Random Thoughts

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, And you can put the load right on me.

Wait, you're asking for a load? Here?
Have you been drinking already, Abs?

 

[emsway]

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, And you can put the load right on me.

Are you imagining yourself riding Captain America through the desert?

 

[papadoc19]

I identify with "girly" music far more than I should

(He says while listening to Bonnie McKee's American Girl)

 

[ashesatwork]

I identify with "girly" music far more than I should

(He says while listening to Bonnie McKee's American Girl)

is taking your man card for the day

 

[sogrl90]

Hurricane season starts in a month.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Wednesdays have become mixed drink days, while Thursdays and Fridays are beer days. Saturdays are back to mixed drinks, and Sundays seem to go either way depending on my mood.

On a completely separate and totally unrelated note, I just can't seem to take off any of these extra pounds!

 

[sogrl90]

Wednesdays have become mixed drink days, while Thursdays and Fridays are beer days. Saturdays are back to mixed drinks, and Sundays seem to go either way depending on my mood.

On a completely separate and totally unrelated note, I just can't seem to take off any of these extra pounds!

Light beer maybe?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Wednesdays have become mixed drink days, while Thursdays and Fridays are beer days. Saturdays are back to mixed drinks, and Sundays seem to go either way depending on my mood.

On a completely separate and totally unrelated note, I just can't seem to take off any of these extra pounds!

Hahaa, which are the pasta days, and which are the double bacon cheeseburger days?

I can so relate

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hahaa, which are the pasta days, and which are the double bacon cheeseburger days?

I can so relate

Your going to make me bacon? I'll be right over!

 

[papadoc19]

I could go for a double cheeseburger day

 

[UrbanBohemian]

Who the fuck are all these people who would actually vote for Donald Trump and are there enough padded rooms and straightjackets to hold them all? Are there enough anti-psychotics in the world to get their minds into working order? I kind of doubt it.

Hillary is going to SLAUGHTER him. It's going to be an absolute rout. You mark my words, this asshole is going down and it will be in spectacular fashion. Just wait and see. It will happen and you can take that shit to the bank. We will never see a Donald Trump presidency. I guarantee that right now.

 

[papadoc19]

Why do you never hear a guy described as a nympho?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Why do you never hear a guy described as a nympho?

Too redundant

 

[jameslewis]

My son texts me "plz" because, he says, it's shorter than please.
I text him back "no", because it's shorter than "yes".

 

[barefootgirl69]

My son texts me "plz" because, he says, it's shorter than please.
I text him back "no", because it's shorter than "yes".

*grin*

Excellent answer!

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Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Light beer maybe?

Maybe. Have they come up with Light Mixed Drinks yet?

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Hahaa, which are the pasta days, and which are the double bacon cheeseburger days?

I can so relate

See, the food issues are a completely different Random Thought. Don't get me started on THAT!

 

[sogrl90]

Maybe. Have they come up with Light Mixed Drinks yet?

I can't solve all your problems.

 

[Mrtenant]

“If you don't accept failure as a possibility, you don't set high goals, you don't branch out, you don't try - you don't take the risk.”

Rosalyn Carter

 

[Jamiegeo]

'Tick Tock' it should come as no shock ...

 

[UrbanBohemian]

I think I'm racist toward orange people. Every orange person I've ever seen is an asshole. Donald Trump, John Boehner, Snookie, the Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Situation... Every goddamned orange person I've ever seen is a douche.

 

[Jamiegeo]

'Tack Tick',as predicted, thanks to the Dick..

 

[yellowrocket]

Why is the Catholic Church founded upon the teachings of paul, but supposedly Peter was the rock the church was built upon?

 

[papadoc19]

They should make this with just chicken...

 

[papadoc19]

Gareth Bale rocks a man bun almost as well as Andy Carroll