Random Thoughts

[EnigmaSquared]

How is it that masturbation only seems to exacerbate the issue rather than ameliorate it?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I can't believe they killed off that nice Detective Carter.

 

[Endless_Night]

Too heavy on the lunges; my thighs are still wobbly.

 

[ChainedUp]

I'm considering eliminating the use of the period as punctuation

That way, it can't be a full sentence and traditional grammar rules can't necessarily be inforced

I think I'm on to something here

 

[Misshotndeep]

I want to learn to play guitar really bad, but I don't have one and my budget does not look like it is going to be fitting that in any time soon.

 

[shadowofaman]

The sinking of the Titantic must have been a miracle to the lobsters that were in the kitchen.

 

[ydahecnot]

I want to learn to play guitar really bad, but I don't have one and my budget does not look like it is going to be fitting that in any time soon.

Learn to play it well

 

[Misshotndeep]

Learn to play it well

I will if I ever get one. I have wanted to learn for over 30 years.

 

[RossieOregon]

The sinking of the Titantic must have been a miracle to the lobsters that were in the kitchen.

Sorry, Shadow, those lobsters probably didn't make it because they're shallow water creatures.

 

[shadowofaman]

Sorry, Shadow, those lobsters probably didn't make it because they're shallow water creatures.

True but at least there was a second chance.

 

[RossieOregon]

True but at least there was a second chance.

Bless those lobsters.

 

[Leigh81]

You know its cold outside when your dog's poop has steam rising off it lol

L

 

[ydahecnot]

I didn't really need breakfast after all

 

[Cymru6969]

Spoiler alert. I've been to France many times. They don't eat French toast.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Spoiler alert. I've been to France many times. They don't eat French toast.

Umm....Blink blink. People actually think they do?

 

[ydahecnot]

When we're on the outs with France, we eat liberty toast

 

[Cymru6969]

Umm....Blink blink. People actually think they do?

I could spill on Russian dressing to, but let's keep the angry mobs away.

 

[sot1974]

The sinking of the Titantic must have been a miracle to the lobsters that were in the kitchen.

This made my day!

 

[Misshotndeep]

When we're on the outs with France, we eat liberty toast

Is that a cousin to liberty fries? XD Talk about a dumb concept.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I could spill on Russian dressing to, but let's keep the angry mobs away.

People really are that naive? Wow? I never really thought about it.

 

[sot1974]

You know you have aged a bit when sneezing has the potential to rupture, or create pain in odd locations.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

too much! too much!

 

[*professorx*]

batter UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SimplyMsT]

Ahhhhhhh

 

[Endless_Night]

D.E.A.R. G.O.D.

My quads. MY QUADS!!!