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[5080]

okay, good plan, when you get off the plane, look for the big redhead in a goatcart being pulled by 4 billys then just follow the smell!

Hmmm, either that's a cleverly assembled put down, or an admission that goats beards full of weeks of goatcum is undeniably pungent.

 

[_me_]

You were threatening to eat me earlier

Yes please!!

clive....see that just flew off my keyboard as opposed to tryin to find, hunt and peck numbers......much gooder.

Clive it is then

I'm gonna build me a hot air balloon and pray the wind carries me in the right direction.......I should be at your place by........um the end of the month!!!!

Ha ha

 

[5080]

omg rofl....yes they are exactly the same only different!

Same.. but different? Eh?

And I need you to, er, explain the anacronym "rofl"..?

 

[goatchick1]

Hmmm, either that's a cleverly assembled put down, or an admission that goats beards full of weeks of goatcum is undeniably pungent.

lolol, i have a scent, i know cause i just sniffed my fingers...yep, quite nice.........weeks of goatcum in a beard is a one of a kind scent, you can't miss it!

 

[5080]

i have said that about you your whole life clive.....

See there you go with that makin me paranoid you're my mum in disguise thing. I thought I'd sorted that one. Almost a physical impossibility.

 

[_me_]

Lol Axl Rose.......aye well have to agree with Thrasher on that one, best thing that ever happened to Guns and Roses was splittin' up and giving my ears a break

But i do love goats cheese

Right that's it, any more & I'll have to deal with you

ooh you think you can come to no harm talking crap, but believe me it's both entertaining and incriminating. Should be a point score for who puts their foot in it the least!

Hmm....

 

[goatchick1]

Same.. but different? Eh?

And I need you to, er, explain the anacronym "rofl"..?

rofl.....ralph oogles flowered ladies

 

[goatchick1]

See there you go with that makin me paranoid you're my mum in disguise thing. I thought I'd sorted that one. Almost a physical impossibility.

i like to keep you on your toes clive.

 

[5080]

rofl.....ralph oogles flowered ladies

What??? you've making no sense. You mock me madam- you and your "down with the kids on the street" lingo.

 

[goatchick1]

What??? you've making no sense. You mock me madam- you and your "down with the kids on the street" lingo.

rofl...rollin on floor laughin......there, that better? partypoop.

 

[_me_]

Lol Axl Rose.......aye well have to agree with Thrasher on that one, best thing that ever happened to Guns and Roses was splittin' up and giving my ears a break

Oooh, I warned you... (still that was like a big red button marked 'do not press') I'm wincing and putting my fingers in my ears ready for the explosion...

Too fucking late

Now you know I love an ass whippin' so that ain't a punishment

You won't like it when I've finished with you!!

awesome! i will have the goats tidy up the goathouse and tell the danes to not jump on the balloon when you get here and puncture anything...fair warning tho, elliott is gonna want a ride in the balloon. just sayin.

Aww!!

 

[_me_]

In a hot air baloon- who are you, Philleas Fogg? Mate I'll be getting a quicker mode of transport and gettin there "afore ye"...

Lmao......I nearly choked on my wine

i really do me, up til now my whole life i feel like i just been spinnin my wheels....i am finally advancin!!!!!!!!!! woooooohoooooo

He he

I never did like trifle

Nor me- at least not now, probably after a excessive binge-related error in my early years.

Yuk!!

See, charm personified, me.

Yes, Clive

 

[goatchick1]

i need to lay down again for a little bit, has cooled some, only 90 in my bedroom now....i'll be back a little later before work....have fun!

 

[_me_]

okay, good plan, when you get off the plane, look for the big redhead in a goatcart being pulled by 4 billys then just follow the smell!

He he

Same.. but different? Eh?

And I need you to, er, explain the anacronym "rofl"..?

Can you stop with the big words, it's hurting my head

See there you go with that makin me paranoid you're my mum in disguise thing. I thought I'd sorted that one. Almost a physical impossibility.

Ha ha

 

[Thrasher666]

Eyy oop!! Can i come in off the naughty step now please?

 

[_me_]

i need to lay down again for a little bit, has cooled some, only 90 in my bedroom now....i'll be back a little later before work....have fun!

OMG!! I sympathise!!

Come to the UK

 

[_me_]

Eyy oop!! Can i come in off the naughty step now please?

Yes, someone else is on it now

 

[5080]

i need to lay down again for a little bit, has cooled some, only 90 in my bedroom now....i'll be back a little later before work....have fun!

No probs, I'll be up in a bit, just make yourself comfy...

 

[Thrasher666]

Yes, someone else is on it now

So i see!! Nice to see i have an allie in the scotsman!!! DOWN WITH AXL ROSE!!!!

 

[5080]

Eyy oop!! Can i come in off the naughty step now please?

lol

G'wapm Rude boy.

 

[Thrasher666]

lol

G'wapm Rude boy.

Nuff bad innit brapp brapp!!

 

[5080]

So i see!! Nice to see i have an allie in the scotsman!!! DOWN WITH AXL ROSE!!!!

Safety in numbers won't help ya, mate. She has enough wrath for the pair of ya.

Actually I have "Appetite for Desctruction" on my MP3. That was massive when it first came out. I remember it being the cause of us moving off drinking "Thunderbird" and picking "Night Train Express" for our tipple of choice when drinking in the park...

 

[5080]

i need to lay down again for a little bit, has cooled some, only 90 in my bedroom now....

Wazzat, has the que of blokes in there dwindled below 3 figues?

 

[_me_]

So i see!! Nice to see i have an allie in the scotsman!!! DOWN WITH AXL ROSE!!!!

I'll find your weakness, it may take some time, but I'll get there

 

[5080]

I'll find your weakness, it may take some time, but I'll get there

The squidy bit between his legs... a well placed pointy-toed hoof to the cum-eggs... didn't your mother teach you that?