Random Thoughts

[ElasticMermaid]

Sometimes I question my life choices. But never so much as when I'm rubbing self tanner all over a stranger's ass.

 

[openminded1967]

Sometimes I question my life choices. But never so much as when I'm rubbing self tanner all over a stranger's ass.

Is it still self tanner if someone else applies it??

 

[sultan_sd]

Sometimes I question my life choices. But never so much as when I'm rubbing self tanner all over a stranger's ass.

Sorry, but that is funny

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Is it still self tanner if someone else applies it??

I think that the entire time I am touching their asses.

 

[openminded1967]

I think that the entire time I am touching their asses.

Great minds think alike.

 

[sultan_sd]

I think that the entire time I am touching their asses.

Are they at least good looking women?

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Are they at least good looking women?

Sometimes. Usually old, rich women.

 

[mamasota]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

 

[Lilylovex64]

I need to wash the dishes.

Hi mama

 

[mamasota]

I need to wash the dishes.

Hi mama

Already did mine

((((Lily))))

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You called him asshole? Really? Classy broad you are.

 

[FantasySlut]

 

[merryohmd]

When I woke up this morning ... I forgot what was on my mind.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Come on August! So much to do. So many plans. It's all coming together and falling apart. I feel like I am moving at the speed of light and as slow as a snail. Thankfully I make myself notes of I would forget half of everything I need to do.

 

[dawei]

Every day I skip my workout, the more I enjoy being lazy.

 

[papadoc19]

When I woke up this morning ... I forgot what was on my mind.

This happens to me a lot...forgetting what was on my mind...what I was dreaming...

 

[BlackCashmere]

Thinking about...that I have to move again very soon to yet another country...timing not good, but have to remain positive and grateful for these beautiful life experiences...

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Must.. wake up.. faster... hope my muse likes strong coffee.

 

[BlueEyedGent]

Bada Bing Bada Boom!

 

[beachbaby179]

Bada Bing Bada Boom!

Fuhgeddaboudit

 

[papadoc19]

Do people from New Jersey really talk like that?

 

[BlueEyedGent]

Do people from New Jersey really talk like that?

I know someone that was born and raised in NJ and he STILL says " Yous " ,, and " Yous Guys" , and he has been out of NJ for 20 years!

 

[beachbaby179]

Do people from New Jersey really talk like that?

No, and we're not all friends with Snooki either, thank goodness. Although - little known fact - when Snooki got married a few months ago (yeah, I know...) she got married in the same church I did.

 

[TongueLust]

Do people from New Jersey really talk like that?

I don't know about NJ, but I love my NY accents.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Ugh... save me from this place.