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For the past 2 weeks, I've been experimenting with saying goodbye to people in yearbook terminology. Lots of "stay cools" and "I can't believe we made its." It has t worked out as well as I would've liked. I don't think anyone notices. They're just confused, haha.

I'm sad to say this experiment may go the way of my trying to bring back "the bees knees."
 
NeonSubtlety said:
For the past 2 weeks, I've been experimenting with saying goodbye to people in yearbook terminology. Lots of "stay cools" and "I can't believe we made its." It has t worked out as well as I would've liked. I don't think anyone notices. They're just confused, haha.

I'm sad to say this experiment may go the way of my trying to bring back "the bees knees."
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Keep it up - the world needs people like you to highlight the absurdity of being. I might follow the Robot Chicken march to bring back 'Wizard'...
 
Remember when the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon was the only thing on television during Labor Day...
 
merryohmd said:
I've decided I'm neither a liberal or a conservative. Dr. Carson would say I have common sense, which most of us do, but we get stuffed into these two extreme buckets with no commonality.

Now for random:

Can your penis get stuck inside a woman?
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Have you seen Visitor Q? Crazy Japanese movie that deals with that theme.

Well, it is a crazy movie, so spoilers waring everyone. From the wikipedia page of that movie:

Becoming aroused, the father has sex with the dead body. He then notices she is getting wet and is amazed that this is possible for a dead woman. When he brings his hand up, however, it is covered in feces. He then discovers that his penis is stuck inside the corpse due to Rigor mortis. The mother comes out to help and rushes to the shop to buy lots of oils and vinegar. She empties the bottles into the bath with her husband and the corpse. This does not help, though, so she gives him a shot of heroin, which frees him. They are both exhilarated.
 
MausAss said:
Have you seen Visitor Q? Crazy Japanese movie that deals with that theme.

Well, it is a crazy movie, so spoilers waring everyone. From the wikipedia page of that movie:

Becoming aroused, the father has sex with the dead body. He then notices she is getting wet and is amazed that this is possible for a dead woman. When he brings his hand up, however, it is covered in feces. He then discovers that his penis is stuck inside the corpse due to Rigor mortis. The mother comes out to help and rushes to the shop to buy lots of oils and vinegar. She empties the bottles into the bath with her husband and the corpse. This does not help, though, so she gives him a shot of heroin, which frees him. They are both exhilarated.
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Haven't seen that one.

Random thought: How come management gets off on Labor Day?
 
It has been so long since I used my dick that I'm saving Popsicle sticks to splint it just in case I get lucky in the near future.:(
 
Let me see how long it will take before I get horny tonight.



... Ops! Never mind.
 
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