Random thoughts on penises!

Random thoughts...

I have one

It does the job intended

and in combination with fingers and tongues....generally makes women happy:D
 
now this is a good thread....I'm following it very closely :)

Jewelz...do you go for smooth cukes or the ones with the little nubs??...LOL...just joshing ya...besides knowing your sexy ass I already know the answer :kiss:
 
Okay!

I am back.

I seriously did have to leave because of where my thoughts were heading, but it seems you all picked up the ball and ran with it.

so, for me, a cold shower, a cool swim and salad for lunch~~~



:D


So, back to veggies. The biggest problem there is that if you dont' use them right away, they can't quite take the action.

I checked out that damn zucchini and after a week in the frig, it was pretty limp for a zuchinni. And how do you spell the damn word, anyway??? ;)


Popsicles are a nice change, sometimes, even if they have no staying power!

:D
 
EvilSmurf said:
i have hands and fingers, and i have a tongue and lips, and an exploring nature, the world, as well as pleasure doesnt rotate around my dick, i like to give more than i recieve. and i havnt had any complaints, so this below average guy would like to say thank you ladies for sharing your thoughts on it :)

That's a very good attitude to have. :)
 
size of the prize?

I'm certainly not long dong silver....but, Ihave found that if I pleasure a woman with lips, hands, tougue, touches, tastes...of her.....and if she cums and cums.....the she loves to take me...in so many places.......and size.....really has no meaning.
 
Like minds??

Ladybird said:
Honestly guys...

... it's not how big it is... but how you use it that counts!!

http://www.holeyhaven.com/img/GearShiftPenis.gif


. . . and what about how long? I mean, are women satisfied with a quick "wham, bam, thank you mam" or do they prefer a slow seduction with all the trimmings? That's not to say that there are times when a quickie is extraordinarily satisfying.
 
Bigger isn't necessarily better

time for my two cents on the subject....

I have encountered a few "overly endowed" men in the past and frankly... while they looked pretty.... they were all duds except one. Seems that most of the men I encountered with bigger than average members also had bigger than average egos. They all seemed to have the false impression that just the sight of their magnificence would be enough to get me all wet and ready.... Well it don't work that way for me. Men with average to smaller peni seem to be more willing to touch, stroke, fondle and lick until I am good and ready... and whats a good meal without an appetizer anyway??? give me a normal sized man any day....
and as for the question of how I like it... I generally like it all ways... but a slow build up.... is so satisfying... especially if accompanied by lots of sighs, stroking, fondling, touching, kissing and squeezing... leading to grunts and groans and moans of pleasure... and nothing turns me on more than to hear something along the lines of ...."oh god, this feels so goooooooood" coming from my man.
 
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Love me Loud

Oh, Lilrosie Lips, you sound like a girl after my own record collection. Silent lovemaking is sooo sterile compared with a boisterous bollicking complete with all the moans and groans that can be ground out by the action. Sound is such an important part of stimulation.

Is La La Land somewhere near La Perouse?

;) :rose: :devil:
 
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Don K Dyck said:
Oh, Lilrosie Lips, you sound like a girl after my own record collection. Silent lovemaking is sooo sterile compared with a boisterous bollicking complete with all the moans and groans that can be ground out by the action. Sound is such an important part of stimulation.

Is La La Land somewhere near La Perouse?

;) :rose: :devil:

Don't know... is La Perouse in California???:confused:
 
I just love this thread. I certainly think of my 5 inches as average.
But have discovered that my most important sexual organ, other than my brain, is my fingers. Tongue and lips come in very close second! When you really need to fuck, a decent sized penis is so handy. But there is so much more to great hot and exciting sex than plunging a penis in and out, hoping to get her to orgasm.
Many women do not have the nerves in place to have a vaginally stimulated orgasm. So fingers and other means of bringing her pleasure are so much more important.

I really have enjoyed the open and frank comments here by the girls. After all, pleasing them is everything. So finding out what does it best is the most important thing for us to learn.

Thank you a million kisses!!!
Frank
:p :kiss:

Ladybird!!!!! You sweet she-devil!!! LOL
 
It's a new day

and my random penile pondering is.....



Damn! I gotta get me one of those.

Any size and shape will do as long as it is attached to a living human being who will be there in the morning!

:D

lilrosie?

You really hit the nail on the proverbial head.

My two previous lovers were ten inch wonders!
They gallavant around with that "I got something for ya baby" look.
Then offer their prize to my mouth as if to challenge me to do the job! Ha! Miss T has a surprise or too for them. :D

Anyway, a good lover will all of his mind and body to make love to me and understand that my body is a bundle of nerve endings waiting to explode. Every inch of flesh has erotic potential, not just between my naval and my thighs!

:D
 
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MissTaken said:
and my random penile pondering is.....



Damn! I gotta get me one of those.

Any size and shape will do as long as it is attached to a living human being who will be there in the morning.

Anyway, a good lover will all of his mind and body to make love to me and understand that my body is a bundle of nerve endings waiting to explode. Every inch of flesh has erotic potential, not just between my naval and my thighs!

*****

Now Miss T, are you volunteering for one of my special massages, that stimulate your whole body? :)
 
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Mountain Man said:



Looking Down.......yup...it's here:D :p :p :p

oh?...you mean prove it on here....hmmmmmm...what fun would that be;)

BTW MM I love your new AV and especially the pic on your sig. They both are really hot!
 
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tonitits said:


BTW MM I love your new AV and especially the pic on your sig. They both are really hot!

Ty tonitits..

I have to give credit to LB for helping me figure out how to finally get the one on my sig line to work right.

:kiss: :kiss:
 
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Mountain Man said:


Ty tonitits..

I have to give credit to LB for helping me figure out how to finally get the one on my sig line to work right.

:kiss: :kiss:

LB is great at that sort of thing. I dunno how to make them work either!
 
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Mountain Man said:
Looking Down.......yup...it's here:D :p :p :p
oh?...you mean prove it on here....hmmmmmm...what fun would that be;)

Fun like you wouldn't believe babe... so show me ya dangly bits!! :p :p :p :p
 
damn...that's the lunch bell...

whew...that lunch time....

i will try to figure out how to respond....:D :p :p :p
 
Random thoughts, once again:


Guys, regardless of the size and shape of your member, dont' forget to let your partner know who is attached to that thing.

Be real.
Be honest.
Be true.


And then, fuck like rabbits.

:D
 
Practice, Practice, Practice

Right on Miss T!!!

The best thing about lovemeking is that it takes plenty of regular practice to get the dynamic interaction between two people right. Building trust through pleasure takes trust and skill, and both need practice.

heheheheheh :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
Re: Practice, Practice, Practice

Don K Dyck said:
Right on Miss T!!!
The best thing about lovemeking is that it takes plenty of regular practice to get the dynamic interaction between two people right. Building trust through pleasure takes trust and skill, and both need practice.
heheheheheh :devil: :devil: :devil:

Oh I couldn't agree more Don.

But just who am I going to practice on? Looks like I'm going to go thru life unskilled. :(
 
Re: Practice, Practice, Practice

Don K Dyck said:
Right on Miss T!!!

The best thing about lovemeking is that it takes plenty of regular practice to get the dynamic interaction between two people right. Building trust through pleasure takes trust and skill, and both need practice.

heheheheheh :devil: :devil: :devil:

Well said!

Very well said!
 
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