Random Thought Thread

[mrtnmoon]

Who ever said you need to be cruel to be kind should be shot

what did nick lowe ever do to you?!?

john deacon (queen) is a very under-rated bass player

 

[mrtnmoon]

is it just me and my crappy-ass computer, or does lit seem to be moving pretty slow right about now?

 

[mrtnmoon]

sometimes I think about disabling the "view avatars" setting.... I hate clicking into a thread and seeing a cock waving in my face.

of course, then I'd miss some really sexy ones, like butterscotch's current one.
what's a boy to do?

 

[webbo1]

what did nick lowe ever do to you?!?

john deacon (queen) is a very under-rated bass player

I'll give you that one mate.

 

[webbo1]

If suicide is painless, why is it so hurtful to everyone

 

[purrbaby]

I have to make this chair stop squeaking

 

[Brightdawn]

If you didn't steal the cookie from the cookie jar...and I didn't steal the cookie from the cookie jar...and they didn't steal the cookie from the cookie...then who the fuck stole the cookie from the fuckin' cookie jar?

 

[webbo1]

fuckin cookie monster stole the cookie from the cookie jar

 

[purrbaby]

Is it just me or are cows with white faces kinda creepy?

 

[FantasyAuthor]

Who really did write the Book Of Love?

 

[webbo1]

who did but the bomp in the bomp she bomp she bomp.....and who put the Ram in the Ramalama ding dong?????

 

[webbo1]

what is love any way??????? is it something you give unreservedly only to have it thrown in your face

 

[webbo1]

why do fools fall in love ................only to have their heart ripped up into little pieces and minced in a blender

 

[Diamond_Girl]

If you can buy a scooter at the same place you can get your gun repaired, is this the most cost-effective way to stage your drive-by shooting when gas is almost $3/gallon?

 

[scbigdog65]

If you want to get to heaven, do you have to raise a little hell?

 

[Diamond_Girl]

If you want to get to heaven, do you have to raise a little hell?

That's what the song says.

*Greetings from NC!*

 

[scbigdog65]

That's what the song says.

*Greetings from NC!*

And a fine song it is...


Why does the party just start getting good right after I tell my wife I'm on the way home?

 

[webbo1]

When you get told that you will get the truth and be told everything........why is it that the person who makes the promise never keeps it.....yet you're expected to??????

 

[omahaman2]

EVER WONDER?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is lemon juice made with art ificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquito

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

[webbo1]

why do people pay good money to watch a ventrilaquist talk to himself on stage ???

 

[Rebel Rose]

Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder.
But not any man is capable of being a good camper.
So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.

 

[dragonrazor]

i forgot all about this thread

Welcome to Ghural...all your future are belong to us (from PSU)

 

[webbo1]

why is it, that when you ride a motorbike every other asshole on the road is out to kill you

 

[dragonrazor]

i want a large scale LEGO Star Destroyer

 

[webbo1]

I want to get away from my shitty life for a while