Random Thoughts

[merryohmd]

No

You should advertise that you're an 18 year old girl with an insatiable appetite ...that'd do it

Hi Merry long time no post bump

I've been around a little off and on.

Why do women run the world but let the men think we do?

 

[may_I_please]

I've been around a little off and on.

Why do women run the world but let the men think we do?

S'easier that way

 

[merryohmd]

Why can't men be teases?

 

[may_I_please]

Why can't men be teases?

Says the big tease

 

[merryohmd]

Says the big tease

I never said I was big!

 

[cowslinger64]

Thanks for reminding why I don't bother.

 

[merryohmd]

Does a butt wrangler use a rope?

 

[cowslinger64]

Does a butt wrangler use a rope?

Sometimes he does..yeeeha!

 

[Thandi]

Thanks for reminding why I don't bother.

You're not bothering?

 

[dawei]

Everything I tell you is a lie … especial that.

 

[FantasySlut]

Some things you don't wish to know

 

[papadoc19]

Code Red

 

[FantasySlut]

 

[merryohmd]

Is there a cure for insomnia?

 

[papadoc19]

Is there a cure for insomnia?

Masturbation

 

[papadoc19]

Should I make "Shake it off" my new mantra?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

OK, so lemme 'splain.

There are very specific freeway lanes in California.
If you visit, you must get them right or people end up a bloody trail.

The Barry Manilow lane is on the RIGHT.

The Metallica lane is on the LEFT.

 

[merryohmd]

Let's all go over to the General Thread and piss off some liberals. It's easy to do but not very much fun.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Let's all go over to the General Thread and piss off some liberals. It's easy to do but not very much fun.

I am a Liberal. But I'm not pissed, just very unpopular.

 

[merryohmd]

I am a Liberal. But I'm not pissed, just very unpopular.

I've decided I'm neither a liberal or a conservative. Dr. Carson would say I have common sense, which most of us do, but we get stuffed into these two extreme buckets with no commonality.

Now for random:

Can your penis get stuck inside a woman?

 

[sweetsophie512]

OK, so lemme 'splain.

There are very specific freeway lanes in California.
If you visit, you must get them right or people end up a bloody trail.

The Barry Manilow lane is on the RIGHT.

The Metallica lane is on the LEFT.

WELL SAID.

I wish people understood this - even the ones that live here.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

It is still too freaking hot outside

 

[dawei]

Can your penis get stuck inside a woman?

I'm thinking I wouldn't complain about it if it did.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

2 cups of coffee are barely enough to hold off the benadryl daze.

 

[iamincognito45]

2 cups of coffee are barely enough to hold off the benadryl daze.

You're trying to avoid your benadryl daze why???