Random thoughts on penises!

[Don K Dyck]

Re: Re: Practice, Practice, Practice

Oh I couldn't agree more Don.

But just who am I going to practice on? Looks like I'm going to go thru life unskilled.

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{aahhh, sweet Ladybird, you have yet to be rescued from the wily wicked Sheik Sulimen the Sensuous.}

 

[Don K Dyck]

Re: Re: Practice, Practice, Practice

Well said!

Very well said!
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Well thank you Navarre, coming from a road warrior like yourself that is a real compliment.

 

[Ladybird]

Re: Re: Re: Practice, Practice, Practice

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{aahhh, sweet Ladybird, you have yet to be rescued from the wily wicked Sheik Sulimen the Sensuous.}

Waiting, waiting... tapping fingernails.. waiting, looking at watch.. waiting......

 

[Don K Dyck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Practice, Practice, Practice

Waiting, waiting... tapping fingernails.. waiting, looking at watch.. waiting......

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Hullo, do you have a twin sister, or did I leave you under my palms at another thread?

 

[Ladybird]

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Hullo, do you have a twin sister, or did I leave you under my palms at another thread?

LOL.... smart arse!! I get around.. didn't you know?

 

[Don K Dyck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Practice, Practice, Practice

LOL.... smart arse!! I get around.. didn't you know?

I get a toit, but a round toit, well that would be very useful to escape the clutches of wily Sheik Solimen the Sensuous and his imperfectly castrated Eugene the Evil Eunuch (not to be confused with EvilSmurf who is a nice person).

 

[Ladybird]

Hehehehe... you're a very funny man Don.

No.. don't confuse our smurfie with a eunech... he wouldn't like that!

You have me in fits of laughter here... you silly sausage!!

 

[Ladybird]

I have a random thought on penises...

I like them.. quite a lot in fact.

I like the look of them.. when erect they look strong, when flaccid they hold a lot of promise...

I like to hold and touch them, to lick and suck them. I also like to hold them when their owner is urinating.

I find them very erotic, and love to look at pics of them. Especially if I know the man that they belong to..

Yes... I like them.

 

[knightstalker]

For once A penise size thread that didn't want to make me scream..Very well said Taken I think you nailed it ...Size has never mattered to me am I small maybe am I big could be I personally have no idea how big it is and I have no plans on ever measureing it because then i know and it might be a problem if I feel it doesnt measure up ..Also men remember there are so many ways to pleasure a women and using your tongue is a good one to remember...Sometimes after getting done going down on a lady she will need a minute to get her breath back and by that time it will not matter how big you are because she has been satisfyied well she will be happy anyway...Ok thats all I have to say so quit worrying about it and do what you have to to please that lady in your life ..Remember foreplay goes a long way ...

 

[Don K Dyck]

I have a random thought on penises...

I like them.. quite a lot in fact.

I like the look of them.. when erect they look strong, when flaccid they hold a lot of promise...

I like to hold and touch them, to lick and suck them. I also like to hold them when their owner is urinating.

I find them very erotic, and love to look at pics of them. Especially if I know the man that they belong to..

Yes... I like them.

In this modern world of rapid change
Where women are just about anything they choose to be
It is nice to know that there
Is one heterosexual Ladybird out there
Who enjoys all the pleasures of being a sensual woman.

 

[Ladybird]

In this modern world of rapid change
Where women are just about anything they choose to be
It is nice to know that there
Is one heterosexual Ladybird out there
Who enjoys all the pleasures of being a sensual woman.

Thank you Don...

.. but I'm not hetrosexual, nor am I homosexual..

 

[Don K Dyck]

Ladybird, Ladybird . . .

Thank you Don...

.. but I'm not hetrosexual, nor am I homosexual..

See what I mean?

By a streak of pure deductive genius he cogitates the brain cogs and determines that - dahdah - the answer is "48". heheheheh

 

[Ladybird]

Re: Ladybird, Ladybird . . .

See what I mean?

By a streak of pure deductive genius he cogitates the brain cogs and determines that - dahdah - the answer is "48". heheheheh

You dag!! You take homosexual from hetrosexual... and come up with my age!

LOL.. you really are quite clever hon

 

[Don K Dyck]

Re: Re: Ladybird, Ladybird . . .

You dag!! You take homosexual from hetrosexual... and come up with my age!

LOL.. you really are quite clever hon

OMG!!! It's after 01:30 hours EST - again!!! Oh well,
late to bed late to rise, sure makes the day shorter. Good thing I'm on holidays.

