Random Thoughts

[DocMolliesox]

The purple one always flowers more than the white one.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

the whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead

 

[Leigh81]

Why is water the hardest liquid for me to swallow and will it ever improve??

L

 

[BreezySnow]

Why didn't I take my allergy meds when I first got up this morning?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Why didn't I take my allergy meds when I first got up this morning?

Yeah, something was making me feel crappy over the weekend...

 

[Bunnylily]

Trying not to over think and failing... Ugh.

 

[dutchrain]

Man with beards and suits ...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I want to go home and take a nap. where's the dog?

 

[livnmylife]

I don't like this purple polish on my toes.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

You know you go to McDonalds way too much when the guy at the front counter doesn't have to ask for your name to write it on the ticket....

 

[may_I_please]

I need a pedicure

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You know you go to McDonalds way too much when the guy at the front counter doesn't have to ask for your name to write it on the ticket....

you know you go to McDonald's way too much when they recognize your voice in the drive-through speaker.

 

[papadoc19]

All that time I spent learning the metric system in grade school was completely wasted.

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Read a book a friend suggested. Wallbanger. it was funny and sexy !

 

[papadoc19]

I hope that was an isolated incident...

 

[Fire_Star]

Wonder how many people would be naked with 3rd degree burns if liar, liar pants on fire was real..

 

[papadoc19]

Fire Nation freestyle dancing makes me chuckle

 

[Trixareforkids]

Heavens to Betsy
Come in Betsy

God!?
Is that you?

Ha, no.
It's Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Nice pumpkins you have there Betsy

Saint Peter?

That me. Mt. Saint Peter
Betsy, you need to climb my summit
While I take in your Grand Tetons

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

I should switch snacks and go with hot n spicy salsa...or...eat a real lunch...

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I want to go danciiiiiiiiiing! Blargh!

 

[merryohmd]

When you're along and life is making your lonely, what do you do when you live in the sticks and there is no downtown?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

When you're along and life is making your lonely, what do you do when you live in the sticks and there is no downtown?

You dance naked in your living room

 

[merryohmd]

You dance naked in your living room

Can you come by and teach me to dance?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Can you come by and teach me to dance?

I surely would if I weren't so awkward about being naked in front of people that aren't Steve. I need to work on it though as some day I'd like to visit a nudist resort. I'm comfortable in my skin just not with other people around haha.

 

[merryohmd]

I surely would if I weren't so awkward about being naked in front of people that aren't Steve. I need to work on it though as some day I'd like to visit a nudist resort. I'm comfortable in my skin just not with other people around haha.

It doesn't look to me like you should be awkward in your skin.

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