Random thoughts on penises!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

MissTaken said:


Oh MY GOD! I like how you think...I am laughing so hard!!!

My random thought for today...

there is no such thing as a bad penis, anymore than there is any such thing as a bad blow job!

:D

They are either good or great!!!!!

Oh and stargirl...


a bit more random thinking

*prick....... dick.......lick.......like........slick....slit......clit...........*


aaH Miss T, you have a wonderful one track mind . . . how do I et onto it? :D :D
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

Don K Dyck said:



aaH Miss T, you have a wonderful one track mind . . . how do I et onto it? :D :D

Are you sure it isn't my pants you want to get into?

:D


Oh...

random thought on penises.

We all have one! Yep. The clitoris is the physical equivalent to the penis. It is a penis, some will tell you.

So, why not call it the penis or a feminine derivation of the word.
Penisetta, perhaps?

:p
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

MissTaken said:


Are you sure it isn't my pants you want to get into?

:D


Oh...

random thought on penises.

We all have one! Yep. The clitoris is the physical equivalent to the penis. It is a penis, some will tell you.

So, why not call it the penis or a feminine derivation of the word.
Penisetta, perhaps?

:p

PENISETTA, I like that!!!!
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

MissTaken said:


Are you sure it isn't my pants you want to get into?

:D


Oh...

random thought on penises.

We all have one! Yep. The clitoris is the physical equivalent to the penis. It is a penis, some will tell you.

So, why not call it the penis or a feminine derivation of the word.
Penisetta, perhaps?

:p

LOL...I don't care what you gals call it just as long as it cums when I call on it ;) :p :p
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

lovemetender said:


LOL...I don't care what you gals call it just as long as it cums when I call on it ;) :p :p

I'm sure you have no problem making anyone or anything cum!
 
AWESOME AVATAR

Don K Dyck said:


Hey Tonitits, well hello!

I have been following you across the Board these last few nights but our threads have only crossed now. Great to meet you.

So how do I get "a sexy av"? Have you changed your av recently? What do you suggest? Something like Ravenwings thread??

:D :D :D :devil:


WOW!!! Now THAT is a sexy avatar!!! I like it!! I like it!! :p :p
 
Correct Priorities

stargirl32 said:





ohh hang on i though guys had a 3 track mind.... sport.sex and food/beer??

*****


What sensible, sensuous male would be silly enought to think that he needs sport, food and beer if the alternative was an evening with Stargirl??
NOT ME!! Some one has been leading you astray my girl, (lucky devil :devil: ) heheheheh
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

tonitits said:


I'm sure you have no problem making anyone or anything cum!

well I don't know about that....but I surely can guarantee I'll give it all I got ;) :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladybird . . .

lovemetender said:


well I don't know about that....but I surely can guarantee I'll give it all I got ;) :kiss:

Hey what more could a girl ask for? :kiss:
 
A new day, a new thought!

I must wake in the morning thinking about the male genitilia or something. My mind wanders and "boom" I find myself thinking, pondering and wondering about penises.


So, this morning I was cruising lit and ran across Carl East's new av. (Two thumbs up, Carl!)

Men are lucky. Their genitals are almost a separate entity. Photographing an erection is way easier than photographing a woman's netherregion.

Furthermore, whenever men are stupid, they can blame "thinking with the wrong head!" Now, you never hear a woman being accused of thinking with the wrong whole? *groan* That doesn't sound the way I want it too.

And masturbating? This whole "separate entity" thing comes into play there as well. A guy whips it out, strokes, cums and puts it away. A gal has to manuerver in and around and through various obstacles until she finds what she is looking for.

Oh well...more fluff from Miss T!

BTW! Hi all. And love metender? Where the heck have you been...besides NOT in my pm box?

;)
 
Re: A new day, a new thought!

MissTaken said:
I must wake in the morning thinking about the male genitilia or something. My mind wanders and "boom" I find myself thinking, pondering and wondering about penises.


So, this morning I was cruising lit and ran across Carl East's new av. (Two thumbs up, Carl!)

Men are lucky. Their genitals are almost a separate entity. Photographing an erection is way easier than photographing a woman's netherregion.

Furthermore, whenever men are stupid, they can blame "thinking with the wrong head!" Now, you never hear a woman being accused of thinking with the wrong whole? *groan* That doesn't sound the way I want it too.

