Random Porn Duel
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We all know how to tell silicone from flesh [well, most of the time], but here are some neat ways to tell if a wang has been surgically altered!
1) If, when erect, it dangles down vertically [rather than sticking out parrallel to the ground], it has been surgically altered. [A tendon has been cut. This can also slightly interfere with reproduction, because it may pinch off the urethra, preventing fluid flow]
2) It's too soft. Many of these pictures show an apparently erect penis bending almost as well as it would flaccid. This is most likely because fat has been surgically pumped into the penis.
3) It's too long. The record for penis legnth is 14". 90% of men have between 4 and 8.5 inches. 90% of those who remain have shorter than 10 inches. Beyond that, there aren't enough people to do a representative sample
1) If, when erect, it dangles down vertically [rather than sticking out parrallel to the ground], it has been surgically altered. [A tendon has been cut. This can also slightly interfere with reproduction, because it may pinch off the urethra, preventing fluid flow]
2) It's too soft. Many of these pictures show an apparently erect penis bending almost as well as it would flaccid. This is most likely because fat has been surgically pumped into the penis.
3) It's too long. The record for penis legnth is 14". 90% of men have between 4 and 8.5 inches. 90% of those who remain have shorter than 10 inches. Beyond that, there aren't enough people to do a representative sample
