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elli1
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now would be a good time to try to be the last person to post in all the threads on the first page
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JudasIscariot
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If I pm that person will they be happy or angry?
Backdoor_Bella
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a commercial featuring a big family around the dinner table eating the product in question, but why the eff is one of them in a full body cast? #unnecessarywardrobe
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That reminds me, I do love a good pointless advert.
For example, I went past a place that sells turf for your garden (real garden that is
) and instead of advertising their product they had an image of a woman in her underwear holding a spade.I'm pretty sure if I call for turf that she won't be lumping the shite out of my backyard all day.
jeff_is_smiling
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In one of the more random of random thoughts, I had my foot fall asleep yesterday and like some magic potion, it awakened a memory I had not recalled in at least 20+ years.
I was playing Pop Warner football as a kid on a Saturday and at halftime, we went to our, "locker room," - a utility room to get us out of the sun. There were no chairs or benches, so we all just sat cross legged on the floor while the coaches talked to us and gave us orange slices.
When it was time to go back to the field, the coach had us stand up and do some sort of cheer. Only I was, "distracted" a bit - my cock had fallen asleep!
I sensed that numbness initially and wondered what that was I was feeling. Then it started - the pins and needles feeling you get when blood returns to the location.
I was in agony! I thought I was going to die.
I was playing Pop Warner football as a kid on a Saturday and at halftime, we went to our, "locker room," - a utility room to get us out of the sun. There were no chairs or benches, so we all just sat cross legged on the floor while the coaches talked to us and gave us orange slices.
When it was time to go back to the field, the coach had us stand up and do some sort of cheer. Only I was, "distracted" a bit - my cock had fallen asleep!
I sensed that numbness initially and wondered what that was I was feeling. Then it started - the pins and needles feeling you get when blood returns to the location.
I was in agony! I thought I was going to die.
jeff_is_smiling
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^^LOL^^^
Today I'm going to break my 7:57 mile.
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Your very public show of sympathy is appreciated....
Good luck on your run....
Leigh81
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Your very public show of sympathy is appreciated....
Good luck on your run....
Your welcomeIt's actually on the elliptical. I don't want to tweak my ankles.
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ImagineMe2
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Ten years ago I could break 4:50, still run lots but wouldn't come close to that.
blazin24
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Whoa! Impressive! I ran a 6:56 in a race this past July. I consistently run 7:30's in a half marathon. 8:00-8:30's in a full.
blazin24
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elli1
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why the hell does honey put a full stop at the end of each post in a new line?
Jaime_H
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Better run a grammar check over what I type in future......
SexyRedLace
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My laptop is doing something weird. I hate it when it does that.
Leigh81
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In HS my best wasn't under 5:00
I chose not to run now with all the years of gymnastics I did. My ankles would start to ache & it takes awhile to go away. Elliptical, stair climber & biking is what I stick to now. I was fine after the 5k run last Sun. but if I were to run consistently then it becomes a pain.
Misshotndeep
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When people get frazzled at the thought of your arrival... You may have issues... Just saying.
blazin24
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You're still active and finding a way is all that matters.
I started out on a bike. It didn't knock the weight off like a was hoping. Started running about 7 years ago. Got a little more serious about 3 years ago, when a few friends convinced me to do some races. I like to run 7 miles every other day. I'm not currently training for anything.
Kelleebabes
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Nothing has got to do with the price of tea in China...
WolfsButterfly
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Times are it drives me nuts that the man doesn't stay up past 1230 -.-
Misshotndeep
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Should I make a carrot cake or rum cake? hmmm?
greeneyedvirgin
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How do you tell someone that is as sweet as can be that they are driving you up a freakin' wall with all their questions and their chipper attitude?
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Dear .... You are driving me up the wall with your chipperness?
Give it to them straight babe. You can not be disrespected for honesty.
MausAss
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Dear .... You are driving me up the wall with your chipperness?
Give it to them straight babe. You can not be disrespected for honesty.
That sounds like a better idea than what I had in mind. My idea was to let the anger build then let it all out in one burst completely blind-siding the person.
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