Random Thoughts

[RUlookingup]

'Riamh Nar dhruid O sbairn lan' ('Never retreat from the clash of spears')

 

[hatlover123]

I sometimes wonder if squirrels know that getting a nut is a metaphor for sexual activities amongst humans....?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

how come when I have a mouth full of cum, I swallow...

..but when I have a mouth full of toothpaste foam, I gag?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

how come when I have a mouth full of cum, I swallow...

..but when I have a mouth full of toothpaste foam, I gag?

You said a mouthful!

 

[elli1]

when your pussy tells you it's time to cut your nails again...

 

[ydahecnot]

how come when I have a mouth full of cum, I swallow...

..but when I have a mouth full of toothpaste foam, I gag?

Because you can't score bonus points with your toothpaste

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

when your pussy tells you it's time to cut your nails again...

I'm sorry to hear about the way in which it must have told you this, but that aside, this may be my favorite random thought ever. Hoping it wasn't so bad that it can't be a look back and laugh kind of thing.

 

[elli1]

I'm sorry to hear about the way in which it must have told you this, but that aside, this may be my favorite random thought ever. Hoping it wasn't so bad that it can't be a look back and laugh kind of thing.

nahhh, it's fine....

 

[Lilylovex64]

I think he wants me to flash him.

 

[MausAss]

I think he wants me to flash him.

He's a guy and you got boobs, right? Of course he wants you to flash him.

I want you to flash me, and I don't even know you or what you look like. Boobs are powerful that way.

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

He's a guy and you got boobs, right? Of course he wants you to flahs him.

I want you to flash me, and I don't even know you or what you look like. Boobs are powerful that way.

To be fair, I'm a guy, and I'm perfectly OK with her not flashing me. I mean, that may or may not be because I wouldn't be able to appreciate it if she did, but still...

 

[Lilylovex64]

He's a guy and you got boobs, right? Of course he wants you to flash him.

I want you to flash me, and I don't even know you or what you look like. Boobs are powerful that way.

LOL boobs are powerful.... love it.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I love how my legs feel in stocking after they have been shaved. SO Smooth!

 

[papadoc19]

I am too lazy to try to win 450 million dollars

 

[Typeropewalker]

I love how my legs feel in stocking after they have been shaved. SO Smooth!

What a coincidence! I also love how your legs feel in stockings after they have been shaved!

 

[vavavaVoom]

What's wrong with cheese on a bacon buttie? Critics! *sigh*

 

[papadoc19]

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

 

[37_ttej]

*sigh*

Back to work.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

trigger.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Throbbing

 

[Spins]

Not sure everything is working inside you

 

[Misshotndeep]

http://valentinedaywallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Messages-Funny-Images-of-Valentines-Day.jpg


Happy Valentine's Day!

 

[Erochic]

To be fair, I'm a guy, and I'm perfectly OK with her not flashing me. I mean, that may or may not be because I wouldn't be able to appreciate it if she did, but still...

Haha... You might not care about whether she flashes you or not, but I'm sure if there was *touching* on the table then you certainly wouldn't mind

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Snow, snow go away...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

http://valentinedaywallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Messages-Funny-Images-of-Valentines-Day.jpg


Happy Valentine's Day!

ahhh hahahaha

funny!


HVD to you, Miss H&D!