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I used to think that "8=D" was a hideous emoticon for a face. *bangs head on desk* Can I please undo this revelation?
 
"That looks easy! I can totally do that!"....the beginning of soooooooo many mistakes. :D
 
Why is it that my cat only wants attention when I'm on the computer or on my phone? It's like the electronic device is a magnet, but turn on the vacuum cleaner.....
 
That guys should really read profiles before sending idiotic requests. Be nice if you could only message people from their profile.
 
Damn my mechanic is fine, would love to give him a morning blow job mmm.
 
Am I the only one in Chicago that doesn't care if the Cubs win???:eek:
 
I'm tired.
I want his tongue.
I could really go for a cup of coffee right now.
It's 12:42 A.M. here.
Tomorrow will be my sixth day straight at work.
I'm off on Wednesday.
My days off are never really mine.
My youngest is about to be 13!!!!
On Friday the 13th, how weird is that?
He's contemplated suicide before.
How do I do this again?
Why is he sending them money again?
Doesn't he realize that they need him to show his love in a meaningful way?
Men are stupid.
Sorry, guys.
I'm tired.
 
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