Random Thoughts

[emsway]

"psst....check the bush across from your open blinds."

"you're the one that I want (you're the one I want), WOOHOOHOO"

*aiming my pea shooter through the blinds*

I'm cranking up my tunes. I need to Clorox my brain.

 

[DarkSimian]

*aiming my pea shooter through the blinds*

I'm cranking up my tunes. I need to Clorox my brain.

it's only 12:20 and emsway needs the brain bleach...it must be a good day

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

I like turtles!

http://clipartmountain.com/clipart1/turtle19.gif

 

[Scout44]

I like turtles!

http://clipartmountain.com/clipart1/turtle19.gif

There is no angry way to say bubbles.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

There is no angry way to say bubbles.

LOL...makes one wonder

 

[ydahecnot]

*aiming my pea shooter through the blinds*

I'm cranking up my tunes. I need to Clorox my brain.

C'mon now, my posts were hopelessly devoted to you

 

[Leigh81]

Fun Fact

I haven't ate at McDonalds since the '90's. Gross with the worst French fries on the planet.

L

 

[Sundayschild]

Why do they never say Zombie on The Walking Dead?

 

[Leigh81]

Why do they never say Zombie on The Walking Dead?

Why don't people ever get infected by all the zombie blood they get covered with??

L

 

[emsway]

C'mon now, my posts were hopelessly devoted to you

Tell me more, tell me more...

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Why don't people ever get infected by all the zombie blood they get covered with??

L

I've wondered the same thing...you know those people have got to have open wounds that zombie blood is seeping into.
AND....I thought zombies ate brains, not flesh and internal organs. AND how many lives does Glen have...?

 

[Leigh81]

I've wondered the same thing...you know those people have got to have open wounds that zombie blood is seeping into.
AND....I thought zombies ate brains, not flesh and internal organs. AND how many lives does Glen have...?

Glen is part cat.
I've always loved anything Zombie forever. I've read probably over 20 zombie anthologies.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Glen is part cat.
I've always loved anything Zombie forever. I've read probably over 20 zombie anthologies.

Soooo you're saying Glen is a Pussy...? lol
Zombies are way cooler than Vampires.

 

[Leigh81]

Soooo you're saying Glen is a Pussy...? lol
Zombies are way cooler than Vampires.

He's definitely not a pussy, but he has 9 lives.

L

 

[ydahecnot]

Tell me more, tell me more...

Would you put up a fight?
Tell me more, tell me more

 

[WolfsButterfly]

He's definitely not a pussy, but he has 9 lives.

L

But which one is he on though? he's had a lot of close calls....

I have random sexual thoughts at the most wtf times...

 

[mnbreastluver]

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

 

[numeniusa]

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

I love it!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I love it!

Just in a mood to try to be funny today.


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

[yellow_rose71]

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

So bad, it's great.

If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, will it make a sound?

 

[mnbreastluver]

So bad, it's great.

If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, will it make a sound?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[numeniusa]

Just in a mood to try to be funny today.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Oh, that's too sad, either way...

So bad, it's great.

If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, will it make a sound?

Only if there's someone there to hear it?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

[ShinyNewbie]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[ShinyNewbie]

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?