And masturbating? This whole "separate entity" thing comes into play there as well. A guy whips it out, strokes, cums and puts it away. A gal has to manuerver in and around and through various obstacles until she finds what she is looking for.

Oh well...more fluff from Miss T!

BTW! Hi all. And love metender? Where the heck have you been...besides NOT in my pm box?

;)

Morning Miss T....it seems we have to work harder for EVERYTHING!!!
 
Re: Re: A new day, a new thought!

tonitits said:


Morning Miss T....it seems we have to work harder for EVERYTHING!!!

And where is the justice in that????



OH...I guess compensation cums in the form of muliple "O's!"


:D
 
first post ever....but i had to reply to MissTaken on the whole masturbation thing.

Im sure ive heard about you women crossing your legs and squeezing to make youselves cum. Now if that aint easier than whipping out your cock and having to deal with the end product your get left with then i dont know what is!! Jesus, you can do it ANYWHERE!!
 
makman said:
first post ever....but i had to reply to MissTaken on the whole masturbation thing.

Im sure ive heard about you women crossing your legs and squeezing to make youselves cum. Now if that aint easier than whipping out your cock and having to deal with the end product your get left with then i dont know what is!! Jesus, you can do it ANYWHERE!!


umm i have done that ,, if you get the seam on your jeans in the right place ,, and wiggle ,,,,,* cobammmmm* loverly....

renameing the thread radom thoughts on name s,,

men have a whole list which iam sure you will all add to

including , python pulling , milking the snake

but us girls ,,, ive only heard of fiddling and fluffing ,,
what about you diverse members of the world ,, whats it called where you are ,??
 
Re: A new day, a new thought!

MissTaken said:
I must wake in the morning thinking about the male genitilia or something. My mind wanders and "boom" I find myself thinking, pondering and wondering about penises.


So, this morning I was cruising lit and ran across Carl East's new av. (Two thumbs up, Carl!)

Men are lucky. Their genitals are almost a separate entity. Photographing an erection is way easier than photographing a woman's netherregion.

Furthermore, whenever men are stupid, they can blame "thinking with the wrong head!" Now, you never hear a woman being accused of thinking with the wrong whole? *groan* That doesn't sound the way I want it too.

And masturbating? This whole "separate entity" thing comes into play there as well. A guy whips it out, strokes, cums and puts it away. A gal has to manuerver in and around and through various obstacles until she finds what she is looking for.

Oh well...more fluff from Miss T!

BTW! Hi all. And love metender? Where the heck have you been...besides NOT in my pm box?

;)

Hi MissT...I'm still here.....it's just that there's so many threads so little time...lol

not in your box huh?...hmmmmmmm....let me check mine.....oops it's empty too....lol

hope all is well :)
 
Re: Re: Re: A new day, a new thought!

MissTaken said:


And where is the justice in that????



OH...I guess compensation cums in the form of muliple "O's!"


:D

I believe you've hit the proverbial nail on the head honey ;)
 
I have a question for the guys...I have a 10 yr old son so I need to know this....How old were you the first time you got a hard on?....jacked off?..what did you think when it happened and what caused you to do it?
 
tonitits said:
I have a question for the guys...I have a 10 yr old son so I need to know this....How old were you the first time you got a hard on?....jacked off?..what did you think when it happened and what caused you to do it?

well for me I just remember getting hard & masturbating when I was in I believe the 8th grade...I'm sure I had erections before then but it was the first time I just had to pleasure myself...don't remember what sparked it but I remember thinking boy this sure feels good & thinking dammmmmm it'll be wonderful when I find a girl who will be willing to play with it too...lol
the rest is history as they say ;)
 
tonitits said:
I have a question for the guys...I have a 10 yr old son so I need to know this....How old were you the first time you got a hard on?....jacked off?..what did you think when it happened and what caused you to do it?

Well, let me stroll down memmory lane here. I think I was 8 or 9 when I started getting erections regularly. I distinctly remember I was in the 4th grade when I first masturbated to orgasm.

Oh, yes. I was in the shower and it wasn't the first time I'd gotten hard while showering. But, this time the shower spray hit it just right. Ooooh, that felt good! Somehow I got the idea to start stroking. Double Ooooh. I kept at at it and it got to feeling better and better. Then, all of a sudden, I felt this urge building. Kinda like I had to pee, but different. I got kinda scared, but couldn't stop either. Boom, all the muscles down there started spasming and all this white stuff came pouring out.

