Random conversation thread

[Thrasher666]

I'll find your weakness, it may take some time, but I'll get there

I have no weakness i am a warrior from the mountaibs of England!
THIS IS YORKSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!! (in the style of king leonidas)

 

[Thrasher666]

The squidy bit between his legs... a well placed pointy-toed hoof to the cum-eggs... didn't your mother teach you that?

I thought we were mates?

 

[_me_]

Safety in numbers won't help ya, mate. She has enough wrath for the pair of ya.

Actually I have "Appetite for Desctruction" on my MP3. That was massive when it first came out. I remember it being the cause of us moving off drinking "Thunderbird" and picking "Night Train Express" for our tipple of choice when drinking in the park...

Ha ha......

We were on vodka & lime & had the bright idea of soaking the filters of our cigs in it.......Those were the days.....

 

[5080]

(in the style of king leonidas)

Oo's e then? Sounds like some authurian geezer...?

 

[_me_]

The squidy bit between his legs... a well placed pointy-toed hoof to the cum-eggs... didn't your mother teach you that?

Lol.....I was thinking of something more painful!!

 

[Thrasher666]

Oo's e then? Sounds like some authurian geezer...?

*shakes head slowly and sadly*

 

[5080]

I thought we were mates?

She'll never manage it, first she's gotta find ya- and that's a massive old county. Second and I've never known a lass take a swing at me dangly bits and manage to hit the bullseye. Too small a target, see!

 

[_me_]

I thought we were mates?

Ha ha

 

[5080]

*shakes head slowly and sadly*

Fine, I've just wikkipedia'd the fucker for me'self.

Bleedin king of Spata, that bloke. Nowhere near York, that. And you know what them ancient greek warrior cultures invented, don't cha?

 

[Thrasher666]

Fine, I've just wikkipedia'd the fucker for me'self.

Bleedin king of Spata, that bloke. Nowhere near York, that. And you know what them ancient greek warrior cultures invented, don't cha?

Yeah poofters!!!! Can i change my mind a be a viking then?

 

[5080]

Yeah poofters!!!! Can i change my mind a be a viking then?

Thought you might.

 

[Thrasher666]

Thought you might.

From now on i shall be known as Thor bow down to my awesomeness!!

 

[5080]

Ha ha......

We were on vodka & lime & had the bright idea of soaking the filters of our cigs in it.......Those were the days.....

Ahhh, indeed. Never worked tho, did it. And some clumsy sod always dropped their fag in the bottle and it'd disintegrate so you got bits of baccy and paper mixed in and you'd be left trying to strain the drink through your teeth.

 

[5080]

From now on i shall be known as Thor bow down to my awesomeness!!

See that was where I fell down. If I'd given myself some mega fuck-off name like "the mighty twatstretcher" I wouldn't now be labelled "Clive".

 

[_me_]

She'll never manage it, first she's gotta find ya- and that's a massive old county. Second and I've never known a lass take a swing at me dangly bits and manage to hit the bullseye. Too small a target, see!

Ha ha I thought men were supposed to big themselves up

 

[_me_]

From now on i shall be known as Thor bow down to my awesomeness!!

Is this a bloody history lesson?

 

[5080]

Ha ha I thought men were supposed to big themselves up

Naah, I believe in the opposite. I get the belittling before the ladies get a chance to.

 

[5080]

Is this a bloody history lesson?

... moved on from the natural history channel see...

 

[_me_]

Ahhh, indeed. Never worked tho, did it. And some clumsy sod always dropped their fag in the bottle and it'd disintegrate so you got bits of baccy and paper mixed in and you'd be left trying to strain the drink through your teeth.

We had sense, we poured it into glasses

 

[_me_]

Naah, I believe in the opposite. I get the belittling before the ladies get a chance to.

Aww......

 

[_me_]

... moved on from the natural history channel see...

Hmm.......What next......

 

[_me_]

From now on i shall be known as Thor bow down to my awesomeness!!

Or what?

 

[5080]

We had sense, we poured it into glasses

Blimey- girls... organized see. Mind a bit of slap on and the corner shop bloke'd serve ya. We couldn't guarantee we'd score some booze. Chances are we'd get a firm "get lost spotty". Then you'd look a right dick sat on the street corner with an empty glass in your pocket.

 

[5080]

Or what?

Watch out, he's probably got some proper Yorkshire black pudding for ya.

 

[_me_]

Blimey- girls... organized see. Mind a bit of slap on and the corner shop bloke'd serve ya. We couldn't guarantee we'd score some booze. Chances are we'd get a firm "get lost spotty". Then you'd look a right dick sat on the street corner with an empty glass in your pocket.

We were on holiday in a caravan at the time of the vodka & lime experiment

In the pubs I used to drink Pils & lime