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I just finished a bottle of wine with my soon to be ex hubby, talking finances, and now find myself contemplating having sex with him one last time for "old time's sake".... Me thinks I am better off just to head to bed alone, though.....
 
Curious3456 said:
I just finished a bottle of wine with my soon to be ex hubby, talking finances, and now find myself contemplating having sex with him one last time for "old time's sake".... Me thinks I am better off just to head to bed alone, though.....
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Do let us know what happened! :D
 
Hugrection77 said:
Hi Jenny...it looks like you'd be fun to squish together with:D
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if you want to squish together with Jenny, you'll need to fill out an application in triplicate. after that you'll need to take and pass a career, personality and IQ test; my team will then perform a personal and criminal background check after we've collected a miscellaneous service fee of $175.00.

you will then be blindfolded and taken, by bus, to an undisclosed location to complete a military boot camp training course. don't forget to fill out the necessary release forms stating that you assume all risks by participating in said course and will not hold us responsible for personal injuries....or...well, you know.

should you survive that, you will be allowed two minutes of squishy time with Jenny. and i mean two minutes.

i'm serious...i will use my heretic's fork if i have to.
 
respeito said:
if you want to squish together with Jenny, you'll need to fill out an application in triplicate. after that you'll need to take and pass a career, personality and IQ test; my team will then perform a personal and criminal background check after we've collected a miscellaneous service fee of $175.00.

you will then be blindfolded and taken, by bus, to an undisclosed location to complete a military boot camp training course. don't forget to fill out the necessary release forms stating that you assume all risks by participating in said course and will not hold us responsible for personal injuries....or...well, you know.

should you survive that, you will be allowed two minutes of squishy time with Jenny. and i mean two minutes.

i'm serious...i will use my heretic's fork if i have to.
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LOL!!!

Respy, you are in rare form today! You stuck inside too? ;)
 
respeito said:
if you want to squish together with Jenny, you'll need to fill out an application in triplicate. after that you'll need to take and pass a career, personality and IQ test; my team will then perform a personal and criminal background check after we've collected a miscellaneous service fee of $175.00.

you will then be blindfolded and taken, by bus, to an undisclosed location to complete a military boot camp training course. don't forget to fill out the necessary release forms stating that you assume all risks by participating in said course and will not hold us responsible for personal injuries....or...well, you know.

should you survive that, you will be allowed two minutes of squishy time with Jenny. and i mean two minutes.

i'm serious...i will use my heretic's fork if i have to.
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Whew! So glad I got in under the wire before Respeito took over recruiting and raised the standards to such impossible heights... :rolleyes:

Not that Jenny doesn't deserve impossibly high standards...
 
respeito said:
if you want to squish together with Jenny, you'll need to fill out an application in triplicate. after that you'll need to take and pass a career, personality and IQ test; my team will then perform a personal and criminal background check after we've collected a miscellaneous service fee of $175.00.

you will then be blindfolded and taken, by bus, to an undisclosed location to complete a military boot camp training course. don't forget to fill out the necessary release forms stating that you assume all risks by participating in said course and will not hold us responsible for personal injuries....or...well, you know.

should you survive that, you will be allowed two minutes of squishy time with Jenny. and i mean two minutes.

i'm serious...i will use my heretic's fork if i have to.
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Oh, I almost forgot - everybody meet my new agent, respy, from Ladybug Personal Services.
 
JennyNo1 said:
Oh, I almost forgot - everybody meet my new agent, respy, from Ladybug Personal Services.
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*flutters fingers* hai. :D

iamincognito45 said:
Whew! So glad I got in under the wire before Respeito took over recruiting and raised the standards to such impossible heights... :rolleyes:

Not that Jenny doesn't deserve impossibly high standards...
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exactly. ;)
(don't mind me, incognito.)

newbiebabe said:
LOL!!!

Respy, you are in rare form today! You stuck inside too? ;)
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don't mind me, newbie. i'm just being silly.:eek:

i am stuck inside. i don't think the roads are too bad, though. i think they're passable and snow-packed, not ice-packed. are you stuck?
 
respeito said:
*flutters fingers* hai. :D



exactly. ;)
(don't mind me, incognito.)



don't mind me, newbie. i'm just being silly.:eek:

i am stuck inside. i don't think the roads are too bad, though. i think they're passable and snow-packed, not ice-packed. are you stuck?
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We've become drippy here but still very cold... brrrr. I have managed to get so much done though so maybe a few of these days a year isn't a bad thing.

Still... I'd rather be spending a cold day snuggled by the fire with someone. ;)
 
newbiebabe said:
We've become drippy here but still very cold... brrrr. I have managed to get so much done though so maybe a few of these days a year isn't a bad thing.

Still... I'd rather be spending a cold day snuggled by the fire with someone. ;)
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that makes two of us. cold, snowy days are made for snuggling.
 
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