Random Thoughts

[Tiarra]

I want a face full of ladyjizz from an attractive woman who appreciates me on both a carnal and intellectual level. Why is this so hard to come by?

Allow me to introduce myself.

 

[Bunnylily]

My brain is hurting.

 

[john7771]

How about random numbers?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I don't wanna work tomorrow.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Why do they put holes in crackers?

 

[emsway]

Damn allergies.

 

[cole4258]

Why I tend to forget my spanish when needed

 

[Lunation]

Why do they put holes in crackers?

They allow steam to escape during cooking, which lets the cracker remain flat instead of rising.

I'm thinking it's weird I know that.

I'm also thinking this may be some sort of conspiracy to cheat us out of tiny amounts of cracker.

 

[SimplyMsT]

They allow steam to escape during cooking, which lets the cracker remain flat instead of rising.

I'm thinking it's weird I know that.

I'm also thinking this may be some sort of conspiracy to cheat us out of tiny amounts of cracker.

I'm thinking ...

You made me laugh out loud

I'm also thinking ...

I scared my cat

 

[Tiarra]

They allow steam to escape during cooking, which lets the cracker remain flat instead of rising.

I'm thinking it's weird I know that.

I'm also thinking this may be some sort of conspiracy to cheat us out of tiny amounts of cracker.

I'm thinking it's awesome that You know this!

I'm also thinking; fucking cracker makers.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Can't believe that he actually believes that you can't breathe while you're eating....

 

[Lunation]

I'm thinking ...

You made me laugh out loud

I'm also thinking ...

I scared my cat

I'm thinking the holes in your crackers directly led to your cat's fear.

The conspiracy continues to grow!

I'm thinking it's awesome that You know this!

I'm also thinking; fucking cracker makers.

I'm thinking, right?

This is up there with the Kennedy assassination. Bayer knowing about the risk of HIV infection related to plasma for hemophiliacs and...and big foot!

There are cracker crumbs all over the darkened corners of human history...

 

[Bookishleigh]

Oh...you're divorced, have a job, AND want to talk to me about books and bizarre TV shows? Well.....hello, stranger!

 

[TongueLust]

Not sure what the problem was.

 

[TongueLust]

Oh now I see why she doesn't say anything to me.

 

[jameslewis]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e455cdd54e1b6ce3dde8d612e8f33ef4/tumblr_odhaw9iBk41u8crymo1_540.jpg

Yeah!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Oh now I see why she doesn't say anything to me.

Who? Me? Or someone else? Want me to kick their ass? I've been in a fighting mood lately.

 

[TongueLust]

....

 

[TongueLust]

Who? Me? Or someone else? Want me to kick their ass? I've been in a fighting mood lately.

Not you hun, you don't jump on bandwagons.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Not you hun, you don't jump on bandwagons.

Nope. I push people off them. And laugh.

Okay, not really. But it sounded good.

 

[TongueLust]

Nope. I push people off them. And laugh.

Okay, not really. But it sounded good.

LOL! *Pounce*

 

[Endless_Night]

Dang it! I'm pretty sure my little toe is broken.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I just asked a boy out....and he said YES!!!!

 

[JennyNo1]

Dang it! I'm pretty sure my little toe is broken.

I just asked a boy out....and he said YES!!!!

 

[Bookishleigh]

I know! We're going on a REAL date. Like to dinner and a movie! And I initiated it. We've been talking for a bit now and I was all, um, is he ever going to ask me out? So I mentioned a movie I wanted to see and he said he wanted to see it too. So I asked....