has this lovely bear, his name is Ben, and Roger knows this sasquatchy dude, and well, I was worried about him. Remember, if I let him go, he is not allowed in the water, right?
Merlin, welcome.
Whispering in his ear...
"Did you come to see Ravenloft, or the women? Confess now, or we will have to find out ourselves."
We have ways of making you talk!

 

[Always]

*pulls out the castanets* hmmm... what were those doing in my pockets?

Ravenloft, you play WAAAAAY too mcuh BG...


(could it be? anotyher ex-addict of the Backroom? we''l find out on... the next episode of LIT INTRIUGE!!!)

 

[Magic Merlin]

Whispering in his ear...

"Did you come to see Ravenloft, or the women? Confess now, or we will have to find out ourselves." We have ways of making you talk!

*chill running down spine* OOoops!


Of course I came to say hi to Ravenloft, Merelan.

Are there scactily clad women here? Huh, I hadn't noticed anything like that Mystical lady.


And I won't talk....Nope, I won't say a word. I can resist...I must resist.. I will resist, I say..

 

[Merelan]

tsk... tskk... not notice us? Wrong answer, my sweet darling merlin. Now you must pay the penalty.
You must kiss me, here in front of everyone!
Come on. I know it is awful, but you said you didn't notice me, and this is your penalty.

 

[Always]

Merelan, are you sexually torturing those poor males again? *wiggles a finger* well, just have fun!

 

[Merelan]

Shila, he said he didn't notice us! What should I do? Let it slide? And you in that cute outfit, dancing, how could he miss that!!
Or was he trying to seem gallant? Was that it Merlin?

 

[Ravenloft]

Shila... you are so AGRIVATING! (Guess where that came from...)

wow merelan thats one hell of a penalty... I wonder who made up that penile code...

 

[Magic Merlin]

Mystical lady, that 'Oooops! should have given away the fact that I noticed you and all of the wonderful women here. I just didn't want to appear to eager..You, know, I might get a reputation as someone who flirts a lot..


But if a kiss is my pentance, then so be it...If I must I must...

*softy kisses the mystical one* mmmmmm....*seeing stars*



Now I had better get off of Ravenloft's thread or he will turn Boo loose on me for distracting his legions of women...