[Thinks - gazoinks! I must have made a mistake! Life is not a simple flowing stream of binary alternatives. You can have chocolate mints, arno shortbreads AND chocolate shortbreads!!! What a revelation!!! heheheheheh How tasty!!}

Had a girlfriend once who was a little confused - until she decided that "Don did IT" for her again and again and again and . . . Now she is happily contented.

 

[Ladybird]

OMG... you're not a IT man are you?

I think I'm the only Aussie here who isn't an IT person!

Even Smurfie is studying to be an IT.. spookey hey.

Well.. if you're on holidays have fun.. play till dawn, you won't be able to once you go back to work.

Umm... I'm a tad jealous of your ex girlfriend now too.. lol

 

[Don K Dyck]

Ladybird . . .

OMG... you're not a IT man are you?

I think I'm the only Aussie here who isn't an IT person!

Even Smurfie is studying to be an IT.. spookey hey.

Well.. if you're on holidays have fun.. play till dawn, you won't be able to once you go back to work.

Umm... I'm a tad jealous of your ex girlfriend now too.. lol

Hey LB, don't go all morose on us. Remember sensuous goes through to the marrow, you know you can feel IT!!

 

[tonitits]

In this modern world of rapid change
Where women are just about anything they choose to be
It is nice to know that there
Is one heterosexual Ladybird out there
Who enjoys all the pleasures of being a sensual woman.

Hey Don! You are sitting at 100 posts, now you can get a sexy AV... Pick a good one for us women to look at, ok? BTW I'm not sure if we officially met. Nice to meet ya. Welcome to our fun,crazy world! BTW I like your user name!!! LOL.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ladybird]

Re: Ladybird . . .

Hey LB, don't go all morose on us. Remember sensuous goes through to the marrow, you know you can feel IT!!

Sweetheart.. I'm not at all morose.

And as for sensuous.. and sexy.. hmmm come here and let me show you ....<wink>

 

[Don K Dyck]

100 not out . . . and counting!

Hey Don! You are sitting at 100 posts, now you can get a sexy AV... Pick a good one for us women to look at, ok? BTW I'm not sure if we officially met. Nice to meet ya. Welcome to our fun,crazy world! BTW I like your user name!!! LOL.

Hey Tonitits, well hello!

I have been following you across the Board these last few nights but our threads have only crossed now. Great to meet you.

So how do I get "a sexy av"? Have you changed your av recently? What do you suggest? Something like Ravenwings thread??

 

[Ladybird]

Don here are two sites that have ready made av's...

http://www.freeavatars.net/

http://www.visualinfinity.net/WolfCahttp://www.freeavatars.net/stle/Avatars.html

Have a browse thru there and see if they have anything you like.

 

[tonitits]

Re: 100 not out . . . and counting!

HMMMMMM. So you been following me lately?? LOL. Well there are some websites that have Avatars to download. LB is good at all the Avatar stuff. Well as you probably know by now....We women like to look at cute asses and err....well ya know penises also!!! LOL. I changed my AV couple of days ago. You will see lots of changes. In fact I think I will change now, just for you. A friend sent one to me yesterday. It was a picture he saw and thought of me, resized it and sent it to me.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

Sweetheart.. I'm not at all morose.

And as for sensuous.. and sexy.. hmmm come here and let me show you ....<wink>

Now that's an offer too good to refuse!

 

[Ladybird]

Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

Originally posted by Don K Dyck
Now that's an offer too good to refuse!

Then don't....

 

[stargirl32]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

Then don't....

umm sitting here thinking random thought,s


willys ,,,,,,, umm chilly willys need warming up

cocks,.. chickens ,, crowing ,,, ohh GRowing ,,

pricks ,,, pins... needles... sticking in ,,, jabbing.. thrusting.. pounding ,,,,


penis ,,, i have know a few ,,, and some came attched to thier own arse hole ,,, but thats a differnt thread...................

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

umm sitting here thinking random thought,s


willys ,,,,,,, umm chilly willys need warming up

cocks,.. chickens ,, crowing ,,, ohh GRowing ,,

pricks ,,, pins... needles... sticking in ,,, jabbing.. thrusting.. pounding ,,,,


penis ,,, i have know a few ,,, and some came attched to thier own arse hole ,,, but thats a differnt thread...................

Oh MY GOD! I like how you think...I am laughing so hard!!!

My random thought for today...

there is no such thing as a bad penis, anymore than there is any such thing as a bad blow job!



They are either good or great!!!!!

Oh and stargirl...


a bit more random thinking

*prick....... dick.......lick.......like........slick....slit......clit...........*