Random Thoughts

[UrbanBohemian]

Damn it! Where did I put my phone charger? I'm at 15%! I need to find this damn thing.

 

[Jamiegeo]

It was a Baaargin..

 

[mnbreastluver]

How do you handcuff a one-armed woman?

 

[emsway]

At some point you actually have to say the word.

 

[ydahecnot]

Grease?

 

[emsway]

Thanks for the ear worm.

 

[ydahecnot]

...Is the word, is the woooord....

 

[raiguy]

And now I have John Travolta memes stuck in my head...thanks for that...

 

[ydahecnot]

Greased Liiightning!

 

[emsway]

Well, there goes my morning meditation.

 

[ydahecnot]

"tell me more, tell me morrrre....

 

[emsway]

There really should be an emoji sticking it's tongue out. And not in a lacivious way like the frog. I hate that frog.

 

[john7771]

I wonder why they picked a frog?

 

[ydahecnot]

Your iPhone might have options (not that there's anything wrong with a lascivious tongue).

"Conventionality belongs to yesterdayyyy..."

(What would autocx do with "conventionality"?)

 

[emsway]

How do you know that I have an iPhone?

*looks under bed*

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

How do you handcuff a one-armed woman?

I'm thinking you'd cuff her wrist and hook the other end of the cuff to the ankle on the same side. That way she can't run away or slap you.

After that thoughts of Cool-Whip and strawberries comes to mind.

 

[icrwid68]

I enjoy getting naked when I come home!

 

[emsway]

Or let's not.

 

[BlackCashmere]

I feel bad for Kelly Ripka... and for what it is worth, I hope Anderson Cooper is the new replacement...

 

[ydahecnot]

How do you know that I have an iPhone?

*looks under bed*

"psst....check the bush across from your open blinds."

"you're the one that I want (you're the one I want), WOOHOOHOO"

 

[UrbanBohemian]

1- As usual there are so many things swirling around my brain. I can't seem to quiet it down no matter what I do.

2- Why did I put my charger there? I can't remember doing it but I doubt it was my cat. He's the only other suspect. But I'm glad I found it in any case.

3- I skipped my morning walk today to take some time for my back to recover. I should probably take a quick stroll tonight though.

4- That was a good episode of The Flash. But I've not watched Supergirl yet so maybe I'll do that today.

5- I don't know why someone would think I'd be offended by being called an "SJW." You want fairness and dignity for the masses! You suck! ...Riiiiiiggghhtttt.... Because social INjustice is so much better. But I guess it is when you're one of the people benefiting from said social injustice. For future reference, no. That does not offend me. You'll have to try something else. Though that will likely just land you on my ignore list so you'll be screaming into the wind.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Totally...

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows..."

 

[Leigh81]

Hell with it, I'm going to the gym. It's been awhile.

L

 

[smtst5]

How many people are masturbating right now?

 

[ratherabsurd1]

Ever felt like a balloon ready to burst ?