Random talents

[shezaqt]

i'm really good at hand farts and knowing trivial nonsense. no, neither of those will ever get anyone laid.

Ha! I can't do that with my hands, I discovered this not long ago thanks to boys under 10 and their constant need to compete.

I can however make trumpet sounds by blowing through a blade of grass. I would be fearful of what getting laid from that would mean.

 

[spacekowboy]

Not to doubt your talents, but the only thing that makes me dance is mass amounts of tequila.

 

[shezaqt]

Not to doubt your talents, but the only thing that makes me dance is mass amounts of tequila.

Plying with alcohol still counts!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I can belch on cue. I don't know how common that is.

Anyone can belch on que. He likes that.
Can you burp the alphabet? In my prime I could get to double "G".

 

[Not Normal]

I can flip my tongue over in both directions and also curl it up like a U.

That doesn't not now, nor did it ever get me laid.

 

[jezzilee]

I can flip my tongue over in both directions and also curl it up like a U.

That doesn't not now, nor did it ever get me laid.

My tongue is long enough to touch the tip of my nose...

 

[Not Normal]

My tongue is long enough to touch the tip of my nose...

Which probably does get you laid...

 

[shezaqt]

I can flip my tongue over in both directions and also curl it up like a U.

That doesn't not now, nor did it ever get me laid.

I just tried this. Upward is a snap but downward is nay impossible!

You sir, have a talent.

 

[Rightguide]

Here I was thinking you meant something like tying the cherry stem in a knot with one's tongue. Or ear wiggling. Or doing the splits

In which case yes I can do the splits and it has gotten me laid oddly enough. Even if it was years ago. I can also wiggle my ears - to the best of my recollection that has never got me laid.

Because once you were in there wiggling your ears you didn't sneeze.

 

[AngusBridie]

is being full of shit a talent? If so, its gotten me laid.

 

[neci]

Not to doubt your talents, but the only thing that makes me dance is mass amounts of tequila.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BodXwAYeTfM

 

[oggbashan]

I can speak at public meetings without notes and at a moment's notice.

It gets me appointed as spokesperson for a number of organisations, and chairman of several. In the past, before I met my wife, that could get me sex because it was seen as Alpha male behaviour. It wasn't. I'm just not worried by speaking in front of ten people or two thousand.

 

[shezaqt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BodXwAYeTfM

I can speak at public meetings without notes and at a moment's notice.

It gets me appointed as spokesperson for a number of organisations, and chairman of several. In the past, before I met my wife, that could get me sex because it was seen as Alpha male behaviour. It wasn't. I'm just not worried by speaking in front of ten people or two thousand.

Impromptu public speaking is for sure a talent, and one that reveals so much about a person.

 

[spacekowboy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BodXwAYeTfM

And that is exactly how I dance.

 

[neci]

And that is exactly how I dance.

i bet you'd look good in those fancy dancing shoes.

 

[jezzilee]

Which probably does get you laid...

occasionally!

is being full of shit a talent? If so, its gotten me laid.

that's not a talent, it's an art form....kinda like blow jobs!

 

[stickygirl]

I can point one leg out and then lower myself to the floor and back up on the other leg. Either leg. Hasn't got me laid but it's fun to watch other people try!

and I can wiggle my ears

 

[RickTango]

I can point one leg out and then lower myself to the floor and back up on the other leg. Either leg. Hasn't got me laid but it's fun to watch other people try!

I would like to see that!

 

[Aphro]

I can make strangers. feel instantly at ease and willing to tell me their life story, marital and health problems in lurid detail.

 

[stickygirl]

I used to be able to dislocate my shoulders when I was a kid: clasp fingers behind my back and then bring them over the top. It was really useful if I got tied up.... it used to happen.

I only found out I was dislocating them when I showed a doctor friend and he told me to "stop that straight away or have problems when you get older!"

 

[RickTango]

I used to be able to dislocate my shoulders when I was a kid: clasp fingers behind my back and then bring them over the top. It was really useful if I got tied up.... it used to happen.

I only found out I was dislocating them when I showed a doctor friend and he told me to "stop that straight away or have problems when you get older!"

Did you? Get tied up that is..

 

[stickygirl]

Did you? Get tied up that is..

Quite often - and I could always escape because once the rope is round the front you can unpick the knot with your teeth.

 

[RickTango]

Quite often - and I could always escape because once the rope is round the front you can unpick the knot with your teeth.

Ok, now I'm turned on.

 

[doowdniw]

I can point one leg out and then lower myself to the floor and back up on the other leg. Either leg. Hasn't got me laid but it's fun to watch other people try!

and I can wiggle my ears

But can you do both things at the same time?

 

[doowdniw]

I can cross one eye while looking straight ahead with the other, while wiggling my ears and whistling a tune through my teeth without moving my lips.

That's pretty much it.