I took me a second to process what had happened. Then it hit me. All that stuff I'd heard the older kids talking about but didn't understand finally made sense. I seriously think an actual lightbulb appeared above my head. Anyway, I got hard again right away and had to try it again. That was a long shower. :D
 
lovemetender said:


well for me I just remember getting hard & masturbating when I was in I believe the 8th grade...I'm sure I had erections before then but it was the first time I just had to pleasure myself...don't remember what sparked it but I remember thinking boy this sure feels good & thinking dammmmmm it'll be wonderful when I find a girl who will be willing to play with it too...lol
the rest is history as they say ;)

thanks for your response...your answer makes me feel good, still have a few years....LOL
 
cg_allstar said:


Well, let me stroll down memmory lane here. I think I was 8 or 9 when I started getting erections regularly. I distinctly remember I was in the 4th grade when I first masturbated to orgasm.

Oh, yes. I was in the shower and it wasn't the first time I'd gotten hard while showering. But, this time the shower spray hit it just right. Ooooh, that felt good! Somehow I got the idea to start stroking. Double Ooooh. I kept at at it and it got to feeling better and better. Then, all of a sudden, I felt this urge building. Kinda like I had to pee, but different. I got kinda scared, but couldn't stop either. Boom, all the muscles down there started spasming and all this white stuff came pouring out.

I took me a second to process what had happened. Then it hit me. All that stuff I'd heard the older kids talking about but didn't understand finally made sense. I seriously think an actual lightbulb appeared above my head. Anyway, I got hard again right away and had to try it again. That was a long shower. :D

OMG! 4th grade...he will be in 5th grade this year. He does take long showers, but pretty much always has unless there is something on tv he wants to watch,

Is there anything I should do or say to prepare him/me for this or just leave it alone and let it happen? There is no father figure in the picture!
 
tonitits said:


OMG! 4th grade...he will be in 5th grade this year. He does take long showers, but pretty much always has unless there is something on tv he wants to watch,

Is there anything I should do or say to prepare him/me for this or just leave it alone and let it happen? There is no father figure in the picture!

Well, to be honest, I din't follow your typical development chart. I hit puberty at 8 and was always the tallest boy in my class untill well into high school. I know I was shaving occasionally in the 3rd grade and regularly by 4th.

I'm not sure how to advise you. It's probably time to say something. There's so much bad infomation and so many bad examples out there. My parents were so uncomfortable about sex they barely ever said anything to me, and it was always so round-about it was almost useless. My advice there would be to keep it direct and don't back down if you start feeling embarrassed. This is your son, you love him and he loves you.

I know around here the schools start laying the groundwork for sex ed or whatever they call it in 5th grade. Plus, with the internet, I'm sure he's hearing stuff already. Perhaps the best thing is to peruse some sex ed books to find one that you like and give it to him to read, or better yet go through it with him.
 
he will figure it out

I hate to sound like a college professor but, oops, I am. Men discover self pleasure naturally.
As was said on here before, their penis is out in the open and they touch it when they urinate. Boys are also more likely to admit masturbation to other boys and even masturbate with other boys. If you sat him down to talk about it, he might clam up. However, if a chance to say something does come up, just be positive in affirming the pleasure and naturalness of masturbation.

Also, I think the Boston Women's Health Collective has an "Our Bodies Our Selves" for kids. Reading that might spark some questions from him. And it is a good time to start talking about accepting his body and respecting other's bodies and not being judjmental.

We are talking about penis size and most of the problem is men not liking their penises instead of women not liking them. Women have a much more complex sexuality than just wanting something big in their vaginas--and as we have seen, there are vegetables that can serve that purpose. Young girls also are self conscious about their genitals too and that makes them have trouble letting go.
When I was young, in a sexual situation I said to a girl off handedly, "you have such a pretty pussy." She started to cry!!! Not bad though, she had never heard anyone say that or even use the word "pussy" and she was mortified that her genitals were ugly. She was transformed into a little exhibitionist in the very best sense of the term. Much fun followed.

The bottom line is support your partner. Sex is a team sport, not an opportunity to be judged as adequate or not.

Sorry to be long winded.

Steve
 
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