Random Thoughts

[BlackCashmere]

Speaking from PURELY accidental experience, I can assure you it is NOT for the weak of heart...

Had occasion to be using a little Icy Hot on a strained groin when I got a little too close to the jewels and let me tell you, that shit does not just rinse off. Call me a wimp but that shit brought tears to my eyes for far too long. Once it starts burning, it does not stop any time soon...

...lol...sorry to laugh at the pain...but the story is lovely

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

the fabled slapping tree of Gonjin forest

 

[OxfordDon]

Damn...I hate upsetting friends on here...

 

[iamincognito45]

...lol...sorry to laugh at the pain...but the story is lovely

You know, I get the same reaction out of everyone I tell that story to...

 

[TongueLust]

Damn...I hate upsetting friends on here...

You?

I can't see it, and that AV is hot.

 

[TongueLust]

That was one glorious beard.

 

[TongueLust]

...

 

[Penuche]

Damn...I hate upsetting friends on here...

(((OxfordDon))) I hope they'll try to understand why you did what you did, even if they still don't like it.

 

[zydrate]

Hmmmm....

 

[VIPER2121]

I think it would go better if they just told me to fuck off.

 

[lacandy]

I think it would go better if they just told me to fuck off.

Who would ever tell you to fuck off?? Im usually thinking the opposite of that about you

 

[zydrate]

I think it would go better if they just told me to fuck off.

*huggggggggggggggggggs* nooooooooooooo
don't fuck off...fuck me instead!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Hey, Viper!!
Just sayin' hi!

 

[sogrl90]

I want a Mountain Dew. I seldom drink those. Of course I don't have any.

 

[starrynightin64]

Those scam guys calling on VOI from India are great for stress therapy management.
I feel SOOOOO much better now. He'd better remove my number.
If they call back I will just bloody scream again or find an air horn next.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Those scam guys calling on VOI from India are great for stress therapy management.
I feel SOOOOO much better now. He'd better remove my number.
If they call back I will just bloody scream again or find an air horn next.

I sometimes get into a devilish mood and start asking them questions, interrupting every time they ask something.

"Where are you? Do you like to cook? What movie did you last see? What do you look like? How old are you? Are you married? Do you want to be married? Do you have kids? Do you like dogs? Do you ever come to the US? Can you send me cookies?"

They usually don't call back

 

[MisterScott]

Catching up after vacation is a BIATCH!

 

[swtpixiedst]

Personal celibacy challenge set in 2015 (1 year without sexual intercourse). Two more months to endure.

 

[MisterScott]

On LIT during a boring conference call...

 

[JennyNo1]

I know that we all blurt complaints and comments periodically, but do we really need to hear every.single.detail of your aches and pains and everyday activities?

 

[Mayberrygirl]

I am ready for spring already.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Someone is a pouty and assumptive lil baby.

 

[emsway]

How many calories can I burn just watching Jillian Michaels work out?

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I'm in my 50's and I'm just now realizing I CAN NOT grow a decent beard.

I'm slow, but I come around eventually.

 

[beachbaby179]

I'm in my 50's and I'm just now realizing I CAN NOT grow a decent beard.

I'm slow, but I come around eventually.

Ladies like scruff.