Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

Today did not feel like a Saturday.

I agree, thought it was Sunday.

 

[emsway]

I agree, thought it was Sunday.

Me too.

 

[Spins]

It is always nice and sunny when I am feeling down.

Stupid body!

 

[emsway]

Got my car detailed today. It drives so much better now.

 

[sweetsophie512]

I need a nap.

 

[rbijon]

I miss the beach today.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Got my car detailed today. It drives so much better now.

I always think my SUV drives better when it's cleaned and polished too

It's like a dog you just took to get groomed, how they wiggle around showing off

 

[emsway]

I always think my SUV drives better when it's cleaned and polished too

It's like a dog you just took to get groomed, how they wiggle around showing off

Haha! I always wondered if other people thought this.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Haha! I always wondered if other people thought this.

The engine seems to purr, doesn't it? Like "oooooh damn I'm fine!"

 

[emsway]

The engine seems to purr, doesn't it? Like "oooooh damn I'm fine!"

Exactly. Like it got a tune-up.

 

[thejabber27]

Why would you make your son's winery manager a keynote speaker???

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Why would you make your son's winery manager a keynote speaker???

Free booze?

 

[Penuche]

I don't appreciate being told that you want to see me at short notice, when it's mostly because you've suddenly found you won't be working that day.

 

[thejabber27]

Free booze?

I don't think the trumps are going to give out free booze. XD

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I hope that kid isn't caught up in the coup in Turkey.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Fuck that company and it's bitch ass CEO.

 

[SassySheDevil]

awkwardness.. Showing up to my appointment an instantly remembering your homework. "ask him what it would take for him to leave"
haha.. oops. Did that. Recorded it, he's gone. None of it applied, but he's gone anyway. Next home work assignment....

 

[Lia Monde]

The surest way to bring on rain is to water the flowers. I should rent myself out as a drought breaker.

 

[Lunation]

I wonder how deadly the birthing process would be for unicorns.

 

[meop79]

I wonder how deadly the birthing process would be for unicorns.

The horns grow in later...

 

[Jakeransome]

What is true love.

 

[Lunation]

The horns grow in later...

Are you a unicorn expert now?

 

[meop79]

Are you a unicorn expert now?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a5/d3/9b/a5d39b9ed17a414ae74e58414178c1a3.jpg

 

[fishyfingers]

I wonder how many threads I'll manage to kill tonight...

 

[Iceprincess12]

T3 or croc?