Random Thought Thread

[Rebel Rose]

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

 

[purrbaby]

Pondering why I can't talk about getting a facial without my fiance laughing like a 14 year old boy lol

For the 14 year old little boys out there, I mean chemical peels, etc lol

 

[dragonrazor]

<< why are there so many similes for sex out there?

 

[dragonrazor]

when in doubt, accessorize

 

[Brightdawn]

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

 

[dragonrazor]

omg, i posted those in the wrong thread

 

[Brightdawn]

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

[dragonrazor]

if Kuuhazan translates as Slash of Air, does MooHazan translate as Cow of Air?

 

[purrbaby]

I need an off switch.

 

[purrbaby]

Words are a funny thing... Once they're born into the world, you can never put them back...

 

[dragonrazor]

if everybody needs a little KFC, why is the business doing so bad?

 

[webbo1]

what is the most popular resteraunt in the South pole


Brrrrrrrger king





sorry I need to sleep

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why did I have "Sam" by Olivia Newton-John in my head when I got to work this morning?? It hadn't been on the radio on the drive into work .... it's a mystery to me ....

 

[webbo1]

why is it that I need to hold her more when she is not here

 

[purrbaby]

How come the thing you want to do, and the thing you should do, never match up?

 

[mrtnmoon]

I need an off switch.

come on over..... I can turn off any woman.

 

[virgin_not]

come on over..... I can turn off any woman.

that's what you think? I dont think so

 

[purrbaby]

come on over..... I can turn off any woman.

Not quite what I meant lol And I'd love an off switch now. My mind needs to stfu lol

 

[mrtnmoon]

sometimes I just have thoughts one right after the other. they keep coming and coming and coming....

wait... could that be more like one minute in thought?

 

[mrtnmoon]

that's what you think? I dont think so

ok, then you come over.... we'll see who's right.

 

[purrbaby]

sometimes I just have thoughts one right after the other. they keep coming and coming and coming....

wait... could that be more like one minute in thought?

::stares at Moon::

Wait... didn't you.... ::walks away before head explodes from thought::

 

[mrtnmoon]

sometimes I just have thoughts one right after the other. they keep coming and coming and coming....

reminds me of a joke:

why was the ground white at custer's last stand?

because the indians kept coming and coming and coming....

50 bonus points to anyone that can tell me where that joke "came" from...

 

[mrtnmoon]

::stares at Moon::

Wait... didn't you.... ::walks away before head explodes from thought::

good... my work here is done, then.

 

[webbo1]

why is it....when i try to make something better and more enjoyable I just end up fucking things up by getting jealous

 

[webbo1]

Who ever said you need to be cruel to be kind should be shot